Santa Claus: He’s Evil Now
I don’t have anything interesting to say today, so here are some pictures of my dog being strangled by Sandy Paws.
She looks like she’s smiling, but she’s grimacing.
She’s a friendly dog, and we thought she’d enjoy going to sit on Sandy Paws’ lap. Boy were we wrong.
Related post: Happy Hanuchihuahua!
Did Santa at least give her a chew toy?
Or something ?
micky2
7 May 08 at 7:28 pm
Poor doggy!
It’s obvious Santa’s hand is up her whoohoo!
I’d sue.
Bee
7 May 08 at 7:58 pm
She wasn’t pleased. It took 10 minutes just to wrestle her into that position, and get her to quit snarling.
I started calling out to her, “pretty girl!” cuz that always makes her smile. Other people, anxious for their turn with the jolly one, joined in, until a good 50 people were shouting “PRETTY GIRL!!!”.
Somehow, that didn’t seem to calm her.
The Bagel of Everything
7 May 08 at 10:13 pm
About five years ago my friends and I needed to get into the xmas spirit so we went to the mall to sit on Santa’s lap. He felt us up.
capricorn1966
7 May 08 at 10:49 pm
Smart, go sit on a strange mans lap wearing a disguise
micky
7 May 08 at 11:10 pm
I bet she was frightened because she has just discovered that Santa isn’t real :P
Angelo
8 May 08 at 3:09 am
omg. i’m even happier i’m jewish now.
santa needs some under eye cream really bad. those bags are horrible. looks like he just came off a bender. either that, or kvn gave him a rusty trombone.
the dog is supercute.com though.
WDL
8 May 08 at 9:43 am
Goes to show you even dogs hate Santa’s lap…she looks really terrified in the first pic.
She is a pretty girl…
What’s her name?
Freddy
8 May 08 at 11:03 am
Cappy: Did you let him cane you?
micky: It’s the American way
Angelo: You might be onto something there
WDL: The costume was threadbare with stains all over it. He looked like a homeless guy. But a jolly homeless guy!
Freddy: Her name is Noble. There’s a guy who comes here everynow and then, calls himself Noble. At first I thought it was Soy playing a trick on me.
The Bagel of Everything
8 May 08 at 3:28 pm
i love how one of the recommended and possibly related posts is “My Dog Passed Away Today”.
seohack
8 May 08 at 3:33 pm
No, he stuck his hand on my ass and rubbed, then I caned him. He asked me what I wanted for xmas, I said, for santa to get laid.
capricorn1966
8 May 08 at 8:27 pm
The whole store was saying “good doggie” and “pretty doggie”, trying to get her to sit down and smile.
@ WDL: Most retail Santas have a problem with the sauce. Hell, I would, too, if I had to do that kind of work.
@ Cap: One of my adult friends got groped by a department store Santa. He thought he was slick, but everyone saw what happenned.
@ SEO: How about “How to Cook Your Dog”. (You know it’s out there somewhere.)
Thanks for the compliments. We think she’s very pretty, as well.
Soylent Ape
9 May 08 at 6:17 am