A glistening, verboten dream
Another exclusive from Deviant!
According to Mollygood, Cindy Crawford’s son was born of the “collective thought-power of every pedophile with a glistening, verboten dream.
If what they say is true, then this would make little Presley a sort of Jesus for Nambla, seeing as how–again according to Mollygood– “Unlike his sister, Kaia, who was born of Cindy’s gilded womb,” Presley was the product of a virgin pedophile birth.
Practically speaking, Presley’s birth is the pedophile equivalent of Anakin Skywalker’s birth, who was born via the sheer will of the Jedi Midi-chlorian glistening verboten dream, with one major caveat, which is that the Jedi’s presumably don’t wish to all simultaneously rape young Anakin.
Someone really should be arrested for all this, but I don’t know who and on what charges.
Related posts:
- Word of the Week: Fursecution
- Pedophilia: funny, or just plain wrong?
- Charity Orgy at the Aids Factory: Film at 10
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Ripped from the pages of … Monty Python?
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Since the dawn of time, there have been tales of ultra-violent rabbits. Once that can kill and maim, and cause devastation and destruction wherever they go. Perhaps the two most famous are the Rabbit of Caerbannog and Bun-Bun. As is well known, the Rabbit of Caerbannog can only be defeated by use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Bun-Bun’s only weaknesses are Bacardi 151 and Baywatch reruns.
But hey, they’re both fictional characters, right?
This rabbit … he’s the real fucking deal. I wouldn’t fuck with this bunny.
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Free stickers, free society
Update: The 100 requests have been received, and stickers will be mailed soon. We do still have some set aside for long-time friends of RR (our blogroll, those who participate in our comments, ect). I’ll ship outside the US for those.
We’ve got free stickers!
If you want one, shoot me an email with your mailing address. I’ll ship ‘em out to the first 100 requests.
We might start up a mailing list one day. If you want on it, say so and I’ll save your information. Also, lemme know if I can crash on your couch when I’m in town.
Don’t forget to show us some love at our cafepress store.
Welcome to Hymen Drive
I was browsing around Amazon.com, because I’m a horribly boring and covetous person. I found this lovely gift item. Happy Birthday, mom!
I’m aware Hymen is a not-too-uncommon surname, but they totally knew what they were doing.
BREAKING NEWS: Michael Vick involved in Iran / Al Qaeda Conspiracy, alleges lawsuit
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A lawsuit was filed in US District Court in Richmond, Virginia on 23 July, 2007, alleging that Michael Vick’s dogfighting activities are in fact being used to fund purchases of missile systems from Iran, because of an Al Qaeda connection which Vick made in February of this year.
Sounds too good to be true? Couldn’t possibly have happened? Made up?
Nope. This is for real. I did not make this up. Yes, Ration Reality is a humor site … but this is an actual genuine news story.
Something to do with Nazi child molestation
I stole this from Deviant.
10 Minute Film
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What’s On My To-Do List
I’m supposed to be thinking of several short film ideas to be made into a script, but years and years of alcohol abuse have left my brain pretty fried.
Its difficult to think within a 10-minute film narrative and not come off as a complete asshole. I think the problem with most short films is that they FEEL like short films and not like a simple 10 minute glimpse into an interesting world or life.
You see? I’m already starting to sound like a C.H.U.D.
Some ideas have sprouted, allow me to share. Read the rest of this entry »
The YouTube Diet Plan
Since I started this website, I’ve been spending my evenings writing, surfing, and mostly editing and laying out other’s articles. I’m getting fat. It’s just so damned easy to order a pizza or mindlessly suck down a whole bag of Salt n Vinegar chips. I need to get myself in shape. Never one for the traditional, I have a plan worthy of RR. When the craving hits, I’ll watch some lovely youtube videos. Check it: Read the rest of this entry »
Movie trailers recut as slasher flicks
Aesthetics. Overrated, you say? Well, I’d beg to differ…and to prove my point I submit these 4 well-known movies recut as horror film trailers.
Office Space
Sleepless in Seattle
How to cook for your fat hairy gay man
Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide to Bear Comfort Foods
The collaborative effort of P.J. Gray and Stanley Hunter, Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide To Bear Comfort Foods is expertly organized into six major sections: Lip Smackin’ Snackin’; Woofy Breakfast; Hearty Sides; Come-And-Get-It Entrees; Bear Meat; and Beyond The Honeypot. With easy-to-follow recipes ranging from Cheese on Rye Pizzas; Hobo Hash; and Cabin Fever Soup; to Spaghetti Carbonara; Husbear Burgers; and Banana Split Cake, Bear Cookin’ is a wonderful compendium of palate pleasing, appetite satisfying, kitchen cook friendly recipes. (Midwest Book Review)
