The World Needs Heroes
A contribution from Citizen Prime. Please visit him at WorldWide Heroes Organization.
If you haven’t been following the Real Life Super Heroes’ drama, you can catch up with these posts (don’t forget the comments, as they tell half the story).
- Real Life SuperHeroes
- Real Life Superheroes: The Revenge
- Real Life Superheroes: Tothian Strikes Back!
- Real Life Superheroes: The Other Side
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Today, the world needs heroes more than ever. In 1945, being a good man meant standing up for your neighbor as well as your country. It meant doing the right thing, and everyone knew what the right thing was. World War II was, arguably, our hour of greatest need and it bred men of amazing conviction and character as they fought against Hitler and what was called the Axis Powers. Today we are being attacked by a modern day axis of evil that threatens all freedom loving people.
Mega Maid – The Money Machine
Another fantabulous contribution from Bakes™.
Ya’ll go visit him, ya hear?
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Happy Wednesday, one and all. How did you start your day today?I rolled out of bed, took care of the coffee and cat, and stumbled upon a most gorgeous news nugget.
In a disturbing, yet creative way to raise money for breast cancer, a group of New Sleaze-landers ranging in ages from the mid-40’s to the mid-70’s posed naked for a 2008 calendar.
I nearly spit my coffee. Read the rest of this entry »
How to be: A MySpace / Facebook Stalker
There was a time when being a pervert or obsessed psychopath entailed a whole lot of work like timing school bus schedules, constantly dry-cleaning floor-length overcoats and obtaining chloroform without attracting suspicion. Now, modern technology has intervened, making stalking easier and more fun than ever. Like to get in on the bug-eyed, clenched teeth fun? Just follow these steps, you psycho-fuckin’-path!
Public Service Announcement: Help Fuck Over The Taliban
From The Jawa Report. You can go there to read more of the backstory. Short version is that the Taliban keep trying to get websites hosted through American companies and / or paying American ISP’s to cover their tracks against TRACERTs, etc. This is a violation of Federal law. You can help smear some lard on the stick they get fucked with by sending complaint emails to the services below. If you like, you can even CC a copy of your complaint email to the Taliban themselves, at the Yahoo! address posted below. In case you’re too lazy to click on Jawa’s link, the site in question is www.alemarah.org.
So, yeah. Go to work, my minions!
The Taliban vs. The Jawa Report
In one corner: lone anonymous part-time blogger and his small circle of friends and readers.
In the other corner: large well funded Islamist party which once controlled an entire nation and which has millions of sympathizers around the world.
Who will be the ultimate victor? I wouldn’t put my money on the Taliban. Read the rest of this entry »
Word of the Week: Fursecution
WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.
IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.
Lesbian Gang Rapists!
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Real Life Superheroes: The Other Side
With all the controversy attached to our earlier articles (found HERE, HERE, and HERE), there’s been some agitation from the Real Life Superhero community about how they’re being portrayed unfairly. How we’re making them out to be losers. How we’re just making fun of them, and taunting them.
Well, folks, I’m here to tell you that, for the most part this is entirely true.
The part that’s left over though, that we’re not making fun of, is populated by guys like Superhero. We like Superhero. He’s literate, articularte, and has a good sense of humor. He’s willing to engage with the public. So, when we put out the open invitation to any Real Life Superhero to submit something to us to show the Real Life Superheroes from their own point of view, he was the first one to step up to the plate. We’ve got one more article from a Real Life Superhero as well – we’ll be posting soon.
Anyway, without further ado … Superhero speaks:
