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Happy Mammorial Day

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1. Shes perty

   

   micky2

   May 26, 2008 at 10:55 am

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2. Omg..that’s funny and scary at the same time…

   

   Freddy

   May 26, 2008 at 11:00 am

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3. Hydraulic presses should not be used as sex toys.

   

   Soylent-Ape

   May 26, 2008 at 11:39 am

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4. ok, laugh if you want to, but that’s how it’s done. and yes, yes it does hurt

   

   Rowan

   May 26, 2008 at 11:53 am

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5. No Kidding!

   

   Soylent Ape

   May 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm

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6. Does that cost extra?

   

   LOL Heathen

   May 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm

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7. Soy.
   Isnt that basically what a pussy is ?
   Although I did think about sticking my dick in the boob press.
   I wonder what the pic would look like ?

   

   micky2

   May 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm

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8. I’ve never had a mammogram, but my mom has told me way more than I want to know. She has implants, so now they have to be extra crushy.

   When am I sposed to start getting them? I was going to google it, but my breasts protested.

   

   The Bagel of Everything

   May 26, 2008 at 5:27 pm

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9. Its not about your breasts.
   Its about making men happy.

   

   micky2

   May 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm

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10. @ Micky: Well said!

    @ Bagel: It kind of depends on your family history.

    

    Soylent Ape

    May 26, 2008 at 7:43 pm

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11. Likelihood is that if you are asking, you probably should go.

    

    LOL Heathen

    May 26, 2008 at 10:16 pm

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12. The manogram FTW.

    

    Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:46 am

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13. Oh no! Did comment not go through? Or am I blind?

    

    Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:47 am

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14. Spam filter! And now I’m spamming…about the filter…random.

    

    Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:48 am

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15. @ Cody: Have you ever eaten UN-filtered Spam? It’s disgusting!

    

    Soylent-Ape

    May 27, 2008 at 6:14 am

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16. I rescued it! :)

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    May 27, 2008 at 6:33 am

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17. How are everyone’s arteries this fine day? Mine are like a well-oiled machine. And I mean that.

    

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 8:25 am

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18. My arteries are well seasoned, like my granny’s cast iron skillets.

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    May 27, 2008 at 11:33 am

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19. Heavy metals and seasonings are for to go together! Like Rob Halford and spicy leathery items!

    

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm

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20. Gosh, always thought of my arteries as some kind of sewer

    

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm

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21. Mick: It’s the nutria. I’m still pissed I didn’t read this post before I went out yesterday. Stoopid barbecues!

    

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm

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22. I protested the status quo and stayed inside and made 10 different salads.
    Probably as an attempt to scrub me arteries

    

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm

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23. I read that the U.S does many unnecessary mastectomies. They like to cut us up, the uterus, now the breasts. I say, don’t worry about Googling it. Your breast protest may be instinctive.

    

    RJ

    May 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm

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24. my arteries were cleaned out from all the alcohol I drank.

    

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm

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25. it’s not as bad as people think. just hurts a little.

    

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

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26. yeah, my uterus may be coming out soon.

    

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm

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27. What ? Is it gay ?

    

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm

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