Cause for Concern: Multimillionaire Dogfights
On July 17, 2007, Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick was indicted on federal charges of conspiracy related to an alleged dog fighting ring of which he was a part. These allegations actually go back more than 5 years, so the indictment was not a complete surprise to most.
On the surface, you might be tempted to say, “Well, it looks like ol’ Ron Mexico has stepped in it again.” I would, however, challenge you to reconsider this statement. Animal abuse, cruelty and torture–at least in my book–are far more serious offenses than making an obscene gesture in front of millions at an open sporting event or carrying a mysterious substance in a water bottle engineered with a secret compartment.
In fact, I would submit that these incidents don’t come close to the same level. Read the rest of this entry »
Butt sex hurts lady bloggers
Since 6th grade, my boyfriends have been wanting to stick it in my pooper. I’ll be the first to admit: I was a slutty adolescent. However, I reached no impossible level of sluttitude that my 13 year old pussy shouldn’t have been adequate, even for the most pencil dicked quarterback. Read the rest of this entry »
Super Mario Speaks!
So yesterday, I’m making my daily visits to our blogroll (you people DO actually visit your blogroll links, right?), and I’m commenting and laughing with my bloggy friends. Until I got to P.
I almost fucking died.
I missed half of this video because I was laughing like Michael Vick at a dogfight.
Summertime Snowball Love
We love Discouragement Kitten!
Thanks for another blog loan! -bagel
Question:
Advice, Huh? well finaly, someone I can ask!
So, I didn’t technicly have sex with him, cause like that Clinton guy says oral ain’t sex, but I met this guy in a liquor store a few weeks ago, and one thing led to another and I ended up in the back of his van giving him a BJ.
He was almost handsom, sort of, and he hadn’t hit me so he seemed like a nice guy. when he blew his slipery kids a minute later I felt kinda bad about it, and wasn’t sure wether to spit or swallow, so I was just sorta holding it in my mouth trying to decide. Thats when he leand down and kissed me hard. I realy had no other option than to snowball him. he didn’t seem to mind though. Kinda creepy, but kinda hot too.
So anywayz, he returns the favor right after I snowballed him, hiking my skirt up and gnawing on me with enthusiasm. Damn that was hot. I was done a couple times before he quit. Then he handed me $50 and threw me out of the van.
Now I’m not a whore, and never done sex for cash.. not directly anyway. But he seemed to think I was, and it was a free $50 so I didn’t argue with him. besides, it was Hot!
So now to my problem, its been 2 weeks, and I ain’t gotten none since then what didn’t run on batteries, but I didn’t start bleeding on time, and now I’m craving Anchovie Icecream and Chedder cheese on my cheerios.Could he have gotten me pregnate by goind down on me after I snowballed him? I’d sure hate to blow that $50 on paying Miguel Sanchez to scrape out some pre-rug rat out of my coochie.
All your Lego are belong to Jesus
Maybe the best thing EVER!
http://thebricktestament.com <– Update again: It’s back up now! YAY!
Bible stories, illustrated with Lego blocks.
Here are some of my favorite photos, taken delightfully out of context:
Why Can’t Our Prisoners Be This Cool? Bonus: Charlie Don’t Surf? Bullshit!
Michael Jackson’s Thriller, as performed by inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. Including one shemale with male pattern baldness.
Foiled again!
Washington, D. C. police and an extremely cordial family are perplexed by an event that took place just blocks from the seat of American government, wherein an intruder came for the home invasion but stayed for the lo-o-o-ove.
On June 16, an armed adult male came upon a group of friends eating on the patio of an upscale D. C. residence in the Capital Hill neighborhood. The intruder ever-so-swifly put a gun to the temple of a 14 year-old girl and announced, “Give me your money, or I’ll start shooting.” It was about that time that one of the guests replied, “We were just finishing dinner. Why don’t you have a glass of wine with us.”
The would-be hostage-taker took a glass of Château Malescot St. Exupery and complimented, “Damn, that’s good wine!” (Which, I believe was the exact comment the Bourdeux Wine Official Classifications board used when they classified it as a Second Growth label.)
Ration Reality Comics: I’m Not Letting That Thing Lick Me!
All our original comics are filed here.
Freedom of Speech Strikes Back
Alright kids. We got us a contribution from a real live gay person! Don’t be afraid, my friends. In many ways, teh gheys are much like real people. Except for that whole sodomizing our children thing.
I read Deviant’s highly offensive blog several times a week. This entry had me laying on the floor gasping for air. LOTFGFA?! There’s an acronym that’ll never catch on…
You did hear about the Isaiah Washington controversy, right?
-bagel
Freedom of Speech Strikes Back
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Introducing Guest Blogger Isaiah Washington
Y hello der! This be am Isaiah Washington, ex-star of Grey’s Anatomy…
Now now now lookee here. I knows I frightens you with my big black booming black voice, but do nots be afraids, I nots gonna kill you!
I was a victim! I be bamboozled!
I’s here to shoot some brief shit with youse, seeings as how Deviant be too lazy to write now, on account o’ his too busy sucking them cock, faggot!
Oh noes, I didn’t mean to call him a faggot cuz he gay! I meant faggots meaning happy!
When it bleeds, it purrs
A joke tampon commercial by Gwar. You don’t need warned that it’s disgusting, right?
-bagel loves GWAR!!
