Comments on: Armin Meiwes, Eater of Cocks http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/ hyperbolic excellence Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:49:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22403 Soylent Ape Sun, 11 May 2008 11:52:44 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22403 True 'dat. True ‘dat.

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22381 micky2 Sun, 11 May 2008 08:12:06 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22381 The best part is that they just look really fuckin cool. And they're quiet. The best part is that they just look really fuckin cool.
And they’re quiet.

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22380 Soylent Ape Sun, 11 May 2008 06:55:06 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22380 I love crossbows. They combine the lethality of a shoulder bow with the stability of a rifle. By law you can't own them in my state, which sucks. I love crossbows. They combine the lethality of a shoulder bow with the stability of a rifle. By law you can’t own them in my state, which sucks.

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22377 micky2 Sat, 10 May 2008 21:22:14 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22377 Exactly ! very much like that little one in the movie. It came flat black and I stripped off the paint It reminded me of some shiney sinister surgical instrument. I sold it for a dime bag. Exactly ! very much like that little one in the movie.
It came flat black and I stripped off the paint
It reminded me of some shiney sinister surgical instrument.
I sold it for a dime bag.

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22374 Soylent Ape Sat, 10 May 2008 18:54:54 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22374 A crossbow is a different animal. I'm not so bad with one, because they're far more stable. That's not to say I'm great, either. I woulda liked to have seen that crossbow. Sounds like something out of a <i>Road Warrior</i>-type film. A crossbow is a different animal. I’m not so bad with one, because they’re far more stable. That’s not to say I’m great, either.

I woulda liked to have seen that crossbow. Sounds like something out of a Road Warrior-type film.

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22372 micky2 Sat, 10 May 2008 16:12:31 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22372 I can stick a knife in yer forehead from about 20 ft away. I used to have one of those little pistol type crossbows. Customized it with extra lbs and razor bolts. It was aluminum so I polished every square inch. Everyone thought it was chrome. People got scared just looking at it. All I ever shot was mangos. Hit a pidgeon once on purpose by accident. I was so far away I didnt think I would hit it. Casually took the shot. Fucking A if the bird didnt just fall outta the tree. I felt like shit. I can stick a knife in yer forehead from about 20 ft away.
I used to have one of those little pistol type crossbows. Customized it with extra lbs and razor bolts. It was aluminum so I polished every square inch. Everyone thought it was chrome.
People got scared just looking at it. All I ever shot was mangos.
Hit a pidgeon once on purpose by accident.
I was so far away I didnt think I would hit it. Casually took the shot. Fucking A if the bird didnt just fall outta the tree.
I felt like shit.

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22369 Soylent Ape Sat, 10 May 2008 15:39:00 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22369 I knew some avid deer hunters in Pennsylvania when I lived in that part of the country. One shot a deer and it went down. When they were certain the deer wouldn't kick the fuck out of them, they went over to pull out the arrow. After they dislodged the arrow, there was this sound of air escaping and the most horrendous odor this side of a rotting corpse. They'd penetraded the intestine and the scent was deer gas being forced out of the opening. I'm the worst bowhunter around. I'd miss by miles. I knew some avid deer hunters in Pennsylvania when I lived in that part of the country. One shot a deer and it went down. When they were certain the deer wouldn’t kick the fuck out of them, they went over to pull out the arrow. After they dislodged the arrow, there was this sound of air escaping and the most horrendous odor this side of a rotting corpse. They’d penetraded the intestine and the scent was deer gas being forced out of the opening.

I’m the worst bowhunter around. I’d miss by miles.

]]> By: micky2 http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22287 micky2 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:49:25 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22287 Headlighting and then shooting them makes sense , if yer a chicken shit punk. Fuck, at least give the animal a running chance. I mean today its supposed to be "sport" right ? Thats kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. I've come close to hitting a deer twice in Oregon. It was scary cuz I knew if I turned too sharply I would slide off the road. I did shoot one by accident, long story, meth involved. I imagine road kill would also stand the chance of broken bowels and bladders contaminating the meat also. Definatly not kosher. I think we've all beat our meat and had it turn to jello before. Headlighting and then shooting them makes sense , if yer a chicken shit punk.
Fuck, at least give the animal a running chance. I mean today its supposed to be “sport” right ?
Thats kinda like shooting fish in a barrel.
I’ve come close to hitting a deer twice in Oregon. It was scary cuz I knew if I turned too sharply I would slide off the road.
I did shoot one by accident, long story, meth involved.
I imagine road kill would also stand the chance of broken bowels and bladders contaminating the meat also.
Definatly not kosher.
I think we’ve all beat our meat and had it turn to jello before.

]]> By: The 'Goose http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22284 The 'Goose Fri, 09 May 2008 13:07:12 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22284 Mmmmm... jello. Mmmmm… jello.

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/05/06/armin-meiwes-eater-of-cocks/#comment-22280 Soylent Ape Fri, 09 May 2008 11:26:26 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1381#comment-22280 @ MIcky: in states where deer are prevalent, people "headlight" deer all the time. They go out into the fields or forest and lock a deer in the headlights. They shoot it, throw it in the bed of the truck or prop it on the hood and drive home. If they were allowed to take home road kill, they could just say that they hit it on the highway. It seems like a waste, but, honestly, you wouldn't be able to salvage much of the meat. The impact causes immense bruising and gives more tender tissues a semi-gelatinous texture. @ MIcky: in states where deer are prevalent, people “headlight” deer all the time. They go out into the fields or forest and lock a deer in the headlights. They shoot it, throw it in the bed of the truck or prop it on the hood and drive home. If they were allowed to take home road kill, they could just say that they hit it on the highway.

It seems like a waste, but, honestly, you wouldn’t be able to salvage much of the meat. The impact causes immense bruising and gives more tender tissues a semi-gelatinous texture.

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