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Jody Eugenius Wilson

Posted by jessecuster on June 11th, 2007

I’m sad to announce that Jody has left our little team.
He can be found at his myspace page. We wish him all the best.

His brilliantly funny posts are archived here: http://rationreality.com/author/jodyeugeniuswilson

-bagel

I am pornography. I am a cartoon. I am the sun. I am the air. I’m the shadow of Morrissey’s hair. Do you know he has a huge straight male mexican following, particularly in Los Angeles? That’s just fucking amazing to me… how freaky would it be to be at one of those show? You’re surrounded by Cholo’s whilst the voice of British asexuality throbs in the foreground. That’s beyond surreal, that’s super ultra mega fucking surreal. Now go to your room think about what you’ve read here. Then cry a little.

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  1. bagel of everything said, on June 11th, 2007 at 5:05 am

    Welcome Jody! Glad you came to play in my sandbox!
    No peeing!

  2. Soylent Ape said, on June 11th, 2007 at 6:23 am

    Nice to have you on board! That’ll make my time in this rubber room even cooler.
    What’s even funnier is that Morrissey has started to pander to the Latinos in his music.
    Hearing Mr. Meat-is-Murder sing about gang-bangin’ chico-style is way surreal!

  3. dork said, on June 14th, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    i love how your finger looks well lubed. Perhaps it is just the lighting, however i see the look in your eye. Suspect.

  4. bagel of everything said, on June 14th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    @dork: “i love how your finger looks well lubed”
    Oh snap! That is most excellent!

    @Jesse: Being mean to Jody /is/ funny.

  5. Jesse Custer said, on June 14th, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    Bagel, it has to transcend mean-ness. It has to be /intelligent/ meannes.

  6. bagel of everything said, on June 14th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    @Jesse: OK, I fold.

  7. jody eugenius wilson said, on June 14th, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    Has it occured to you little sissies that I know this lil fella? Or that maybe he’s my best friend? … so touchy.

  8. bagel of everything said, on June 14th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    There was misunderstanding. Jesse has removed his prior comment. Let’s all snuggle and make up now.

    @Dork: Please come back! I think you’re a fucking riot! We can be a Jody-taunting super-duo! We can sell t-shirts to support our cause! We can TP his house!

  9. Chuck said, on June 16th, 2007 at 9:32 am

    Hey Jody!

    Thanks for dropping by my blog earlier.
    In answer to your inquiry regarding the Viral Joker game… I believe I posted a few articles about it on my blog.

    You can find them here:
    http://chuckster.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/joker-revealed/

    and here:
    http://chuckster.wordpress.com/2007/05/22/the-joker-will-see-you-in-december/

    I’m not quite sure if this was what you meant… but as far as I know this was the viral joker game…

    Thanks again! Cheers! :)

  10. deearreeem said, on June 20th, 2007 at 11:34 am

    dammit Jody! I need you to submit music stuff for the music page you are the editor of! come to us here and tell me what YOU want here. it’s kind of YOUR job with Target Audience unless I’ve lost you forever to a bagel (though she does have “everything”)

  11. jody eugenius wilson said, on June 21st, 2007 at 3:23 am

    You had me, you lost me, you’ve got me again… if Bagel says it’s okay.

  12. ellen said, on July 22nd, 2007 at 11:32 am

    holy roasted peanuts batman…i just clicked random…has a month gone by already? damn…

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