Jesse Custer
Jesse Custer is a guy who needs to get his ass up and write something here. - Bagel
So. Me.
I’m 30, married (but not to Bagel), and currently exiled to the People’s Republic of Kalifornia where I live with my wife and 2.5 cats. (We’ll be down to 2 after the leftovers are finished.) I’m also an aspiring sci-fi writer, and Bagel at least finds me funny and thinks I do good artwork. A few other people have said some nice things about the comic too, so I guess I don’t completely suck at that. (If you think I do suck, you are cordially invited to … well, tell me, and I’ll feel free to ignore the shit out of you.)
So, things about me.
- I’m a Lieutenant in the US Navy Reserve.
- I’m a graduate of The Citadel, The Military College of South Carolina.
- I’m a lifelong Republican and member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, although I’ve grown pretty disillusioned of late.
- I’m an atheist, which means that most other Republicans hate me.
- I’m a gun owner / collector.
So, I guess I’ve run out of to say at the moment, we’ll see what I can come up with later maybe.
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd |
 “There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship�s smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves.”You haven’t been feeling a lot lately, and you think that’s a good thing. The comfortable part is nice… but you should really work on numb. |
cant wait for the collaberated Comic!
Stona Lisa
10 Jun 07 at 11:12 am
Considering that you are Republican, but also atheist, what is your opinion of Ayn Rand?
mad dog
19 Jun 07 at 6:46 pm
Interesting books to read, but it’s been a very long time, so I’d have to re-read before I can give you a better opinion, Mad Dog.
Thanks for coming over, btw!
Jesse Custer
19 Jun 07 at 7:10 pm
Jessie, you are amazingly talented. really. i finally read your rebuttal and published it. look at how far we’ve come (”we” of course meaning me)
deearreeem
20 Jun 07 at 11:32 am
Thank you!
I like what you’ve done with the site, btw …
Jesse Custer
20 Jun 07 at 11:47 am
Hi all!
Looks good! Very useful, good stuff. Good resources here. Thanks much!
Bye
rofovnifo
4 Jul 07 at 6:05 pm
Um, I just want to know, do you look like your picture?
Stiletto
22 Jul 07 at 12:22 am
Eyepatch, preacher’s collar, and a cigarette?
Oh, absolutely.
jessecuster
22 Jul 07 at 11:35 am
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
“Back in black, I hit the sack,
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back”
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it’s even better than the last!
bagel of everything
20 Aug 07 at 5:56 pm
Jesse is sickums. Poor sickums Jesse.
Feel better soon, pussy!
bagel of everything
22 Aug 07 at 12:30 pm
You got the vagina flu?
Kevin
22 Aug 07 at 1:32 pm
them mud shrimp coming out okay?
Frontier Former Editor
22 Aug 07 at 3:03 pm
oh my god…you’re a squid? I had no clue. So what seems to be the problem, sailor? You been licking the green spotted vagina again? Heard you were sick from Bagel, and after I thought “serves him right” I really couldn’t figure out why. Then I got here and found out you give rides to marines looking for a fight.
So seriously, whats wrong? Sex change surgery go awry? Wait, kidney stones…please pleaseplease say you have kidney stones.
anyway…get better.
criminyjicket
22 Aug 07 at 3:39 pm
A little late on the bandwagon but um yeah… You got herpes or something?
skipjenkins
22 Aug 07 at 4:11 pm
Skip: He got his ass kicked by Ronald McDonald
bagel of everything
22 Aug 07 at 4:23 pm
thats what happens when you steal the toys out of the happy meals
criminyjicket
22 Aug 07 at 5:17 pm
Ronald McDonald doesn’t fuck around. Those years as a double agent for the Russian Federation FSB have not been forgotten. You think you have food poisoning? Maybe it’s radiation sickness. Anyone stick you with a sharp umbrella tip lately? You gonna come in from the cold?
Soylent Ape
22 Aug 07 at 7:28 pm
Thanks everyone, I really appreciate it. I still feel like shit - four full days down the road!!! - but at least I’m pretty sure I’m going to survive it now, and I haven’t puked in at least 24 hours.
I still think I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today, though.
But yeah, fucking McDonald’s. It’s gonna be a while before I eat a Big Mac again, I tell you this much.
jessecuster
23 Aug 07 at 11:06 am
Tell the shower story, Jesse!
It’s funny in a “im a very bad person for finding that funny” kinda way.
bagel of everything
23 Aug 07 at 2:23 pm
Holy shit, I once got food poisoning from McDonald’s too. I was vomiting and crapping in the tub while my boyfriend was screaming at me over the house phone.
Say, is this the appropriate thread to discuss this?
Stiletto
23 Aug 07 at 10:33 pm
yes
bagel of everything
24 Aug 07 at 3:16 am
Don’t die, Jesse.
Soylent Ape
24 Aug 07 at 6:18 am
yeah…don’t die…you’ll end up in a big mac.
criminyjicket
24 Aug 07 at 3:31 pm
[...] and kids… The comic is late. Jesse, the artist, has been ill. Goto his page and taunt him. He won’t be able to defend himself for [...]
I have a new lamp « Ration Reality
25 Aug 07 at 12:00 pm
my, aren’t we milking the food poisoning thing. that long squishy thing is your intestine..i recommend returning it to its former position.
criminyjicket
25 Aug 07 at 1:00 pm
am u is ded yet?
bagel of everything
27 Aug 07 at 10:55 am
Jesse , git yer sweet ass back to fundies.
I miss you sooo much.
Bunyipgirl
20 Oct 07 at 3:20 pm
I miss you
bagel of everything
12 Dec 07 at 8:52 am