No Masturbating in Manitoba
On Aug. 4, 2007, a 26 year old bum was caught rubbing one out to internet porn at a University of Manitoba library. When asked to stop by security, he begs “can I finish?”
He plead guilty and was given time served plus 6 months probation.
That’s the story told by The Winnipeg Sun. Yeah, whatever. They skimmed right over the good part: (more…)
Pigeons: The Flying Enemy
The horrible collapse of the I-35 bridge in Minneapolis this August highlights the aging highway infrastructure in our motoring society. One can only hope that it will underscore the need to pay closer attention to the roads and bridges that are in urgent need of repair all over the United States. One thing is certain, though. It has alerted us to a major threat to our standing structures:
Pigeons. (more…)
Word of the Week: Cordyceps
Cordyceps: Killer Dicks
Cordyceps Sinensis are fungi used for centuries in Chinese medicine. The ingredient has been showing up in the U.S. as a health suppliment, and even in mass market energy drinks recently. The phallic appearance is defiantly a plus, but that’s not enough to earn their place as this week’s !WORD!. (more…)
Catcher in the Rye is a real good book
Zach Action has written a follow up to my very own bagelicious book review: J.D. Salinger is Naked. I love this man.
Zach’s Zany Reading Recommendations: Catcher in the Rye (more…)
Exercise: It Just Might Save Your Life
Aerobic exercise isn’t just good for your heart anymore. Now apparently in Japan it can also keep you safe from muggers! Beyond that, I have no idea even what the fuck is going on here. Like I’ve said many, many times before: the Japanese are some fucking strange folk.
Tom Corbett: Ass Cadet
Urine my Way
Pissed-off neighbor says: “Urine my Way”
As a society, the Japanese have one of the most idealized concepts of honor in the world. Even in modern times, honor has a lot of influence on how most of the non-manga reading, non-j-punk listneing, non-PS2-ing population live in the Land of the Rising Sun. Perhaps this keen understanding of Honor is what led Ikeda resident Hiroshi Nishizaki, 46, to toss pee on his neighbor’s house.
Repeatedly.
“The view from my apartment has been blocked by the neighboring house, which was recently built, and I was irritated,” Nishizaki told investigators. (more…)
That’s just wong!
Minorities + The GIMP = Fun for the whole family
Lately, it seems I’ve been picking on the proud African race.
(Ex: 1, 2, 3)
To make it up to ya’ll, I’ve made this.
Should balance the scales, doncha think?
Photocredit/Future Plaintiff: Rosheila
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Castrating Harpy or Tard-Fisted Baconbitch?
Gay Time Travel
I awoke this mornng to 3 articles from 3 of my favorite writers. Jesse with My Take on Larry Craig, Deviant with this article, and unrelated goofyness from ZachAction (I’m gunna make you wait for that one!).What’s a shill of an editor to do with such luck? Pick a Craig article? Mash them up? Post them both?
“You can do a he said she said thing. I can be the She” - Deviant
Nuff said. (more…)
My Take on Larry Craig, and Other Penis-Related News
Item One. Larry Craig.
I’m sure that pretty much everyone knows the story here, right? Republican Senator from Idaho, arrested in an airport mens room in Minneapolis-St. Paul for soliciting sex from a cop?
Well now, wait just a damn second.
First off, I want to say that, even as a Republican, I do not personally give two shits about whether or not Craig is a pillow biter. It just doesn’t fucking matter to me. That’s his business. That’s not even the interesting part here, though. There’s a whole lot more, that’s a whole lot more interesting.
What actually happened here? (more…)
