Ration Reality

Ration Reality Comics: Retail Therapy

Posted in Ration Reality, childhood, comics, funny photos, humor, kidnapping, share, shopping by jessecuster on July 12th, 2007

Mega Maid - The Money Machine

Posted in cancer, charity, contributors, funny photos, humor, mature, news, nsfw, society, wtf, your mom by The Bagel of Everything on July 11th, 2007

 Another fantabulous contribution from Bakes™

Ya’ll go visit him, ya hear?

-Bagel


Just an innocent little eye scratch... Happy Wednesday, one and all.  How did you start your day   today?I rolled out of bed, took care of the coffee and cat, and stumbled upon a most gorgeous news nugget.

In a disturbing, yet creative way to raise money for breast cancer, a group of New Sleaze-landers ranging in ages from the mid-40’s to the mid-70’s posed naked for a 2008 calendar.

I nearly spit my coffee. (more…)

How to be: A MySpace / Facebook Stalker

Posted in facebook, funny photos, how to, humor, idiots, myspace, nsfw, stalker by Soylent Ape on July 11th, 2007

There was a time when being a pervert or obsessed psychopath  entailed a whole lot of work like timing school bus schedules, constantly dry-cleaning floor-length overcoats and obtaining chloroform without attracting suspicion.  Now, modern technology has intervened, making stalking easier and more fun than ever.  Like to get in on the bug-eyed, clenched teeth fun?  Just follow these steps, you psycho-fuckin’-path!

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Public Service Announcement: Help Fuck Over The Taliban

Posted in afghanistan, alemarah.org, blogging, internet, islam, jawa, kabul, muslim, taliban, terrorists by jessecuster on July 11th, 2007

From The Jawa Report.  You can go there to read more of the backstory.  Short version is that the Taliban keep trying to get websites hosted through American companies and / or paying American ISP’s to cover their tracks against TRACERTs, etc.  This is a violation of Federal law.  You can help smear some lard on the stick they get fucked with by sending complaint emails to the services below.  If you like, you can even CC a copy of your complaint email to the Taliban themselves, at the Yahoo! address posted below.  In case you’re too lazy to click on Jawa’s link, the site in question is www.alemarah.org

 So, yeah.  Go to work, my minions!

The Taliban vs. The Jawa Report

In one corner: lone anonymous part-time blogger and his small circle of friends and readers.

In the other corner: large well funded Islamist party which once controlled an entire nation and which has millions of sympathizers around the world.

Who will be the ultimate victor? I wouldn’t put my money on the Taliban. (more…)

Word of the Week: Fursecution

Posted in bestiality, furries, fursecution, humor, nsfw, sex, suicide, word of the week, yiff, youtube by jessecuster on July 10th, 2007

WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.

IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.

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Chernobyl Zoological Park

Posted in cats, cheezburger, funny photos, herpes, humor, lolcats, macros, nsfw, pets, share, zoo by The Bagel of Everything on July 10th, 2007

Two more of my lolcats for your geeky pleasure.

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Ration Reality Comics: Child Discipline

Posted in Ration Reality, beat, bruise, child abuse, childhood, christian, church, comics, fundies, humor, your mom by jessecuster on July 10th, 2007

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Lesbian Gang Rapists!

Posted in gang, gay, lesbian, o'reilly, police, rape, rapists, tothian, youtube by jessecuster on July 9th, 2007

I don’t really know what to say about this, so I’m just going to offer it up without any comment other than this:

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Real Life Superheroes: The Other Side

Posted in cobra, contributors, corvette, cosplay, real life superheroes, rlsh, superhero, swat, weapons, youtube by jessecuster on July 9th, 2007

 

With all the controversy attached to our earlier articles (found HERE, HERE, and HERE), there’s been some agitation from the Real Life Superhero community about how they’re being portrayed unfairly.  How we’re making them out to be losers.  How we’re just making fun of them, and taunting them.

 Well, folks, I’m here to tell you that, for the most part this is entirely true.

 The part that’s left over though, that we’re not making fun of, is populated by guys like Superhero.  We like Superhero.  He’s literate, articularte, and has a good sense of humor.  He’s willing to engage with the public.  So, when we put out the open invitation to any Real Life Superhero to submit something to us to show the Real Life Superheroes from their own point of view, he was the first one to step up to the plate.  We’ve got one more article from a Real Life Superhero as well - we’ll be posting soon.

 Anyway, without further ado … Superhero speaks:

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Friends with Knives

Posted in dreams, friends, gifts, jobs, quiz, weird, your mom by The Bagel of Everything on July 9th, 2007

Last night I dreamed that I had a friend who worked at a disposable plastic utensil factory. She brought me a case of reject knives that had been made too sharp. They were sharp indeed, like Ginzu sharp.

I wish I had a friend like that. It would be awesome.

The possible spoon malformities have amused me all day.

You Are a Pinky
You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are.
You get along well with: The Ring Finger.
Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

not really me -bagel


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