Vagina Power vs. Gay Boys
♫ They’ll suck a dick up
til they hiccup
for a fee ♪
-Alexyss K Tylor
Warning to Gay Boys
It’s long, but it’s worth it. She gets more outrageous as she goes. I especially love how she tries to be erudite, between her fits of “goddamn!” and various ghettoness. If this were a skit, I’d likely be offended. Somehow, her earnestness makes it okay. Check our her website, YouTube, and MySpace. Or just give her a call.
I want her to be my new best friend.
Addendum: This one is even better. I wish I’d seen it first. 03:50 - 04:05 nearly killed me.
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knock knock, I’ve been a LONG time fan (6 months) of Vagina Power tv as evidenced by her standing in my youtube’s fave list, and also her mom is the real star of the show (she’s the one with this: 0_o on her face)
Her earnestness makes things ok, but your racism is wrong, evil and wrong! :)
Kevin
1 May 08 at 10:28 pm
I’ve peeked through your youtube faves before, but I never noticed this on there before. How could you have not shared this with me??
That’s her mom? Wow. You’re right, she’s the real star. She soooo doesn’t want any part of this.
The Bagel of Everything
1 May 08 at 10:32 pm
Never before have I laughed so hard and not wanted to have sex at the same time.
micky2
1 May 08 at 10:46 pm
Lulz
I edited in a link to the address and phone number from her website’s whois. I’m betting that’s her real number.
Soy and I were discussing where she was from. I thought she sounded like she was from Baltimore, he said Atlanta.
He was right.
The Bagel of Everything
1 May 08 at 10:58 pm
Hahahahahahah…omg…..that is some funny shit…are your sure it’s not a skit?… I think Alexyss knows way to much about dicks and assholes…first hand experience kind of “know”…..in fact, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if she’s hiding behind closed doors right now with a dick shoved up her ass and one down her throat…of course no man would want to go near her so, the dick would have to come from the strap on her fellow monster truck girlfriend is wearing..
Freddy
2 May 08 at 3:33 am
I love youtube! If I was dictator of the world it would be mandatory for all crazy people to have an account.
Marc
2 May 08 at 4:43 am
lol… I love how she basically took all that time to say this: there are gay boys who’ll suck a dick for a Krystal Snack. Oh, and that there are old men with bowel iincontinence.
What’s even more funny is that the title of the clip is “Warning to Gay Boys”, but I never actually heard a warning, just a bunch of talk about dicks, sucking, assholes and Krystal Snacks. I’d really like to have a Krystal Snack right now, but Krystal doesn’t open for another 4 hours. Thanks a lot, Alexyss K. Taylor!
Soylent-Ape
2 May 08 at 5:14 am
I can suck dick for a samwich unless you want to put it in my mouf then that would warrant some krystal snacks.
The thing I got out of it was the health issue and that maybe, just maybe, if I get a dick shoved up my ass if may solve my constipation problem. I’ll take the hong kong please.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:45 am
damn, i mean king kong.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:45 am
Listen, who wouldn’t suck a dick fo some money? Haters.
Love Bites
2 May 08 at 8:12 am
Also a longtime fan of Vagina Power lady. If “longtime” in internet years equals “one year,” and I’m thinking it does.
The 'Goose
2 May 08 at 8:54 am
Freddy: You could be right. She confesses to lesbian experiences in her other videos.
Marc: Hells yeah!
Soy: Krystal’s is way better than any stupid White Castle. And by way better, I mean closer.
Cappy: I would edit your comment for you, but I rather like the idea of you taking all of Hong Kong up the butt pussy.
LB: Exfuckinzactly!
Goose: One internet year is damn near infinity. VAGINA POWER!
Hey kids! This one is even funnier. I wish I’d seen it first. 03:50 - 04:05 nearly killed me.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 9:39 am
Don’t forget about the Penis Power. I’m requesting that Alexyss be the speaker at my funeral. I want her in a full habit. Talking aboout my dead penis. I mean, she could speak at my funeral. Ouch.
keywork.
2 May 08 at 9:55 am
She’d yank off yo’ Pampers an’ stick her angry black dick all up in ya’ll assho’.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 10:10 am
It’s not like she has a choice.
The 'Goose
2 May 08 at 10:18 am
Its amazing what people choose to do with their lives.
What do you do for a living?
“Well I…
“Shit be fawllin out deh ass”
micky2
2 May 08 at 10:31 am
Yeah that’s totally her mom on the left. She drags that poor woman into the craziest convos. Also check out her rank on the power of Black Pussy.
