For all your Entertainment and Primate Needs

This was on an old roll of film I’ve just had developed.
If you zoom really tight on the first window you can see Soylent Ape’s reflection. Nice tie, handsome!
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my eyes don’t zoom very well, it looks like one of those old fashion plastic angel lawn ornaments, You know where the wings stick out of the sides but still molded to the front with a teeny tiny head.
no offense, Soy you have a nice head.
capricorn1966
22 May 08 at 5:54 am
I’ll take that as the compliment it was meant to be, Cappy!
The caption I use on my MySpace page is “For all your Entertainment and Primate Needs”,
Soylent Ape
22 May 08 at 6:10 am
see not every one misunderstands me.
After I submitted the comment and reread it, I thought I’d better correct it but then my son needed my attention so I never got a chance to. Although, I’m sure you keep Bagel quite happy, if I needed your primate services or entertainment, I wouldn’t be so indirect. But I guess you knew that.
capricorn1966
22 May 08 at 6:27 am
I like your title better, Soy. I changed it.
The Bagel of Everything
22 May 08 at 6:38 am
That’s nice. Here in Ontario (Canada), we have to go to a special store for our apes.
Mark
22 May 08 at 7:57 am
Its discrimination in the purest form.
No other pry mates huh ?
micky
22 May 08 at 12:15 pm
Oh shi-
You WATERMARKED this photo, thus foiling my plans to steal this jpeg and claim it as my own.
DAMN YOU!
Kevin
22 May 08 at 1:52 pm
Mark: Stupid blue laws! I bet you can’t buy apes at all on Sundays before noon, can you?
Micky: Uh oh….we’re already in trouble with the gays and blacks. Now the thumb-liberation league is going to be after us!
Kevin, you’re such an ass.
I watermark most of our original art so if it gets spread around the net, people will see the url and maybe come visit us. Some of our stuff gets spread about on myspace quite a bit. I also put it in a place where it could be easily removed, should a person be so inclined.
The Bagel of Everything
22 May 08 at 3:09 pm
Macaque attack !
micky
22 May 08 at 6:54 pm
Macaques have nothing on us Western Lowlands. West Sy-eed!
Soylent Ape
22 May 08 at 8:19 pm
@ Mark: What if they combined the Beer Stores and the ape stores? You’d probably get a bunch of surly, stammering primates. Then, they’d all go to Ottawa and become MPs. And they’d do a better job.
@ Kevin: Don’t playa-hate!
@ Bagel: Thanks, though I thought the first one was good.
Soylent Ape
22 May 08 at 8:25 pm
I bet there’s some nasty Gorilla Retail Hell going on in there!…
so what about the rest of the pics on that roll…
where are the naked bodies?
Freddy
22 May 08 at 9:12 pm
Soy, have you ever thrown a handful of shit at someone ?
micky
22 May 08 at 10:54 pm
Oh God, I’m crying just picturing it happening from behind your drums.
Just splattering the fuck outta some punk in the audience
micky
22 May 08 at 10:55 pm
Pace yourself, Freddy. All shall be revealed.
The Bagel of Everything
23 May 08 at 5:18 am
I capped it and sent it to FailBlog.
Product Diversification Fail!
The Bagel of Everything
23 May 08 at 6:34 am
I read Failblog for the first time last week. It was beautiful; so beautiful.
Soylent-Ape
25 May 08 at 7:30 am