Submissions
Think you’re funny? You probably aren’t. Still, it can’t be much worse than the drivel we write. Submit your work by email to:
Please put SUBMISSION in the subjectline.
We accept the following forms:
- RTF or TXT document (no DOCs please)
- URL to work already on the web (be specific, I’ll not dig through a whole blog)
- HTML documents – must be zipped
- Images under 2mb may be sent as an attachment. Larger files should be uploaded somewhere and a link given.
We are not accepting ideas for our comic, as we are keeping our artist plenty busy already. We are, however, interested in your original artwork and finished comics.
Just in case we don’t hate it, include the name under which you’d like your credit, and the link you want us to pimp. If the work has been previously published elsewhere (yes, your own blog counts) let us know so we can pimp that too.
Accepted contributors will be offered a free @rationreality email address. Let us know your desired username@ and (fake)real/last name. We’ll hook you up when we post your entry.
Submit a (funny) band for our monthly feature:
Fans may submit their favorites. Bands may also submit their own work, as we have no integrity. Please include as much info on the band as you can, especially:
- Links to whatever websites the band may have. Myspace is a good one.
- 2 pictures: One that will look good when sized at no more than 150×100, another at approx 400-600 width and no more than 300 height.
- The band must have music somewhere on the internet that our readers can hear for free.
- Where to buy a CD if there is one. Amazon is ideal for us.
- A few (100) words describing them.
Peace, love, and safe sex
-The Bagel of Everything
I almost wish I wasn’t the best staff writer/web logger in the history of the introweb so’s I could submit to The Head Bagel In Charge. But I am the best. So I’ll have to settle for lauging at your submissions. Step up, bitches!
jody eugenius wilson
June 14, 2007 at 5:35 am
Jody, it is because you are staff writer/web logger, that you must submit to The Head Bagel in Charge!
On your knees, worm!
bagel of everything
June 15, 2007 at 5:41 am
[...] home – olderrandom – submit [...]
From Milk to Milf Lickity-Split « Ration Reality
June 18, 2007 at 7:16 am
i am sending my pre-coded .rtf now. love you my “head bitch”
I want to blog the beginning on my myspace and link here to read the rest….
deearreeem
June 19, 2007 at 8:59 am
Thanks sweety, I’ll be formatting it and post it when you least expect it!
bagel of everything
June 19, 2007 at 11:11 am
So what sort of thing are guys looking for?
I’ve got a pretty deep archive with wide varitey of composition/genres in it.
It might be cool to display some of my favorite pieces in differnt enviroment.
AJ Valliant
June 22, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Just hit us with it, AJ.
If we knew what we were looking for, we’d write it ourselves :).
All 4 of us adore everything we’ve seen of yours.
Ideally, I’d like the work on this site to focus on serious issues, with a humorous attitude. Opening minds through laughter.
bagel of everything
June 22, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Cool, I sent a email.
AJ Valliant
June 22, 2007 at 2:07 pm
hey…for the humourous band thingy do dr steel…you can find his myspace through my private page…i have to do an autism paper for school now…but find him and “build the robots” ;)
ellen
July 8, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Ellen: Write up 100 words or so and email it. It’s a contest, silly goose!
bagel of everything
July 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
K-bage-I finally did it-it took me the whole weekend to decide how i was going to start it-but i did it-now i have no clue how to submit it here-but it will be up @ both my pages, and maybe you can break it down for me on how to get it here-my brain was to sapped to follow direction like a good little girl! hit me back babe.
**United POT Smokers**
July 16, 2007 at 12:14 pm
The directions are confusing, or were you just doing field research for the pot blog? lol
I’ll msg your myspace
bagel of everything
July 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
hahahahaha….yeah
**United POT Smokers**
July 16, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Great webmaster, nice work, design! ,
HUMANS
August 15, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Bag-el . . . . by any chance are you related to Jor-el and Kal-el?
Frontier Former Editor
September 2, 2007 at 9:05 pm
That’s very rude, FFE!
You people think all Kriptonians are related, doncha?
Since we are asking assumptive questions, what does Frontier Former Editor mean?
Are you formerly the editor of Frontier, or the editor of Frontier Former? Or did you form a frontier, and edit it? I’m confused.
bagel of everything
September 2, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Ah, a chance to be snide and pedantic.
I live near what used to be the frontier circa 1790. Until last October, I was a newspaper editor.
By the way, you might want to check the lox on your door . . .
Frontier Former Editor
September 2, 2007 at 9:35 pm
I would like to order some of the double sided tape, I am tired of holding non-ferrous materials when I am grinding.
Bagel note: I deleted the spam you’re referring to, so you’ll look like a confused old fool. :)
keywork
September 11, 2007 at 8:32 am
Thx. Bitch.
keywork.
April 7, 2008 at 11:20 am
came School I went personalities. leaf by themselves tree We used
trustkeyland
June 9, 2008 at 2:34 am
^fucking poseur bitch^
don'ttrustkeyland
June 9, 2008 at 1:52 pm
If you wipe yor ass with a Maple leaf will it smell sweet ?
micky2
June 9, 2008 at 2:00 pm
trustkeyland: Are you the new Sasha Baron Cohen character? Free translation sites: you get what you pay for…
@ Key: Yes, I am.
@ Micky: Nope, but if you wipe with acid blotter paper, it’ll smell like a rainbow.
Soylent Ape
June 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
You could probably cut it into little squares and make a killing.
I mean hey, if jenkem will work.
micky2
June 9, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I think this is not very useful as Buytur said.
http://yourtur.blogspot.com/
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zadat vopros oftalmologu
January 30, 2009 at 8:47 am
As a Freshman, I am always exploring online for articles that can help me get further ahead. Thanks a million!
Darrel Panama
February 4, 2010 at 8:10 am