Kevin
2 May 08 at 11:11 am
Remember the other day when I was bitching about wordpress.com?
Forget it. They’ve just reminded me why I love them so much.
They put this bullshit on the front page.
Check it, it might still be there: http://wordpress.com/
If you don’t see it, refresh a few times. They cycle.
Also, it tops the health category…with a blurb! lulz
http://news.wordpress.com/category/health/ <—srsly, you gotta see this one.
If it ain’t there no more, try these screencaps: front page, health.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 11:44 am
When you look at all the ones under you it makes it a fuckin riot.
Specially the guy who gives updates on his colonoscopy and the one on the bottom who finds it necessary to tell the color of her sweats..
I mean, your shit is interesting. most of the others, who really reads this shit?
micky2
2 May 08 at 12:45 pm
That has soooo made my Friday.
Love Bites
2 May 08 at 12:52 pm
The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong
She gets on my fucking nerves. Good lord. At least I can turn her off.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 1:19 pm
thank g-d i’ve never met an average man.
i must be attracting the right type. i’d laugh at 4 or 5 inches.
xo,
WDL
wdl
2 May 08 at 3:43 pm
What I find ironic is that this is supposed to be a health issue.
I would be more worried about this broads mental health. Her fixation on the “black asshole” is a little concerning.
And then theres the health of that 600-700 lb walrus of a mother that she should be takin for a walk instead of yappin about deh ass.
micky2
2 May 08 at 4:21 pm
what is the walrus holding in her hand? and a large dick in a small pussy is a health issue unless you’re sticking it up deh ass then it’s considered mental health.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 4:50 pm
I think its a little chalk board in case she had to draw a diagram or instructional art
micky2
2 May 08 at 5:13 pm
Forget Rev. Wright and Hagee, this crazy bitch is my “spiritual advisor.”
Cap: Hahahaha…4-5 inches…hahaha. Girl you’ve been getting the wrong guys. Seriously I’m no size queen but if some guy pulled down his pants to reveal 4-5 inches I’d just laugh.
Marc
2 May 08 at 5:13 pm
Marc, I’m telling you it’s a statistic.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:21 pm
In that case I’ll stick with “truthiness,” who needs statistics.
Marc
2 May 08 at 5:33 pm
OK, so I should of done my homework before I opened my big trap. I just wanted to make bagel feel better. so the average is 5-6 inches not 4-5 inches. All I know is that I’m not deprived.
ABout.com. says. And the news is that, despite the massive members showcased in X-rated flicks, studies published in medical journals indicate that the average guy measures 5.1-5.7 inches when erect and 3.4-3.7 inches when not.
this is from netdoctor
We’ve talked about the length of the penis in its ordinary non-erect state, but how long should it be when it’s erect?
Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.
The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.
The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.
This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).
So you can see that even if a man has got a ’small’ penis, he’s got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be ‘better equipped’ in the shower room.
dr andrea says.
That having been said, the average penis is 3 to 4 inches long when flaccid and somewhat more than 6 inches in erection. Its diameter in the relaxed state is about 1-1/4 inches, and this increases another ¼ inch during erection (Katchadourian and Lunde).
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:40 pm
why is that so big. what the fuck.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:40 pm
well marc maybe I should be the judge of that.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 5:41 pm
Cap I was only kidding around, didn’t mean for you to take it as a personal attack or anything. 4-5 did sound small to me though 5-7 makes more sense to me.
Marc
2 May 08 at 6:04 pm
You have to check this video out. It’s of a question someone asked McCain at a townhall meeting. The reaction of everyone in the room is priceless.
Marc
2 May 08 at 6:07 pm
no personal attacks ever here unless you call me stupid then I’ll rip your dick off. But I got my original info from my daughters my space and was bored one day so I copy and pasted this as a post.
so when I was questioned I did my own research.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:11 pm
Micky: Yeah, that was totally why I laughed my ass off :)
Cappy: I’ve heard that as well. I used to have a friend-with-benefits so massive that he once bruised my cervix. I don’t think there’s the same kind of limits for the backdoor, tho.
WDL: Slut.
Marc: Nice vid! Were I not too lazy to log out, I’d change my name to The Cunt of Everything.
I’ve heard it said that c-u-n-t is one of the most offensive and degrading words you can say to a woman. I don’t get it. It doesn’t make me feel bad at all.
Welcome to RR! I’ve not see you around these parts before.
Show him around, will you kids?
