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Happy Mammorial Day

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Don’t forget to have your breasts crushed by robots.

mammogram clipart

Written by The Bagel of Everything

May 26, 2008 at 7:50 am

Posted in clipart, health, holidays, lazy blogger

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  1. Shes perty

    micky2

    26 May 08 at 10:55 am

  2. Omg..that’s funny and scary at the same time…

    Freddy

    26 May 08 at 11:00 am

  3. Hydraulic presses should not be used as sex toys.

    Soylent-Ape

    26 May 08 at 11:39 am

  4. ok, laugh if you want to, but that’s how it’s done. and yes, yes it does hurt

    Rowan

    26 May 08 at 11:53 am

  5. No Kidding!

    Soylent Ape

    26 May 08 at 1:00 pm

  6. Does that cost extra?

    LOL Heathen

    26 May 08 at 1:04 pm

  7. Soy.
    Isnt that basically what a pussy is ?
    Although I did think about sticking my dick in the boob press.
    I wonder what the pic would look like ?

    micky2

    26 May 08 at 3:20 pm

  8. I’ve never had a mammogram, but my mom has told me way more than I want to know. She has implants, so now they have to be extra crushy.

    When am I sposed to start getting them? I was going to google it, but my breasts protested.

    The Bagel of Everything

    26 May 08 at 5:27 pm

  9. Its not about your breasts.
    Its about making men happy.

    micky2

    26 May 08 at 6:45 pm

  10. @ Micky: Well said!

    @ Bagel: It kind of depends on your family history.

    Soylent Ape

    26 May 08 at 7:43 pm

  11. Likelihood is that if you are asking, you probably should go.

    LOL Heathen

    26 May 08 at 10:16 pm

  12. The manogram FTW.

    Cody

    27 May 08 at 3:46 am

  13. Oh no! Did comment not go through? Or am I blind?

    Cody

    27 May 08 at 3:47 am

  14. Spam filter! And now I’m spamming…about the filter…random.

    Cody

    27 May 08 at 3:48 am

  15. @ Cody: Have you ever eaten UN-filtered Spam? It’s disgusting!

    Soylent-Ape

    27 May 08 at 6:14 am

  16. I rescued it! :)

    The Bagel of Everything

    27 May 08 at 6:33 am

  17. How are everyone’s arteries this fine day? Mine are like a well-oiled machine. And I mean that.

    The 'Goose

    27 May 08 at 8:25 am

  18. My arteries are well seasoned, like my granny’s cast iron skillets.

    The Bagel of Everything

    27 May 08 at 11:33 am

  19. Heavy metals and seasonings are for to go together! Like Rob Halford and spicy leathery items!

    The 'Goose

    27 May 08 at 12:05 pm

  20. Gosh, always thought of my arteries as some kind of sewer

    micky2

    27 May 08 at 12:46 pm

  21. Mick: It’s the nutria. I’m still pissed I didn’t read this post before I went out yesterday. Stoopid barbecues!

    The 'Goose

    27 May 08 at 1:20 pm

  22. I protested the status quo and stayed inside and made 10 different salads.
    Probably as an attempt to scrub me arteries

    micky2

    27 May 08 at 1:52 pm

  23. I read that the U.S does many unnecessary mastectomies. They like to cut us up, the uterus, now the breasts. I say, don’t worry about Googling it. Your breast protest may be instinctive.

    RJ

    27 May 08 at 3:12 pm

  24. my arteries were cleaned out from all the alcohol I drank.

    capricorn1966

    27 May 08 at 3:16 pm

  25. it’s not as bad as people think. just hurts a little.

    capricorn1966

    27 May 08 at 3:17 pm

  26. yeah, my uterus may be coming out soon.

    capricorn1966

    27 May 08 at 3:18 pm

  27. What ? Is it gay ?

    micky2

    27 May 08 at 5:27 pm

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