Ration Reality

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Since the dawn of time, there have been tales of ultra-violent rabbits. Once that can kill and maim, and cause devastation and destruction wherever they go. Perhaps the two most famous are the Rabbit of Caerbannog and Bun-Bun. As is well known, the Rabbit of Caerbannog can only be defeated by use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Bun-Bun’s only weaknesses are Bacardi 151 and Baywatch reruns.

But hey, they’re both fictional characters, right?

This rabbit … he’s the real fucking deal. I wouldn’t fuck with this bunny.

More of our youtube finds are filed here.

 

Update: The 100 requests have been received, and stickers will be mailed soon. We do still have some set aside for long-time friends of RR (our blogroll, those who participate in our comments, ect). I’ll ship outside the US for those. 

 We’ve got free stickers!

If you want one, shoot me an email with your mailing address. I’ll ship ‘em out to the first 100 requests.

We might start up a mailing list one day. If you want on it, say so and I’ll save your information. Also, lemme know if I can crash on your couch when I’m in town.

Don’t forget to show us some love at our cafepress store.

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Hymen Drive Street Sign

I was browsing around Amazon.com, because I’m a horribly boring and covetous person. I found this lovely gift item. Happy Birthday, mom!

I’m aware Hymen is a not-too-uncommon surname, but they totally knew what they were doing.

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A lawsuit was filed in US District Court in Richmond, Virginia on 23 July, 2007, alleging that Michael Vick’s dogfighting activities are in fact being used to fund purchases of missile systems from Iran, because of an Al Qaeda connection which Vick made in February of this year.

Sounds too good to be true? Couldn’t possibly have happened? Made up?

Nope. This is for real. I did not make this up. Yes, Ration Reality is a humor site … but this is an actual genuine news story.

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I stole this from Deviant.

10 Minute Film
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What’s On My To-Do List

I’m supposed to be thinking of several short film ideas to be made into a script, but years and years of alcohol abuse have left my brain pretty fried.

Its difficult to think within a 10-minute film narrative and not come off as a complete asshole. I think the problem with most short films is that they FEEL like short films and not like a simple 10 minute glimpse into an interesting world or life.

You see? I’m already starting to sound like a C.H.U.D.

Some ideas have sprouted, allow me to share. (more…)

Since I started this website, I’ve been spending my evenings writing, surfing, and mostly editing and laying out other’s articles. I’m getting fat. It’s just so damned easy to order a pizza or mindlessly suck down a whole bag of Salt n Vinegar chips. I need to get myself in shape. Never one for the traditional, I have a plan worthy of RR. When the craving hits, I’ll watch some lovely youtube videos. Check it: (more…)

Aesthetics. Overrated, you say? Well, I’d beg to differ…and to prove my point I submit these 4 well-known movies recut as horror film trailers.

Office Space

Sleepless in Seattle

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Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide to Bear Comfort Foods

The collaborative effort of P.J. Gray and Stanley Hunter, Bear Cookin’: The Original Guide To Bear Comfort Foods is expertly organized into six major sections: Lip Smackin’ Snackin’; Woofy Breakfast; Hearty Sides; Come-And-Get-It Entrees; Bear Meat; and Beyond The Honeypot. With easy-to-follow recipes ranging from Cheese on Rye Pizzas; Hobo Hash; and Cabin Fever Soup; to Spaghetti Carbonara; Husbear Burgers; and Banana Split Cake, Bear Cookin’ is a wonderful compendium of palate pleasing, appetite satisfying, kitchen cook friendly recipes. (Midwest Book Review)

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Discouragement Kitten

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Question:
I have recently had my cunt abraded in the least legal display of sexual depravity ever perpetrated on unsuspecting patrons of a tittie bar, and have had difficulty positioning myself comfortably in folding chairs at PTA meetings as a result. Please advise as to the proper procedure for locating and disposing of incriminating surveillance footage before the next bake sale fundraiser. My pantyline chafes from unlikely angles and affects my catwalk strut. I’m not sure how much longer I can do the Jitterbug with this microphone up my ass.This is a state of emergency. I have weapons of mass destruction and should be repeatedly invaded. (more…)