An open letter to Chrysler
Dear Chrysler,
On Wednesday, September 12, 2007, I was checking the MySpace page I maintain for this website, when a Google AdSense advertisement caught my eye. It seems we can learn more about the genocide in Darfur, and perhaps even help save the lives of children by buying a new Chrysler. Read the rest of this entry »
Beware the TwinCities Toe Licker
When a Minnesota mugger accosted a young woman leaving her late-shift job, he took more than just her keys and cell phone,–he took a part of her soul; or, perhaps, sole, as it were.
In the early hours of September 11th, an unnamed woman was approached by a gun-wielding 27-year old man who allegedly mugged her, after which, he forced her to take her shoes off. Read the rest of this entry »
Cosplay: It’s not just for losers anymore!
Let’s face it folks: if you cosplay and you’re not Japanese, you’re a fucking loser. You’re only one step – a very small step – above being a furry, and you really should fucking kill yourself.
Unless you’re these guys. Read the rest of this entry »
Word of the Week: Medibation
As an artist, I regularly medibate for creative inspiration. Sometimes I medibate to gain clarity on a specific question or issue in my life. Other times, I simply go into a Zen state, really paying attention to the sensations moving through me. With medibation, I can reach the most peaceful states I have ever known.
-Annie Sprinkle Ph.D. Read the rest of this entry »
Rosh Hashanah, eBay, and land-swaps
Today marks Rosh Hashanah, New Years Day on the Hebrew calendar. It is a day of celebration and reflection. Being the only member of Ration Reality’s staff with any Jewish heritage (and who isn’t a screaming Mick), it’s my pleasure to wish you a Happy New Year, worldwide Jewry! Now this means that there’s just 3 more months to the real New Year!
In honor of this special holiday, Ration Reality is proud to offer a collection of news stories we’ve been saving with a decidedly Jewish flavor. Mazal Tov!! Read the rest of this entry »
Dead 50s: Wasted, Unfaded, Semi-educated
ЯR September’s Official Band: The Dead 50s ЯR
I wear my pride on the inside, and I wear my coat when it’s cold.
Don’t mind my striped tube socks. It’s only harmless fun.
-Short Bus, The Dead 50s Read the rest of this entry »
Never Forget
Today is September 11.
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It’s 420 in Poohville
Winnie the Pooh Fort Bunk Bed. Fort Winnie. Say it aloud, kids.
In the original stories, pooh was always looking for his pot.
They added the word “hunny” when they decided to market it to children. *
Photoshop Challenge: Anyone wanna create Tigger’s Tiggerific Methlab? Read the rest of this entry »
The Technology of Orgasm
A trailer from a website about a documentary film
It’s a dildo media empire!
The ducky is cute, but where do you put the alarm clock?
