Under a bushel
I almost never post random shit I’ve found on the web, but this one was irresistible. Found on anonymous image hosting site, tinypic.com. Due to the nature of the site, I don’t know who to credit. If you know who made it, please let me know, so that I may offer him/her a year’s supply of unprotected sex.
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I thought it was a Georgia O’Keeffe, but that’s the autist in me. Quit stealing my picseses!
The 'Goose
3 May 08 at 6:45 pm
Shes got ugly legs
micky2
3 May 08 at 6:50 pm
When did Cappy start posing for dirty pics?
Marc
3 May 08 at 6:54 pm
The inner thighs remind me of Marge Simpson, somehow.
Or Lisa…she’ll be 18 this December (20, if you count The Tracey Ullman Show)
Hey kids, Keywork just called. He’s safe and nearing Charlotte.
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 7:48 pm
that was suppose to be a private picturel
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 7:56 pm
I didn’t get a call from KW.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 7:58 pm
Sorry, I’ll rephrase:
Keywork just called me and not you. He’s safe and nearing Charlotte.
(it’s cuz he loves me more)
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 8:03 pm
it’s probably cause you swallow
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:06 pm
Yes.
That, and he’s my biological father.
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 8:13 pm
then who better to swallow from.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:17 pm
Marc, right after My Kelly fucked me. Jealous?
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:20 pm
LIAR Mr. Kelly loves me, he’d never do that. I hate you and your little preschool minions too.
And if he did fuck you, it was out of pity. I mean like Micky and Bagel say, you got ugly, Marge Simpson looking legs.
Marc
3 May 08 at 8:39 pm
Anyway this is my new boyfriend. Mmmm…I bet he’s a power bottom, just the way I like them.
Marc
3 May 08 at 8:42 pm
well marc, I fucked him, too. And you can take my legs and shove them up your ass.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:46 pm
I think it’s time for marc broaden his horizon and get a fucking blog.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:48 pm
I had a blog for like five years, but I got rid of it cause I spent too much time writing on it and not enough actually doing what I was meant to do or wanted to do (that didn’t involve writing on the blog).
But just for you I’ll start a new one, it’ll be called “Cap the Cunt.”
Marc
3 May 08 at 9:00 pm
when I came back to the page all I saw was a lamp. the legs were gone. where the fuck they go? my eyes are playing tricks on me. time for the meds and then bed. busy day tomorrow.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 9:04 pm
you get the prize for the funniest saying today. I am snorting laughter out of my nose right now.
did you even have pubic hair five years ago.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 9:07 pm
what were you meant to do marc? find the nearest closet to come out of? What brought you back to the world of blogging, did you sniff us out.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 9:09 pm
bagel you can add that to your food menu.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 9:11 pm
Before I deleted the blog from the internets I saved it onto my hard drive. I just spent the last twenty minutes reading some old posts and I’ve come to two conclusions:
1) My writing has majorly improved
2) I obviously thought pretentious cunt was a legitimate authorial voice. Seriously, one of the posts I wrote when I was 15, sounds like it’s written by a 60 year old whose writing their memoirs.
Marc
3 May 08 at 9:25 pm
I know what you mean.
When I was 15, all I ever thought about was sex, drugs, and making fun of minorities.
My, how I’ve grown!
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 9:42 pm
Now you don’t just think about it, you blog about it too. That is real growth!
Marc
3 May 08 at 10:00 pm
I used to do all that in real life.
Theres less jail time and doctor bills this way
micky2
3 May 08 at 11:18 pm
“When I was 15, all I ever thought about was sex, drugs, and making fun of minorities.”
And the difference today is? Oh, I’m just more experienced.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 6:20 am
ya’ll need to stay on one post, damn it. I can’t keep up. Then I get the feeling you’re hiding on me.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 7:15 am
Marc must be working very hard creating a new blog or he’s on his three day cock binge trying to forget what really feels good.
