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The Pop-Up Kama Sutra

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The Pop-Up Kama Sutra: Six Paper-Engineered Variations

What do you get when you combine the classic, almost 2,000-year-old Indian treatise on the art of love with the most up-to-date paper-engineering techniques?

The Pop Up Kama Sutra!

This lively distillation of the world’s most famous sex guide features choice excerpts from the original text, translated in 1883 by the renowned explorer Sir Richard Burton, and is illustrated with vintage color plates from India. Best of all, six incredible pop-ups present the Kama Sutra’s most interesting, instructive, and wildly acrobatic positions in three dimensions. More Bollywood than museum piece, this fun gift book adds a new dimension to the literature of lust and romance.

Yeah, whatever, reviewer guy. IT’S FREAKING POPUP PORN! I need this.


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Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 15, 2008 at 10:29 am

19 Responses to 'The Pop-Up Kama Sutra'

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  1. Great stuff, before long you won’t even need a imagination……….

    jringo

    15 Apr 08 at 10:57 am

  2. What are you supposed to do when the pages get stuck together ?

    micky2

    15 Apr 08 at 11:15 am

  3. JR: You mean, like…people will really be having the sex? Wow! The future will be awesome!

    micky: You buy another copy. That’s how they get you

  4. Maybe I could get a free one by telling them someone used too much glue.
    Ooh, that gave me an idea.
    Pump action pop ups, or battery powerd with a remote.
    DVDs will soon be a thing of the past.

    micky2

    15 Apr 08 at 11:29 am

  5. Yeah. I’m going to need one of those, please.

    The 'Goose

    15 Apr 08 at 11:51 am

  6. Watch out for paper cuts in your taint

    Kevin

    15 Apr 08 at 2:14 pm

  7. Too late. Anyone have bandaids?

    keywork.

    15 Apr 08 at 2:44 pm

  8. I have Neosporin. I spell it with a Y, though. Also, two Ns and an extra E at the end. “Neosporynne.” Of course, I buy it at a medieval apothecary. That probably explains it.

    The 'Goose

    15 Apr 08 at 3:57 pm

  9. I heard that mongoose entrails make good condomns

    micky2

    15 Apr 08 at 4:18 pm

  10. Wait…are you boys sure you’re reading the popup kama surta, and not penis pokey?

  11. Who said anything about ‘reading’?

    keywork.

    15 Apr 08 at 5:45 pm

  12. Would it be weird if I send one to each of my exes??
    Nah! Their new chumps would thank me!

    Bee

    15 Apr 08 at 8:20 pm

  13. I am so running to Borders to find this….and Penis Pokey if they have it!

    There’s a video on Amazon for another pop up sex book…looks pretty awesome…here’s the link:

    http://www.amazon.com/Pop-up-Book-Sex-Melcher-Media/dp/0061129747/ref=pd_bxgy_b_img_b

    Freddy

    16 Apr 08 at 1:05 am

  14. Seriously, isn’t this a little bit low tech? Shouldn’t we be moving on to holograms or something.

    LOL Heathen

    16 Apr 08 at 2:03 am

  15. now those are some cookies I want to eat! One piece at a time!

    Freddy

    17 Apr 08 at 1:47 am

  16. Mark

    17 Apr 08 at 8:07 am

  17. And I thought my day was going to be lame. I have to go to Borders and buy “How to Heal Your Rotator Cuff.”

    “Great stuff, before long you won’t even need a imagination……….”

    Come to Washington. You’ll get a glimpse of the future.

    Stiletto

    18 Apr 08 at 12:13 pm

  18. Been there, Stil.
    DC is not only the capitol of these united states, but also the capitol of suggestive architecture.
    Tell me old Abe doesn’t look clit-o-rific sitting there in his monument.

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