Ration Reality

Years ago, in a time known as “The 80s”, humanity was enlightened and entertained by a new subgenre of film. These Canadian cinematic offerings were set apart by their heavy-handed moralistic tone, actors who had no business acting, directors who had no business directing, epic heavy metal soundtracks and, usually, John Mikl Thor.

Now, to carry on the lineage of Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare, Shock ‘Em Dead, and Black Roses, comes Michael Keeves’ and Josh Clark’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Crazy Night - an 80s-centric short about evil rocker Cain, whose nefarious plan is to brainwash the town of Rock Haven’s youths into becoming his long-haired, sleeveless t-shirt-wearing minions. It is up to a group of high-school friends and their wise public school-employed janitor to stop the evil plot. Read the rest of this entry »

Since RR will be taking a few days to celebrate Christmas and New Years, we thought we’d leave you with a few vids to get you in the spirit, Ration Reality-style! (Read only one each day–that way, it’ll seem like we’re continuing to post things daily, even when we’re getting wasted on egg nog and Everclear.) Read the rest of this entry »

The worst part: Soy and I actually know this guy. He’s the drummer for Craptain Jack and the Shmees. RobDogtheParrot has this to say about his film: “Bored. Dead squirrel. Dave Brockie Experience. It just all came together.”

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I wonder…do you think, maybe..it could be the same squirrel?

We’ve all heard the legends: If you look in the mirror on Friday the 13th (or Halloween, or any random day, really), and you repeat, “Bloody Mary” 3 times, the tortured young soul who took her life on that unfortunate date will reveal herself and creep you the fuck out (or kill you, possibly). How much stock to put into such a legend is entirely up to you.

Well, legend has it that once a year, 3 very lucky individuals have the opportunity to “party” with a fellow named Iceland Jeremiah Jeremiah Jones who sports a twink haircut and a confounding T-shirt–but only if they: Read the rest of this entry »

By popular demand, Ration Reality revisits the vast whatthefucktitude of international broadcast advertising. Just remember, you wanted this. It’s all for you, Damien. All for you…

Canadian Convenience Store Beverage

If Dr. Freud had lived to see this unbelievable spot from the frozen north, it would have killed him. Not only would it have ended his life, but it would have done so in spectacular cartoon fashion with steam coming from his ears, eyes bulging from their sockets and hair bolting up from his scalp. The sexual subtext of this ad is so straightforward, even my parents could see it. Read the rest of this entry »

In the spirit of international brotherhood, the dialogue for the following film has been translated from English
into French, then into German, then back into French, then back into English using a popular translation website.

It’s like totally Shakespearian. Read the rest of this entry »

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A trailer from a website about a documentary film based on a book.
It’s a dildo media empire!

The ducky is cute, but where do you put the alarm clock?

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It starts a little slow, but stay with it for the WTFness.

This is based on a short story, which can be read here: Mark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger

Cody Logan are make fun of us for posting youtubes. :( 

Anyone who’d ever ridden a subway late at night has probably seen that station out in the suburbs where there’s no passengers, no vendors and almost no noise apart from the screeching and rumbling of the trains. Eerie. If you’ve ever had to get off at one of these still, creepy stations, you know the walk to the surface can be an uneasy one. Any creak or clang, every flicker and flash of the dim platform lights bringing us to full alert; readying us for fight or flight. Read the rest of this entry »