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Jody Eugenius Wilson

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I’m sad to announce that Jody has left our little team.
He can be found at his myspace page. We wish him all the best.

His brilliantly funny posts are archived here: http://rationreality.com/author/jodyeugeniuswilson

-bagel


I am pornography. I am a cartoon. I am the sun. I am the air. I’m the shadow of Morrissey’s hair. Do you know he has a huge straight male mexican following, particularly in Los Angeles? That’s just fucking amazing to me… how freaky would it be to be at one of those show? You’re surrounded by Cholo’s whilst the voice of British asexuality throbs in the foreground. That’s beyond surreal, that’s super ultra mega fucking surreal. Now go to your room think about what you’ve read here. Then cry a little.

Written by jessecuster

June 11, 2007 at 4:25 am

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  1. Welcome Jody! Glad you came to play in my sandbox!
    No peeing!

  2. Nice to have you on board! That’ll make my time in this rubber room even cooler.
    What’s even funnier is that Morrissey has started to pander to the Latinos in his music.
    Hearing Mr. Meat-is-Murder sing about gang-bangin’ chico-style is way surreal!

    Soylent Ape

    11 Jun 07 at 6:23 am

  3. i love how your finger looks well lubed. Perhaps it is just the lighting, however i see the look in your eye. Suspect.

    dork

    14 Jun 07 at 3:17 pm

  4. @dork: “i love how your finger looks well lubed”
    Oh snap! That is most excellent!

    @Jesse: Being mean to Jody /is/ funny.

  5. Bagel, it has to transcend mean-ness. It has to be /intelligent/ meannes.

    Jesse Custer

    14 Jun 07 at 5:06 pm

  6. @Jesse: OK, I fold.

  7. Has it occured to you little sissies that I know this lil fella? Or that maybe he’s my best friend? … so touchy.

  8. There was misunderstanding. Jesse has removed his prior comment. Let’s all snuggle and make up now.

    @Dork: Please come back! I think you’re a fucking riot! We can be a Jody-taunting super-duo! We can sell t-shirts to support our cause! We can TP his house!

  9. Hey Jody!

    Thanks for dropping by my blog earlier.
    In answer to your inquiry regarding the Viral Joker game… I believe I posted a few articles about it on my blog.

    You can find them here:
    http://chuckster.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/joker-revealed/

    and here:
    http://chuckster.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/the-joker-will-see-you-in-december/

    I’m not quite sure if this was what you meant… but as far as I know this was the viral joker game…

    Thanks again! Cheers! :)

    Chuck

    16 Jun 07 at 9:32 am

  10. dammit Jody! I need you to submit music stuff for the music page you are the editor of! come to us here and tell me what YOU want here. it’s kind of YOUR job with Target Audience unless I’ve lost you forever to a bagel (though she does have “everything”)

    deearreeem

    20 Jun 07 at 11:34 am

  11. You had me, you lost me, you’ve got me again… if Bagel says it’s okay.

  12. holy roasted peanuts batman…i just clicked random…has a month gone by already? damn…

    ellen

    22 Jul 07 at 11:32 am

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