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 6:18 pm
I use to hate the word pussy just as bad as cunt but I’ve become so tainted since the summer of 2007 when I was introduced to the world of blogging.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:26 pm
See you, Auntie!
(say it aloud)
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 6:27 pm
or should I say the summer of 1980 something when sex, drugs and rock n roll was just a mere reflection of my inner being.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:32 pm
AUNTIE
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:32 pm
marc, I want to see your penis.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:33 pm
Yes, penis!
I knew I chose you as ambassawhore for a reason.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 6:34 pm
and if he passes the test we can make a house call.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:40 pm
why cause I’m a whore?
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:40 pm
or because I like tits and penis
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:41 pm
and no fuel charge for the drive if it’s above a certain measurement
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:42 pm
Thanks Bagel, I know I’ll fit in perfectly after seeing this . It made me lol.
Cap: Ok, but I want a sammich or krystal snack afterwards.
Marc
2 May 08 at 6:43 pm
if you aks nicely you can get the krystal snack before hand and then you can fuck me deh ass.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:46 pm
you are a sick bitch and I love you
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:50 pm
Marc: pfft! that’s nothin!
How did you find our den of hypocrisy?
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 6:51 pm
who’s marc, is he not a regular?
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:54 pm
Oh yeah, I should probably point out the term ‘firecrotch’ could be applied to me.
I know she’s on a stage but you don’t actually think there are people in that room with her do you? I mean apart from the walrus. Unless its a bunch of hipster who think the whole show is performance art.
Anyway, can I have my krystal snack? pretty please?
Marc
2 May 08 at 6:54 pm
that’s fucked up and I laughed my ass off.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 6:55 pm
Here is your Free Krystal Snack.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 6:59 pm
Ya know it’s funny, seeing those poor dead animals does make me sadder than the holocaust does.
No cap, I’m not a regular but I’m definitely becoming one now.
Bagel: I found it through a pretty convoluted chain of events. I discovered the QRmag website a little while back, which I guess is Kevin’s magazine or something, and I found his blog through that where I’ve been lurking for a while cause how can you not like hug-killing a jew and through his website I found RR. I love the internets,instead of writing papers like I should be, I somehow manage to find this “den of hypocrisy”. Although I think den of filth probably would be more accurate.
Marc
2 May 08 at 7:05 pm
QR magazine rocks.
Kevin’s been writing for us since we were still in Pampers — way before the bottom of our asses done fell out.
Stick around, you’ll find we are all filthy hypocrites.
I think people have mistaken you for a regular named Mark. Else you’d have gotten a welcome much earlier.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 7:10 pm
my krystals are better
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:11 pm
Your krystals are good, but mine have layers, man. Layers.
Whichever, they’re both gunna fuck up yo’ teeth.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 7:14 pm
well Marc, one who hangs well, in order to become a regular you need to prove your penile magnitude.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:17 pm
yours could fuck me up the ass.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:18 pm
Perhaps our calendar of nakie male bloggers should be explained to him?
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 7:19 pm
oh yes, and it seems that marc is special so he may warrant a video.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:20 pm
a long video
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:21 pm
You both can keep your krystals, Tina’s got mine.
“calendar of nakie male bloggers”, I’m listening…
Marc
2 May 08 at 7:44 pm
Hey, Marc! Welcome to Ration Reality. Come back whenever you like.
Soylent-Ape
2 May 08 at 7:57 pm
As long as you show us your penis
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 7:59 pm
Soylent: Thanks. I’ll definitely be coming back.
Cap: Wow, you’re just like every pervy old gay guy at every gay bar I’ve ever been to. Under that (I’m assuming female) exterior, beats the heart of a 58yr old gay man with bowel incontinence from all the gay boys he’s gotten to ream him. Alexyss K. Tylor warned me about your kind. You did gimme a krystal snack though, so if you wait till I get home I may just grant you your wish.
Marc
2 May 08 at 8:28 pm
what the fuck, you’re 58?
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 8:48 pm
No I’m 19. I was saying you’re like every 58yr old gay man at every gay bar I’ve ever been to, with your constant need to see my penis.
Marc
2 May 08 at 8:52 pm
19? So then you’re gay?
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 8:56 pm
bagel, what is it with you blog that attracts all the gay men? oh well show me your penis anyway.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 8:58 pm
and I’m not fucking 58 either.
capricorn1966
2 May 08 at 9:16 pm
OMG 19. That’s barely legal. Gimme!