I didn’t think you would scare off that easy, Marc.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:37 pm
you need a blog so I can stalk you.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:37 pm
I don’t know, it looks like Close Encounters The Sequel to me…
Here’s another one ALL of you will appreciate:
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj100/netduo4ever/your252Bdirty252Bmind252Bworking252.jpg
Freddy
4 May 08 at 12:41 pm
that’s the best one.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:56 pm
Cappy: You can stalk him here just fine. If you scare off all our prey, you’ll go to bed with an empty vagina.
Freddy: As filthy as my mind is, I had to focus to see the dirty. The first thing I saw was a mouse. I still like it, though.
The Bagel of Everything
4 May 08 at 11:14 pm
Don’t worry Cap, I wasn’t scared off, you can still strap me to that chair. I spent the day driving from Los Angeles to San Francisco to go see a couple friends and last time I checked my car doesn’t have an internet connection.
I promise I’ll start a blog soon so you can stalk me, or you can just come to Los Angeles. If you hang out in West Hollywood or at the Whole Foods on San Vicente in Brentwood I promise I’ll show up eventually.
Marc
5 May 08 at 1:32 am
Although you should wait a few days first, San Francisco seems like a good place to start my cock binge.
Marc
5 May 08 at 1:34 am
West Hollywood, you say?
Hey Freddy! Fancy a bit of chicken?
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 3:17 am
Hell yeah, just call me Daddy….I love fresh chicken…and I’m five minutes from Weho..
Freddy
5 May 08 at 11:06 am
You men eat your dinner.
Eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah.
I’m a back door man.
The men don’t know,
But the little girl understand.
- Jim “No one knows I’m gay” Morrison
We little girls understand, Jimbo. Porn and beans aren’t for everyone.
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 12:17 pm
haha…I’ll just take the porn thank you!!
freddyhell
5 May 08 at 1:41 pm
holy typo, Freud-man!
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 1:44 pm
Yes, please.
The 'Goose
5 May 08 at 1:46 pm
Hey Heather !
Where the “fuck you” been?
micky2
5 May 08 at 1:51 pm
Mick: Computerless at home. Cursing Japan. You know, the usual. “FYT!”
The 'Goose
5 May 08 at 2:17 pm
Are you mooching computers ?
micky2
5 May 08 at 2:21 pm
If that were the case, I could probably swing one that works for more than 4 months at a time. But no. I prefer to spend my money on “things that are useless” and “hookers.”
The 'Goose
5 May 08 at 2:24 pm
When I saw the upper quarter of the picture, I wondered, but then I realized the “thighs” were concave. That kind of threw the image.
Cody
5 May 08 at 2:31 pm
Cody Logan: Hating on deformed chicks, since 1989
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 4:39 pm
Hey, a man’s got to have something to live for.
Cody
5 May 08 at 6:07 pm
wasn’t a typo..that’s the id I had to create on Avatar..but I don’t think I have to use it!
Freddy
5 May 08 at 6:28 pm
thanks for telling me about it!
Freddy
5 May 08 at 6:28 pm
Was my typo.
I said “Porn and beans aren’t for everyone.”, when I meant “pork”.
You called me out on it. Or you thought I meant it that way.
Clearly, porn and beans is suitable for the masses.
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 6:30 pm
I thought you meant it that way..hahaha…good one!
Freddy
5 May 08 at 7:28 pm
OK.
I just noticed that they airbrushed the outer edges of the black triangular section at the top of the stem.
This gives the impression of shading in crevasses or razor stubble.
The photographer is actually imposing a sublime image instead of it all being up to simple reaction
micky2
6 May 08 at 10:11 am
I thought it was just shadows and jpg aliasing (from poor quality images)
The Bagel of Everything
6 May 08 at 4:22 pm
It sure looks intentional to me.
But really, who gives a fuck
micky2
6 May 08 at 4:54 pm
You simply can’t help thinking of anything else, even if you got the mind of a saint!
:)
J 4 JOKES
10 May 08 at 8:59 am