Happy Mammorial Day
Don’t forget to have your breasts crushed by robots.

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Don’t forget to have your breasts crushed by robots.

Written by The Bagel of Everything
May 26, 2008 at 7:50 am
Posted in clipart, health, holidays, lazy blogger
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Shes perty
micky2
26 May 08 at 10:55 am
Omg..that’s funny and scary at the same time…
Freddy
26 May 08 at 11:00 am
Hydraulic presses should not be used as sex toys.
Soylent-Ape
26 May 08 at 11:39 am
ok, laugh if you want to, but that’s how it’s done. and yes, yes it does hurt
Rowan
26 May 08 at 11:53 am
No Kidding!
Soylent Ape
26 May 08 at 1:00 pm
Does that cost extra?
LOL Heathen
26 May 08 at 1:04 pm
Soy.
Isnt that basically what a pussy is ?
Although I did think about sticking my dick in the boob press.
I wonder what the pic would look like ?
micky2
26 May 08 at 3:20 pm
I’ve never had a mammogram, but my mom has told me way more than I want to know. She has implants, so now they have to be extra crushy.
When am I sposed to start getting them? I was going to google it, but my breasts protested.
The Bagel of Everything
26 May 08 at 5:27 pm
Its not about your breasts.
Its about making men happy.
micky2
26 May 08 at 6:45 pm
@ Micky: Well said!
@ Bagel: It kind of depends on your family history.
Soylent Ape
26 May 08 at 7:43 pm
Likelihood is that if you are asking, you probably should go.
LOL Heathen
26 May 08 at 10:16 pm
The manogram FTW.
Cody
27 May 08 at 3:46 am
Oh no! Did comment not go through? Or am I blind?
Cody
27 May 08 at 3:47 am
Spam filter! And now I’m spamming…about the filter…random.
Cody
27 May 08 at 3:48 am
@ Cody: Have you ever eaten UN-filtered Spam? It’s disgusting!
Soylent-Ape
27 May 08 at 6:14 am
I rescued it! :)
The Bagel of Everything
27 May 08 at 6:33 am
How are everyone’s arteries this fine day? Mine are like a well-oiled machine. And I mean that.
The 'Goose
27 May 08 at 8:25 am
My arteries are well seasoned, like my granny’s cast iron skillets.
The Bagel of Everything
27 May 08 at 11:33 am
Heavy metals and seasonings are for to go together! Like Rob Halford and spicy leathery items!
The 'Goose
27 May 08 at 12:05 pm
Gosh, always thought of my arteries as some kind of sewer
micky2
27 May 08 at 12:46 pm
Mick: It’s the nutria. I’m still pissed I didn’t read this post before I went out yesterday. Stoopid barbecues!
The 'Goose
27 May 08 at 1:20 pm
I protested the status quo and stayed inside and made 10 different salads.
Probably as an attempt to scrub me arteries
micky2
27 May 08 at 1:52 pm
I read that the U.S does many unnecessary mastectomies. They like to cut us up, the uterus, now the breasts. I say, don’t worry about Googling it. Your breast protest may be instinctive.
RJ
27 May 08 at 3:12 pm
my arteries were cleaned out from all the alcohol I drank.
capricorn1966
27 May 08 at 3:16 pm
it’s not as bad as people think. just hurts a little.
capricorn1966
27 May 08 at 3:17 pm
yeah, my uterus may be coming out soon.
capricorn1966
27 May 08 at 3:18 pm
What ? Is it gay ?
micky2
27 May 08 at 5:27 pm