Comments on: Vice President Jokes about Incest

By: Entomo

Entomo — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:23:29 +0000

Speaking of American politicians, I would rather spend a sex night with Obama’s wife and Coondoleeza(?) Rice… all together.

By: SOylent APe

SOylent APe — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:21:13 +0000

@ Tyler: I’ve lived in some of the most isolated rural areas and some of the largest cities in North America. I truly believe that the largest clusters of wacko culture are the grand metropolises of our great land. From my vantage point, Columbus, OH (approx. pop. 750,000) looks like Hate Central. Every wacko race-baiting fringe group seems to have an outpost in Columbus. Guns, you say? Detroit and Washington/Baltimore metro (both with about 2 million inhabitants) are urban war zones with 2 of the highest gun homicide rates in the country. When I was in DC, I couldn’t wait to get back to Northern VA every night. My aunt’s suburban subdivision was partially incinerated during the annual Detroit Halloween party/riot known as Devil’s Night. Louisville, KY (Current pop 1.3 million) was being torn apart by gang violence when I lived there. Ever heard of The Folk? Think Crips and Bloods meets a Rob Zombie film. Yer average gang-banger would just shoot a fucker on the street. Point made; simple enough. The Folk would do wacko shit like decapitate their rivals or crush them with weights.

Of course, the biggest nuts I came across were in Toronto (metro pop. approx. 6 million): they don’t even lock their doors there…and they hold doors open and give directions and shit like that! Can you imagine?

I’m a member of the NRA. We sponsor classes on gun safety and hunting. Is that not just a little more responsible than the routine collateral damage associated with gang-related urban gun violence, for instance?

Sorry for the rant. I happen to think the city folk are every bit as meshugge (if not more so) as us country bumpkins. As for Obama: he still has trouble reaching rural voters and McCain’s V.P. choice of a hunter/outdoorswoman from a largely rural state does him no favors. The “bitterness” comment was a MAJOR turn-off for that voting bloc.

The main reason I don’t live in WV anymore: Have you ever tried to get a decent bagel in Charleston?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:25:13 +0000

wait, people living in rural areas don’t cling to racism, guns and religion? did the drugs kick in or am I still in America? last time I checked there was still a KKK, NRA and any number of misguided denominations of “Christianity”. and the members of these lovely and humane organizations still seem to like to live out in the country. that isn’t to say the NRA and the Klan and the southern baptists, etc., don’t sometimes move to the city, but let’s face it Obama may not have been p.c. (btw FUCK P.C.) but he sure did speak the truth.

By: Stiletto

Stiletto — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:18:12 +0000

‘Stietto: If he’d said “both sides of my family eat dogs…and we don’t even live in Southeast Asia”, would it still be funny?’

Yes.

By: micky2

micky2 — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:24:53 +0000

Ha ha.
Somewhere.

By: Soylent Ape

Soylent Ape — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:13:52 +0000

Yeah. Happy Fathers Day, Mickey, Key, and any other male readers who’ve planted a seed somewhere.

@ Cody: I can imagine the ridiculous remarks people make about Texas and Alaska.

By: micky2

micky2 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:08:29 +0000

Happy Fathers day.
Fathers.

By: Cody

Cody — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:23:47 +0000

Also, you should hear some of the stuff I get asked when I mention I lived in Alaska and Texas. “Did you guys live in an igloo?” “Isn’t Texas all desert?” “Did you have a pet cactus/polar bear/cowboy?”

Seriously.

By: Cody

Cody — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:20:15 +0000

Ticked off about W.V. jokes? In the words of Cheney himself: “So?”

I jest. Seriously, this administration does not appear to care one bit about the opinions or sensibilities of the American people. All that matters is that the majority liked them enough at some point to get them into office. What? Those same people despise them now? So?

Eh, January 20th couldn’t come any sooner.

By: micky2

micky2 — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:50:01 +0000

I dont like the bitch, never did. She looks like a spy
If she replaces Tim Russert( probably not) I’ll blow something up.
Fill me in. What did she say about W.V. ?