Forget Alexyss, I want Marc to be my new bff.
Cappy: I have no idea. Perhaps they can smell my fetish.
How old is that son of yours now?
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 9:27 pm
Cap: I wasn’t saying you are 58, I was saying under that female exterior of yours (i.e. the real you, whatever age that may be) beats the heart of a 58yr old gay man with a constant need to see my penis. The age was arbitrary except to draw a parallel between the nasty old gay guys after young dick Alexyss was talking about and your constant need to see my dick.
Bagel: I’ve only been 19 for a week, so it’s practically like I’m 18, if that makes it even more fun for you.
On a completely unrelated note, look at this , Jim Carrey has total gayface and what did they do to Ewan Mcregor. They’re on set for a new gay love story movie set in prison. In fucking prison! A gay love story, set in fucking prison, starring Jim fucking Carrey! Who the fuck greenlights this shit?
Marc
2 May 08 at 9:42 pm
Don’t mind Cappy. She enjoys being difficult.
As much as I’d like Jim Carrey to be someone’s dog boy, I’d pay $8 to not have to see him nude.
Have you seen Das Experiment? It stars my boyfriend, Moritz Bleibtreu, as a journalist in prison. Full frontal Germans FTW!
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 9:50 pm
No, but I’m definitely gonna go see it now. I love me some Germans. So hot! . Maybe eugenics isn’t such a bad idea after all. And tell your boyfriend he can call me anytime. I may have to steal him away from you.
Marc
2 May 08 at 9:59 pm
I agree, Germans are hot.
You can borrow Moritz anytime… just clean him up before you send him back. And don’t break him — I’ll not be changing his Pampers.
The Bagel of Everything
2 May 08 at 10:04 pm
Germans? No thanks. I had a girl try to turn me on with some German words. It was not attractive.
And while on the topic of being barely legal, I just turned 19 last month. (Woot).
I’ll have to check this vid out as soon as I get my PC up and running.
Yep. PC. Mac can go earn some Krystal Snacks.
Noble
3 May 08 at 12:31 am
Oh Marc, young Mr. Marc, you have so much to learn and being a preschool teacher who best to teach to you. Come to me baby.
Although there are many things that I don’t understand and confuse me, you’ll get to know that when this happens my response will be, while squinting my eyes, “huh, confused please explain,” so unless you see these words there’s no need to explain everything to me. I knew what you meant and I knew that you weren’t 58 and I knew that you didn’t think I was 58. I was fucking you, I mean with you. So you can either ignore me or play along with fun.
So welcome.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:04 am
your German link did not come up, please share again.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:05 am
bagel you’ll have to leave my son alone for 7 months. Do you think you can wait?
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:18 am
OMG I’m including this in my next post.
http://www.stuffwhitedbagslike.wordpress.com
chunque
3 May 08 at 9:39 am
what? The post itself or the conversation?
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 10:32 am
Noble: German men are exactly as hot as German women aren’t.
Chunque: Have at it.
Cappy: I think s/he meant my general awesomeness.
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 11:48 am
Jaba the Hut was awesome
micky2
3 May 08 at 2:21 pm
We should start a dating service.
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 2:43 pm
Noble: I agree that German is a fucking ugly language, but who cares, the guys are hot.
Cap: I’ll have you know I have a mental age of six, placing me firmly in first grade, not preschool, thank you very much. But it warms my heart to know a preschool teacher frequents a place like this. It’s like Sophomore year in high school when I discovered my English teacher had done gay porn. I still have a copy, I think I’ll go watch it. That’s right Mr. Kelly, you take that big dick, that’s your punishment for giving me homework.
Micky: Jabba the Hut was awesome but Boba Fett was awesomerererererer
Marc
3 May 08 at 3:11 pm
A dating service ?
Shit.
What are you gonna stock the shelves with?
Couple of queers and a MILF ?
micky2
3 May 08 at 3:19 pm
Those are the display models. Hands off!
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 3:40 pm
And we all know the displays are never like the actual product.
One legged bitch with a full mastectomy is more like it.
Fuck it. For an extra buck we’ll throw in a lobotomy.
micky2
3 May 08 at 3:58 pm
And don’t forget me, Mick, I’m a GILF remember.
Marc, I no longer teach, I left my job in Feb due to the change in directors a year ago. See my mental state is not up to par either and when she started to enforce the rules I didn’t have to follow for seven years, I couldn’t handle it so I quit.
I’m thinking about teaching first grade. What do you think?
