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Too Long; Didn’t Read Biographies: Part 1

I do not feel punished; rather purified - Egon Schiele, 1912

Egon Schiele June 12, 1890 – October 31, 1918

Egon lived only 28 years, but what a fucked life it was.
Estranged from his mother, he lived with his syphilis-crazed father and little sister (whom he was suspected of molesting) until age 15, when The French Disease took his father.
Egon enrolled at Akademie der Bildenden Künste in Vienna in 1907, just months before Adolf Hitler was rejected from the school.
In 1912, he was arrested for abduction and seduction of young girls, and possession/creation of pornographic drawings. (more…)

I like this poem in a way that makes me a very bad person.

Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin

I never knew you. I wish I had.
Someone said you were bad.

Ripped you off before you were complete,
thought that bare glans looked so neat.

Now we deal with wet against dry
and rely on KY.

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This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

 

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Yes, bloggers. There is a use for myspace.

Aside from all the trojan-infested ringtones you can download, myspace is a great image host.

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Donald Duncan, Jr. of Carlisle, PA said he set up a hidden camera  to document the presence of ghosts in his house. Well, if by “ghosts”, he means “teenage girls disrobing”, that’s exactly what he documented. When his wife found the tape of “ghostly activity”, she was less than enthusiastic about his amateur paranormal investigations. Duncan was sentenced to up to one year in county. (more…)

A couple weeks back, my father in law somehow managed to piss off his barber. I’m not really sure how - even he’s not quite clear on what exactly it was that he did. Any road, the barber offered to trim up his eyebrows for him. Now, since his eyebrows are not privacy hedges for his forehead, this should have been a clue that something might have been up.

Sadly, it was not.

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That eerie music means it’s scary, right?  Hold me. I’m afraid.

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While I’ve got your attention, go visit AJ’s Dog Blog. It’s a-fucking-dorable.    

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Incoming news! My doggie is on loldogs! Go vote for her,  because she’s so pretty.

 

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If Discouragement Kitten wasn’t a girl, and also a kitten, I’d make sweet sweet snowballs with him/her/it.  If you folks aren’t reading DK’s blog, I don’t think I like you anymore.

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Question:
i have a recuring fantasy where I am being raped by jesus while mohammad is holding my legs apart. Vishnu and Buddha are taking pictures for their sick site dirtybitch.com. I feel useless and spent after it is over but at the same time scarily aroused by the fact all these gods (or their prophets) want my man bits.

am i gay/wrong for this?

Answer:
Dear Wrong Gayman:

I don’t know if you’re gay, but you’re definitely wrong - and not for the reasons you think. Really, this fantasy is all screwed up and lacks basic elements of creativity, surprise and logic. You have the characters in roles they don’t belong in - everything - from the top down is just a gayfuckingmess.

First of all, lets discuss the positions you’ve slotted your prophets into.

Jesus - Rapist
Mohammed - Accomplice to rape - forcefully holding your legs apart
Vishnu/Buddha - Pornographic photographers

Jesus was a turn the other ass cheek kinda guy. Mohammed is more action oriented - you could swing it around having Jesus hold your legs (this is a more passive aggressive action - I think much more inline with the psychology of Jesus. I mean really - the turn the other cheek mentality really is just a mechanism for making the person that’s committed an injustice towards you feel bad.) Mohammed would probably be more inclined towards penetration in this fantasy - he could impregnate you with Islam if you will. (more…)