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 When a Minnesota mugger accosted a young woman leaving her late-shift job, he took more than just her keys and cell phone,–he took a part of her soul; or, perhaps, sole,  as it were.

In the early hours of September 11th, an unnamed woman was approached by a gun-wielding 27-year old man who allegedly mugged her, after which, he forced her to take her shoes off. (more…)

Let’s face it folks: if you cosplay and you’re not Japanese, you’re a fucking loser. You’re only one step - a very small step - above being a furry, and you really should fucking kill yourself.

Unless you’re these guys. (more…)

As an artist, I regularly medibate for creative inspiration. Sometimes I medibate to gain clarity on a specific question or issue in my life. Other times, I simply go into a Zen state, really paying attention to the sensations moving through me. With medibation, I can reach the most peaceful states I have ever known.
-Annie Sprinkle Ph.D. (more…)

Today marks Rosh Hashanah, New Years Day on the Hebrew calendar. It is a day of celebration and reflection. Being the only member of Ration Reality’s staff with any Jewish heritage (and who isn’t a screaming Mick), it’s my pleasure to wish you a Happy New Year, worldwide Jewry! Now this means that there’s just 3 more months to the real New Year!

In honor of this special holiday, Ration Reality is proud to offer a collection of news stories we’ve been saving with a decidedly Jewish flavor. Mazal Tov!! (more…)

ЯR             September’s Official Band: The Dead 50s             ЯR

I wear my pride on the inside, and I wear my coat when it’s cold.
Don’t mind my striped tube socks. It’s only harmless fun.
-Short Bus, The Dead 50s (more…)

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Today is September 11. 
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Winnie the Pooh Fort Bunk Bed. Fort Winnie. Say it aloud, kids.

In the original stories, pooh was always looking for his pot.
They added the word “hunny” when they decided to market it to children. *

Photoshop Challenge:  Anyone wanna create Tigger’s Tiggerific Methlab? (more…)

A trailer from a website about a documentary film based on a book.
It’s a dildo media empire!

The ducky is cute, but where do you put the alarm clock?

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 Random Awesome Comment: 
I’m starting to think, everything I need to learn, I do from here.  - Stiletto on All your Lego are belong to Jesus 

We get alot of interesting incoming searches at ЯR. The best of these we check out ourselves. When I saw Chicken Labia, I couldn’t resist. We’re number one, fools! (For now…the googles are fickle) (more…)