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 4:23 pm
jabba the hut and boba fett. I was feeling stupid not knowing what this was so I looked it up. Not a big fan of star wars but this is the most awesomeness ever.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 4:42 pm
Cap, thinking of moving on up in the world, huh? At the rate your going, you may actually become a third grade teacher before retirement. Just try not to overwork yourself.
I say go for it, then you could teach me too. And I could totally play “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” again. Except first graders probably don’t even have the 4-5 inches we were talking about earlier so maybe we could get this guy to be part of the class too?
Marc
3 May 08 at 5:11 pm
It’s called show n tell and if that what you got to show remember not to be absent that day.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 5:17 pm
thanks for the edit mommy
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 5:18 pm
I had such a crush on Sarah Michelle Gellar back in my misguided bi days when I was 12 or 13. “I’ll stake you Buffy!” And by stake I mean stick my penis in you. Ha ha ha, I’m so witty.
Damn you, Cap, for finding my weakness. Now I have to take some tina and go on a three day cock binge to wash the traces of hetero away.
Marc
3 May 08 at 5:20 pm
He he he… I so had a fetish for buffy. I mean feetish. I was obsessed. I had dreams of being her. I wanted to be a vampire slayer when I grow up. She was my hero and I wanted to stake her, too.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 5:29 pm
on your three journey stop by here and you can relive those misguided bi days. I have a strap on I think you can handle.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 5:31 pm
Ok, but not until I’m in your class, then you can peg me all you want. I always wanted to get it on with one of my teachers. Oh, Mr. Kelly, why, oh why did you never take advantage of me? And I should probably warn you, there’s a 100% probability that you will get the aids. That’s why the Christian right fears us so much, we have two superpowers: giving the gayds and causing hurricanes.
I can hear the newscasters now: “Another shocking teacher-student sex scandal today as first grade teacher Cappy is found to have been pegging an unidentified 19 year old gay first grader. If ever there was a time for one of those gay hurricanes, now is it.”
Marc
3 May 08 at 6:14 pm
I like scandals. I like drama. It would be so big that they would call it the gay tsunami. we’d make history
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 6:33 pm
I love the “King Kong Dick” and pampers!!!!
nearlynormalized
3 May 08 at 7:02 pm
Grüße, Noble! Wie geht’s Ihnen? Danke für Besuchen!
I actually had a very attractive German ex-girlfriend, but she had a personality as harsh as her native tongue. Bagel is all into this horse-faced German actor named Moritz Bleibtreu. He showed his butt in this movie a few times.
@ Micky: Buyer Beware.
@ Marc: Gay? Teenaged? If you tell us you’re Asian, Bagel might explode! That’s the trifecta.
Capricorn: We should be so lucky as to have you molding the young minds that are our future.
Soylent-Ape
3 May 08 at 7:06 pm
Soylent: I’m not Asian, but I fucked one last week, does that count?
Marc
3 May 08 at 7:11 pm
soy, you would be happy to know that when we had a lemonade stand in our classroom, margaritas and wieners were two of the items listed on the front of the chalkboard. swear to god.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 7:33 pm
Rawr!
(^_^)
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 7:39 pm
we were teaching science and math. How many jiggers does it take to make one margarita and if you stuck a wiener in your ass would the impact cause it to break.
Oh we also taught them manners.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:05 pm
Cap.
BUFFY ?
Gimme a fuckin break. Thats like Marcia Brady trying to act like Wesley Snipes.
Shit if you’re gonna watch that kinda bubble gum crap at least watch Charmed. at least the chicks look like they fucked once in their life. Alyssa Milano is fuckin A hot.
Sarah Michelle is about as plain as a bitch can get.
Will the impact from a dick in your ass cause a jigger to break ?
Only if you stick the jigger in yer ass first.
micky2
3 May 08 at 8:38 pm
don’t bad mouth my hero and charmed is next on the list. it’s in my email. when I’m not slaying vampires I conjuring up potions and spells.
capricorn1966
3 May 08 at 8:51 pm
The only potion you conjure up is that shit running down yer leg.
Vampires simply eat you out when yer on the rag
micky2
3 May 08 at 9:12 pm
Scrawny, dark-haired Jewish chicks are a sure-fire way to get Soylent Ape’s attention. (Which is funny, because I’m generally not into bones.) There’s just something about women like Gellar and Mia Kirschner that puts a little steam under my collar. Hey, we all have our own tastes…
Soylent-Ape
3 May 08 at 9:33 pm
And flavors.
micky2
3 May 08 at 9:37 pm
Wheres cap?
