Ration Reality

There was a time when being a pervert or obsessed psychopath  entailed a whole lot of work like timing school bus schedules, constantly dry-cleaning floor-length overcoats and obtaining chloroform without attracting suspicion.  Now, modern technology has intervened, making stalking easier and more fun than ever.  Like to get in on the bug-eyed, clenched teeth fun?  Just follow these steps, you psycho-fuckin’-path!

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From The Jawa Report.  You can go there to read more of the backstory.  Short version is that the Taliban keep trying to get websites hosted through American companies and / or paying American ISP’s to cover their tracks against TRACERTs, etc.  This is a violation of Federal law.  You can help smear some lard on the stick they get fucked with by sending complaint emails to the services below.  If you like, you can even CC a copy of your complaint email to the Taliban themselves, at the Yahoo! address posted below.  In case you’re too lazy to click on Jawa’s link, the site in question is www.alemarah.org. 

 So, yeah.  Go to work, my minions!

The Taliban vs. The Jawa Report

In one corner: lone anonymous part-time blogger and his small circle of friends and readers.

In the other corner: large well funded Islamist party which once controlled an entire nation and which has millions of sympathizers around the world.

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WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.

IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.

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Two more of my lolcats for your geeky pleasure.

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With all the controversy attached to our earlier articles (found HERE, HERE, and HERE), there’s been some agitation from the Real Life Superhero community about how they’re being portrayed unfairly.  How we’re making them out to be losers.  How we’re just making fun of them, and taunting them.

 Well, folks, I’m here to tell you that, for the most part this is entirely true.

 The part that’s left over though, that we’re not making fun of, is populated by guys like Superhero.  We like Superhero.  He’s literate, articularte, and has a good sense of humor.  He’s willing to engage with the public.  So, when we put out the open invitation to any Real Life Superhero to submit something to us to show the Real Life Superheroes from their own point of view, he was the first one to step up to the plate.  We’ve got one more article from a Real Life Superhero as well - we’ll be posting soon.

 Anyway, without further ado … Superhero speaks:

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Last night I dreamed that I had a friend who worked at a disposable plastic utensil factory. She brought me a case of reject knives that had been made too sharp. They were sharp indeed, like Ginzu sharp.

I wish I had a friend like that. It would be awesome.

The possible spoon malformities have amused me all day.

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger. Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

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