Jesse Custer
Jesse Custer is a guy who needs to get his ass up and write something here. - Bagel
So. Me.
I’m 30, married (but not to Bagel), and currently exiled to the People’s Republic of Kalifornia where I live with my wife and 2.5 cats. (We’ll be down to 2 after the leftovers are finished.) I’m also an aspiring sci-fi writer, and Bagel at least finds me funny and thinks I do good artwork. A few other people have said some nice things about the comic too, so I guess I don’t completely suck at that. (If you think I do suck, you are cordially invited to … well, tell me, and I’ll feel free to ignore the shit out of you.)
So, things about me.
- I’m a Lieutenant in the US Navy Reserve.
- I’m a graduate of The Citadel, The Military College of South Carolina.
- I’m a lifelong Republican and member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, although I’ve grown pretty disillusioned of late.
- I’m an atheist, which means that most other Republicans hate me.
- I’m a gun owner / collector.
So, I guess I’ve run out of to say at the moment, we’ll see what I can come up with later maybe.
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd |
 “There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship�s smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves.”You haven’t been feeling a lot lately, and you think that’s a good thing. The comfortable part is nice… but you should really work on numb. |
cant wait for the collaberated Comic!
Considering that you are Republican, but also atheist, what is your opinion of Ayn Rand?
Interesting books to read, but it’s been a very long time, so I’d have to re-read before I can give you a better opinion, Mad Dog.
Thanks for coming over, btw!
Jessie, you are amazingly talented. really. i finally read your rebuttal and published it. look at how far we’ve come (”we” of course meaning me)
Thank you!
I like what you’ve done with the site, btw …
Hi all!
Looks good! Very useful, good stuff. Good resources here. Thanks much!
Bye
Um, I just want to know, do you look like your picture?
Eyepatch, preacher’s collar, and a cigarette?
Oh, absolutely.
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
“Back in black, I hit the sack,
I’ve been too long, I’m glad to be back”
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it’s even better than the last!
Jesse is sickums. Poor sickums Jesse.
Feel better soon, pussy!
You got the vagina flu?
them mud shrimp coming out okay?
oh my god…you’re a squid? I had no clue. So what seems to be the problem, sailor? You been licking the green spotted vagina again? Heard you were sick from Bagel, and after I thought “serves him right” I really couldn’t figure out why. Then I got here and found out you give rides to marines looking for a fight.
So seriously, whats wrong? Sex change surgery go awry? Wait, kidney stones…please pleaseplease say you have kidney stones.
anyway…get better.
A little late on the bandwagon but um yeah… You got herpes or something?
Skip: He got his ass kicked by Ronald McDonald
thats what happens when you steal the toys out of the happy meals
Ronald McDonald doesn’t fuck around. Those years as a double agent for the Russian Federation FSB have not been forgotten. You think you have food poisoning? Maybe it’s radiation sickness. Anyone stick you with a sharp umbrella tip lately? You gonna come in from the cold?
Thanks everyone, I really appreciate it. I still feel like shit - four full days down the road!!! - but at least I’m pretty sure I’m going to survive it now, and I haven’t puked in at least 24 hours.
I still think I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today, though.
But yeah, fucking McDonald’s. It’s gonna be a while before I eat a Big Mac again, I tell you this much.
Tell the shower story, Jesse!
It’s funny in a “im a very bad person for finding that funny” kinda way.
Holy shit, I once got food poisoning from McDonald’s too. I was vomiting and crapping in the tub while my boyfriend was screaming at me over the house phone.
Say, is this the appropriate thread to discuss this?
yes
Don’t die, Jesse.
yeah…don’t die…you’ll end up in a big mac.
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my, aren’t we milking the food poisoning thing. that long squishy thing is your intestine..i recommend returning it to its former position.
am u is ded yet?
Jesse , git yer sweet ass back to fundies.
I miss you sooo much.
I miss you