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WTF Films: Why People Believe in Consciousness

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I think these guys have watched  What The Bleep Do We Know?!  too many times…(which is, like, once.)

See also: WTF Films: The Smile

Our good buddy Superhero is on the radio today (Sun 8/5) at 6pm EST!

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/superhero

Dial In Number  (646) 716-8299

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 5, 2007 at 6:22 am

Lol Feeds: hahahaha … wait, what?

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LolFeeds: Lolcats for every occassion

My new favorite thing.

RationReality RSS feed on random cat photos   <–just click it

All the pictures below are linked up to the related posts.

Please note that these are RANDOM pictures, captioned automatically from our feed.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 4, 2007 at 4:31 pm

TLDR Biographies: Egon Schiele

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Too Long; Didn’t Read Biographies: Part 1

I do not feel punished; rather purified - Egon Schiele, 1912

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Egon Schiele June 12, 1890 – October 31, 1918

Egon lived only 28 years, but what a fucked life it was.
Estranged from his mother, he lived with his syphilis-crazed father and little sister (whom he was suspected of molesting) until age 15, when The French Disease took his father.
Egon enrolled at Akademie der Bildenden Künste in Vienna in 1907, just months before Adolf Hitler was rejected from the school.
In 1912, he was arrested for abduction and seduction of young girls, and possession/creation of pornographic drawings. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 3, 2007 at 12:35 pm

Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin

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I like this poem in a way that makes me a very bad person.

Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin

I never knew you. I wish I had.
Someone said you were bad.

Ripped you off before you were complete,
thought that bare glans looked so neat.

Now we deal with wet against dry
and rely on KY.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 2, 2007 at 4:03 pm

Everything that has ever been funny ever

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This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

 

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August 2, 2007 at 3:55 am

Making MySpace useful

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Yes, bloggers. There is a use for myspace.

Aside from all the trojan-infested ringtones you can download, myspace is a great image host.

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August 1, 2007 at 11:36 pm

Perverts, Russians, and Democrats

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Donald Duncan, Jr. of Carlisle, PA said he set up a hidden camera  to document the presence of ghosts in his house. Well, if by “ghosts”, he means “teenage girls disrobing”, that’s exactly what he documented. When his wife found the tape of “ghostly activity”, she was less than enthusiastic about his amateur paranormal investigations. Duncan was sentenced to up to one year in county. Read the rest of this entry »

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August 1, 2007 at 4:57 pm

Hairdressers: Vengeful Little Fucks

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A couple weeks back, my father in law somehow managed to piss off his barber. I’m not really sure how – even he’s not quite clear on what exactly it was that he did. Any road, the barber offered to trim up his eyebrows for him. Now, since his eyebrows are not privacy hedges for his forehead, this should have been a clue that something might have been up.

Sadly, it was not.

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August 1, 2007 at 12:16 pm

WTF Films: The Smile

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That eerie music means it’s scary, right?  Hold me. I’m afraid.

 More of our youtube finds are filed here.                                                             

While I’ve got your attention, go visit AJ’s Dog Blog. It’s a-fucking-dorable.    

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Incoming news! My doggie is on loldogs! Go vote for her,  because she’s so pretty.

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August 1, 2007 at 1:57 am

Ration Reality Comics: Why Mommy Drinks

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View all our original comics HERE.

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July 31, 2007 at 10:46 am