A lure worse than the disease
DeerBusters Wolf Urine
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #250,402 in Kitchen & Dining (<– WTF?)
Amazon Product Description
Use our 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.
It seems this product is intended to keep vicious, vegetation-sucking deer away from your campsite or garden, using the pheromone-rich urine of a she-wolf in heat. Deer apparently don’t care to be around horny she-wolves. Know what animal does seek out the pheromonal goodness of horny she-wolves?
Yeah, this product is a good idea.
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LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh
What do you get when an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian start a lol site?
LOLTheist.com
Finally, kids. A lolsite that appreciates my arts!
In the words of … uh, I’m not sure which one of them I was talking to…
It’s a team blog. There are three of us: an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian. (The Christian started it.) The whole idea started out with a comment in someone else’s blog about something like “God helps those that helps themselves” and someone said “God’s not like some magic cookie, which is too bad, because hey: magic cookie!” Of course that led to, “Who eated my cookie?” and the very first post “God maked you a cookie, but he eated it.” After that, we all just went nuts with the theme and decided it really needed its own blog. That was … um … end of June this year. The site just recently started taking off as more people have come to find out about it.
It’s been hilarious — there are some submissions we’ve posted that were like “meh” and they’ve turned out to be hysterical to someone, and others that we died laughing at that others were like “funnay not found.”
WTF Films: A Wicked Deception
In the spirit of international brotherhood, the dialogue for the following film has been translated from English
into French, then into German, then back into French, then back into English using a popular translation website.
It’s like totally Shakespearian. Read the rest of this entry »
The FOB Report: Guatemala
What we have here, friends, is another fine exclusive from that Deviant fella.
Deviant: He’s one of them latins
Guatemala, my land, my country, she smells funny.
I’m writing you–dear reader–for the sake of cultural education. Guatemala is the least known country in Central America, and I have been asked by Bagel to expound the virtue of this, my hometown. Let me preface this by saying that I wasn’t BORN in Guatemala, and that is my story until the day I die.
Antigua Guatemala, a city left untouched by modern convenience. Full of wonder and tourists. Shoot me now. Read the rest of this entry »
The Halloween Home Game
This Halloween, I’m going as the crazy lady down the street.
I’ve not been invited to any parties, so I’ll not be needing an actual costume, but I will need these original, budget friendly treats for the home game:
First up:
Vanilla Spooge Nougat Read the rest of this entry »
Prodigy: A suicide note
Is it wrong to write fictional suicide notes for fun? Read the rest of this entry »
I love the Danza
Tony Danza. Lol’d. Loldanza 4eva!1
y hello thar – I’m Tony Danza
**I move away from the mic – cuz I’m Tony Danza Read the rest of this entry »
Word of the Week: Mondegreen
“An epidemic of Dominicans contaminating everything.” (Through the Glass by Stone Sour)
“I am imagining a dark lit place with your place or my face.” (Paralyzer by Finger11)
“Mirror yourself if you can even try. Gaze deep into God’s peepee eye” (October Thorns by Flotsam & Jetsam)
“We built this city on the wrong damn road” (We Built This City by Starship)
What do these lyrics have in common? They all prove that I’m stupid and usually high. Also, they’re mondegreens. Read the rest of this entry »
