My Take on Larry Craig, and Other Penis-Related News
Item One. Larry Craig.
I’m sure that pretty much everyone knows the story here, right? Republican Senator from Idaho, arrested in an airport mens room in Minneapolis-St. Paul for soliciting sex from a cop?
Well now, wait just a damn second.
First off, I want to say that, even as a Republican, I do not personally give two shits about whether or not Craig is a pillow biter. It just doesn’t fucking matter to me. That’s his business. That’s not even the interesting part here, though. There’s a whole lot more, that’s a whole lot more interesting.
What actually happened here? Read the rest of this entry »
Alisha the hero
7 year old Alisha Williamson is a good girl.
She likes to goto work at the Sav-Mor with her mommy.
She also likes to kick fucking ass.
Is that really how it feels
Face down, ass up! That’s the way we like to fuck!
- Fuck on Cocaine, DJ Caffeine.
I love that song. These people should be shot. Read the rest of this entry »
Dictators upholding my pants
Fidel Castro Pewter Belt Buckle
Found this today on Amazon. I want it, and I don’t know why.
I’m going to throw some site news at you. If you’re new around here, don’t bother — you won’t care. Read the rest of this entry »
Word of the Week: Jenkem
This shit will fuck you up
We first heard about jenkem in 1999, when the BBC News reported on the growing fad amongst Zambian street children, which has quickly spread throughout Sub-Saharan Africa. Nobody cared — until some white, middle class, all-American fucktard claimed to have tried it.
So what is jenkem? Read the rest of this entry »
A suburban housewife’s guide to mid-90’s gangsta rap music
Alright, ladies. Before delving into the realms of true gangsta rap, we need to familiarize ourselves with a few key terms. Dictionary.com is a fine source of reference for such an endeavor.
gangsta (gāng’sta) n, adj
(Black English) a member of a youth gang
rap (rāp) n. Slang
A talk, conversation, or discussion.
A form of popular music developed especially in African-American urban communities and characterized by spoken or chanted rhyming lyrics with a strong rhythmic accompaniment.
A composition or performance of such music.
nigga n., [nig-ga]
(ethnic slur) extremely offensive name for a colored person; [syn: negro] Read the rest of this entry »
Gary Coleman: Model Railroader, Model American
Our brave friend, Zach Action has accepted an assignment.
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Gary Coleman is a huge model train enthusiast. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up. Apparently the word “addiction” is appropriate, as he has spent thousands and thousands upon thousands (literally THOUSANDS) of dollars on the hobby. Read the rest of this entry »
Would anyone like any toast
“I think, in all probability, Wilma Flinstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived”
Never trust your erection to a foreigner
Ten things learned from Overheard In New York:
- ”A truck ain’t a pair of jeans, son.” (Noted.)
- “If you miss your stop, that sucks — we ain’t goin’ back” (Check.)
- “A practical joker? Isn’t that just called a felon?” (In some countries, yes.)
- “My psychiatrist told me two important things: one, never trust foreigners; two, don’t ever waste an erection, even if you’re alone.” (…but don’t trust that erection to a foreigner!) Read the rest of this entry »
It’s been an interesting week …
So yeah, Bagel mentioned that I was sick, but I don’t think she really conveyed the full fucking horror of how sick I really was.
On Monday, 20 August, at about 12:30, I ate a Big Mac for lunch. It tasted good. I mean, it tasted really good. It was as deliciously yummy as I imagine Stiletto’s naughty bits must be in my fantasies, although it probably has a slightly higher fat content. But, for all my love of the Big Mac, it did not love me back. Read the rest of this entry »
