Ain’t that sweet!
I was surfing the net for a birthday gift for The Nephew of Everything. I found this poster
I’m going to buy the poster and put the words on the matting.
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hmm?
Don’t worry it’ll only hurt for a second.
capricorn1966
26 Apr 08 at 2:25 pm
please be gentle.
capricorn1966
26 Apr 08 at 2:33 pm
Was it cuz of the Lychee sauce ?
micky2
26 Apr 08 at 2:47 pm
I’ll recover.
I’m fortunate there were no rainbows or butterflies. It would be like a WMD of cuteness.
The Bagel of Everything
26 Apr 08 at 4:33 pm
Like a pussy cornucopia ?
micky2
26 Apr 08 at 5:29 pm
a pussy cornucopia OF DOOM!
The Bagel of Everything
26 Apr 08 at 5:51 pm
There should be another poster that says…”Twenty seconds later” ……with lots of blood
Freddy
26 Apr 08 at 8:11 pm
I can only vote once for soma? it won’t let me vote. what the fuck kind of contest is that?
capricorn1966
26 Apr 08 at 10:19 pm
come on freddy, you could give it more then 20 seconds. I did.
capricorn1966
26 Apr 08 at 10:21 pm
I know, right?! Stupid democracy!
Don’t fret…voting ends soon.
He says Sunday 8am, but I forget what timezone he be in.
The Bagel of Everything
27 Apr 08 at 7:11 am
Horses of any sort are not known to get on with cats. Just an observation.
Hey, where’s the rainbow? Anytime you depict a horse with wings, a horn, or both, there must be a rainbow. IT’S THE LAW! I have to report this to the FBI’s Mythical Creatures Depiction Task Force.
Soylent Ape
27 Apr 08 at 7:55 am
What’s up with unicorns’ horns, anyway? Is it purely ornamental, or do they gore each other with them?
Soylent-Ape
28 Apr 08 at 5:51 am
Depends what book you’re reading. Some of the gritter unicorn books (Yes, gritty fuckin’ unicorn books) have some pretty nasty uses for those horns. Disembowlments, dismemberments, impalements and various skewerings abound galore.
Then there’s, y’know, the ‘magical, fairy, rainbow-pixie, feather-kitten puppy-dust’ shit.
Check through any random swords and sorcery/fantasy type publisher. Forgotten Realms, Wizards of the Coast, TOR, Bellatine, Del Ray, etc.
Oh, and that poster makes me want to drown the kitten, and turn the horse into a shit load of glue.
Noble
28 Apr 08 at 9:29 am
Horray for getting it!
The only book I ever liked that had unicorns in it was The Burning City by Larry Niven.
It’s an awesome read.
The Bagel of Everything
28 Apr 08 at 9:32 am
Three seconds later, everyone discovers that unicorns are carnivores.
Cody
28 Apr 08 at 7:39 pm
I don’t trust horses as it is, let alone one with a fucking horn!
Soylent-Ape
29 Apr 08 at 8:15 am
Silly Cody! Everyone knows unicorns are carnivores!
Soy’s dog even hates horses.
The Bagel of Everything
29 Apr 08 at 1:39 pm
Its the horny horses ya gotta watch out for.
Anyone been to TJ ?
Unicorns could of actually existed at one time, think about it.
The horn on a Rhino is actually just a really big hair. And then we have these mutant rabbits called Jackelopes whos horns are actually diseased mutant bone growth.
http://banyancollege.org/scriblerus/images/files/jackelope.jpg
Maybe during Europes mythological period there were just a few of these kinds of mutations in horse or ponys that finally bred them selves out ?
Does anyone give a fuck ?
micky2
29 Apr 08 at 2:52 pm
Rob Zombie is known for horrific CD & movie titles such as The Sinister Urge, Dragula, and House of 1,000 Corpses, but the most horrific is his CD Educated Horses.
That’s my nightmare.
The Bagel of Everything
1 May 08 at 6:25 pm