I’m trying to insult her
micky2
3 May 08 at 9:37 pm
She’s one post up, tryin to snag her some strange.
The Bagel of Everything
3 May 08 at 9:43 pm
Good luck, Cap! Use the trust you establish as an authority figure.
Soylent-Ape
4 May 08 at 6:14 am
Honey at 19? I don’t need trust, I’ll strap that boy to a chair and do things to him that he could only dream Mr Kelly could so.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 6:50 am
Soy, don’t knock it, that’s hot.
My daughter and her friends would come in at night and i would be sitting on the couch in awe and they would make fun of me.
Mick that shit running down my leg is a sign of complete divine pleasure probably something you know nothing about.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 7:12 am
Cap.
I shit down my leg once. The pleasure was not that divine. I ruined a 200.00 pair of shoes and cleared the room.
micky2
4 May 08 at 9:40 am
mick for some god forsaken reason, I believe you.
That happened to me but I was in my basement doing laundry. WARNING: do not take a stool softener while taking methyl cellulose (soluble fiber)
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 9:49 am
micky, you left off “…and then I sold the shoes for a quarter bag”
The Bagel of Everything
4 May 08 at 9:50 am
The runny shit was cuz of coke cut with manitol.
I was going to my girlfriends birthday party whom had never seen me in a suit. So I bought one just for her party. We were all standing around gettin ready to leave the party and smokin a spliff, I thought I had a big fart comin on so I broke from the circle and went and stood in a corner and gave the fart (supposed) a little push.
The ultimate wet fart.
micky2
4 May 08 at 10:17 am
diet coke…bwhahahaha…I crack myself the fuck up.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 10:54 am
When I was in college, one of my friends had a bottle of those Xenical diet pills — the ones that make you shit 1/3 of all fat you eat, undigested.
We got high and decided to take 3 each and stuff ourselves at a Chinese buffet. You know, kinda like bulimia, but without all the work.
The bottle warns about ‘anal leakage’ for a reason.
I didn’t even need to fart.
The Bagel of Everything
4 May 08 at 11:03 am
Shoulda seen the room full of guys laughing at me.
Typo error. We were getting ready to leave “FOR” the party. We were all in our office.
Everyone heard me scream AWWW FUCK !!
Luckly there was a clothing store right across the street.
Bagel would of loved that neigborhood. Downtown San Diego late 70s.
Hos, pimps, trannies, arcades, rose cheeked boot camps everywhere, tattoo parlours, 2 titty bars on every block, YMCA in the middle of it all
I sold all the coke for a 5 block radius.
Good times
micky2
4 May 08 at 11:16 am
well if shtting your pants in front of all your friends at the office is good times then more power to you.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:00 pm
Cap;
“Mick that shit running down my leg is a sign of complete divine pleasure probably something you know nothing about.”
Looks like you got all the power babe !
micky2
4 May 08 at 12:03 pm
mine is not shit. It’s from all the fucking i did that night. And when Bagel caresses my tits.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:11 pm
Well fuckhead, ya shoulda cleared that up about an hour ago.
micky2
4 May 08 at 12:40 pm
well dickhead, you’re the one that said that the only potion I could make will be running down my leg and any potion I know of is not brown.
I think you’re confused this time.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 12:55 pm
You said shit, and shit is brown. In yer case it would be green or yellow. So who the fuck knows which goddam hole it was cumin out of ?
You could blow yer fuckin nose and it would all be the same.
I’m not confused at all bitch.
Do I have to walk your ADDS dickslexic ass through this whole fuckin thing from the very fuckin beggining where you called your supposed own cum “shit” ?
micky2
4 May 08 at 2:45 pm
yes I do.
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 7:15 pm
The smoker you are the drinker you get?
micky2
4 May 08 at 8:57 pm
huh?
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 9:01 pm
I’m smokin? Hot?
capricorn1966
4 May 08 at 9:03 pm
You said “yes I do”
What I said was on the same level of idiocy. I thought you would get it.
Shit, you cant even come down to your own level of stupidity.
That just means that by the time yer done reading this you’ll be dumber than when you started.
micky2
4 May 08 at 11:51 pm
I’m so fucking suburban I need subtitles.
Sue Doe-Nim
5 May 08 at 11:16 pm
Then you’ve come to the right place, Sue!
This should help: A suburban housewife’s guide to mid-90’s gangsta rap music
The Bagel of Everything
5 May 08 at 11:29 pm