Under a bushel
I almost never post random shit I’ve found on the web, but this one was irresistible. Found on anonymous image hosting site, tinypic.com. Due to the nature of the site, I don’t know who to credit. If you know who made it, please let me know, so that I may offer him/her a year’s supply of unprotected sex.
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I thought it was a Georgia O’Keeffe, but that’s the autist in me. Quit stealing my picseses!
Shes got ugly legs
When did Cappy start posing for dirty pics?
The inner thighs remind me of Marge Simpson, somehow.
Or Lisa…she’ll be 18 this December (20, if you count The Tracey Ullman Show)
Hey kids, Keywork just called. He’s safe and nearing Charlotte.
that was suppose to be a private picturel
I didn’t get a call from KW.
Sorry, I’ll rephrase:
Keywork just called me and not you. He’s safe and nearing Charlotte.
(it’s cuz he loves me more)
it’s probably cause you swallow
Yes.
That, and he’s my biological father.
then who better to swallow from.
Marc, right after My Kelly fucked me. Jealous?
LIAR Mr. Kelly loves me, he’d never do that. I hate you and your little preschool minions too.
And if he did fuck you, it was out of pity. I mean like Micky and Bagel say, you got ugly, Marge Simpson looking legs.
Anyway this is my new boyfriend. Mmmm…I bet he’s a power bottom, just the way I like them.
well marc, I fucked him, too. And you can take my legs and shove them up your ass.
I think it’s time for marc broaden his horizon and get a fucking blog.
I had a blog for like five years, but I got rid of it cause I spent too much time writing on it and not enough actually doing what I was meant to do or wanted to do (that didn’t involve writing on the blog).
But just for you I’ll start a new one, it’ll be called “Cap the Cunt.”
when I came back to the page all I saw was a lamp. the legs were gone. where the fuck they go? my eyes are playing tricks on me. time for the meds and then bed. busy day tomorrow.
you get the prize for the funniest saying today. I am snorting laughter out of my nose right now.
did you even have pubic hair five years ago.
what were you meant to do marc? find the nearest closet to come out of? What brought you back to the world of blogging, did you sniff us out.
bagel you can add that to your food menu.
Before I deleted the blog from the internets I saved it onto my hard drive. I just spent the last twenty minutes reading some old posts and I’ve come to two conclusions:
1) My writing has majorly improved
2) I obviously thought pretentious cunt was a legitimate authorial voice. Seriously, one of the posts I wrote when I was 15, sounds like it’s written by a 60 year old whose writing their memoirs.
I know what you mean.
When I was 15, all I ever thought about was sex, drugs, and making fun of minorities.
My, how I’ve grown!
Now you don’t just think about it, you blog about it too. That is real growth!
I used to do all that in real life.
Theres less jail time and doctor bills this way
“When I was 15, all I ever thought about was sex, drugs, and making fun of minorities.”
And the difference today is? Oh, I’m just more experienced.
ya’ll need to stay on one post, damn it. I can’t keep up. Then I get the feeling you’re hiding on me.
Marc must be working very hard creating a new blog or he’s on his three day cock binge trying to forget what really feels good.
I didn’t think you would scare off that easy, Marc.
you need a blog so I can stalk you.
I don’t know, it looks like Close Encounters The Sequel to me…
Here’s another one ALL of you will appreciate:
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj100/netduo4ever/your252Bdirty252Bmind252Bworking252.jpg
that’s the best one.
Cappy: You can stalk him here just fine. If you scare off all our prey, you’ll go to bed with an empty vagina.
Freddy: As filthy as my mind is, I had to focus to see the dirty. The first thing I saw was a mouse. I still like it, though.
Don’t worry Cap, I wasn’t scared off, you can still strap me to that chair. I spent the day driving from Los Angeles to San Francisco to go see a couple friends and last time I checked my car doesn’t have an internet connection.
I promise I’ll start a blog soon so you can stalk me, or you can just come to Los Angeles. If you hang out in West Hollywood or at the Whole Foods on San Vicente in Brentwood I promise I’ll show up eventually.
Although you should wait a few days first, San Francisco seems like a good place to start my cock binge.
West Hollywood, you say?
Hey Freddy! Fancy a bit of chicken?
Hell yeah, just call me Daddy….I love fresh chicken…and I’m five minutes from Weho..
You men eat your dinner.
Eat your pork and beans.
I eat more chicken
Than any man ever seen, yeah, yeah.
I’m a back door man.
The men don’t know,
But the little girl understand.
- Jim “No one knows I’m gay” Morrison
We little girls understand, Jimbo. Porn and beans aren’t for everyone.
haha…I’ll just take the porn thank you!!
holy typo, Freud-man!
Yes, please.
Hey Heather !
Where the “fuck you” been?
Mick: Computerless at home. Cursing Japan. You know, the usual. “FYT!”
Are you mooching computers ?
If that were the case, I could probably swing one that works for more than 4 months at a time. But no. I prefer to spend my money on “things that are useless” and “hookers.”
When I saw the upper quarter of the picture, I wondered, but then I realized the “thighs” were concave. That kind of threw the image.
Cody Logan: Hating on deformed chicks, since 1989
Hey, a man’s got to have something to live for.
wasn’t a typo..that’s the id I had to create on Avatar..but I don’t think I have to use it!
thanks for telling me about it!
Was my typo.
I said “Porn and beans aren’t for everyone.”, when I meant “pork”.
You called me out on it. Or you thought I meant it that way.
Clearly, porn and beans is suitable for the masses.
I thought you meant it that way..hahaha…good one!
OK.
I just noticed that they airbrushed the outer edges of the black triangular section at the top of the stem.
This gives the impression of shading in crevasses or razor stubble.
The photographer is actually imposing a sublime image instead of it all being up to simple reaction
I thought it was just shadows and jpg aliasing (from poor quality images)
It sure looks intentional to me.
But really, who gives a fuck
You simply can’t help thinking of anything else, even if you got the mind of a saint!
:)