Ration Reality

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Canadians have a reputation for being serious about their beer. Case in point: Budweiser has the biggest share in almost every country where beer is allowed to be sold. But this is not so for 2 big beer markets: Canada and Germany. Germans have a “purity” law that makes it difficult to import foreign beer labels. To their great credit, Canadians just don’t buy into the hype. (Of course, the fact that Molson and Labatt breweries own a stake in most of the stores where beer is sold in Ontario.) (more…)

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When I was a child, someone showed me the Chicago Bulls logo, upside down, and pointed out that it was, in fact, a robot sitting on a park bench reading the bible.  My little mind was blown. 20 plus years later, I look at the logo and no longer see the bull. Just an upside down robot priest…

You, dear reader, have seen the proselyting robot menace, haven’t you?

I’ve made an art to clarify the danger we face:

The trippiest triptych

Why are they doing this? What do these robot overlords want from us?
Please, America. Rise up against the cybernetic oppressors before it’s too late!

Everything makes more sense when poorly animated.

It’s an ЯR trivia crossword puzzle. (more…)

See, Mom and Dad: I am putting my business degree to use!

The Canadian dollar coin is known as the “Loonie”, owing to the image of a bird that appears on it. Last week, something “loony” happened with the Canadian Dollar: it became as valuable as its American counterpart. On Thursday, the Canadian Dollar gained virtual parity with the ol’ greenback on the currency market. The last time this happened, Pierre Trudeau and his bushy Quebecois side burns were Prime Minister, The Toronto Blue Jays became the newest expansion Franchise in Major League Baseball and the members of Sum 41 had not yet been born. (It was 1976, to be exact.) (more…)

Resident Evil:Extinction is not a good film.

 
With Sony product placements outnumbering gratuitous nipple shots,
this movie was worse than the home movie of my first big-kid poops. (more…)

Three videos enter, one man is raped by lady blogger.
Can you guess which of these dancing queens I’d not shoot? (more…)

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“Sport is a representation of the higher man”, said some notable British person. I know he was British, since he used the singular form of the noun “sport”, instead of the correct plural “sports”. Then, he could have been Australian. Canadians, though sometimes laughably British when they do things like spell “neighbor” with an “our”, still realize that there is more than one sport and, therefore, say “sports” in general reference. Of course, in Canada, there’s only one sport to speak of (hockey), so they would be justified in saying “sport”. Maybe Canadians aren’t that smart, after all. But, I digress… (more…)