- Things that make the Little House on the Prairie family cry
- Amazing intra-office communiques
- Soups that Gene Simmons’ nipple hair has been found in
- Animated Gif’s Soylent Ape has fapped to
- Apples I could have eaten, had I been hungry
- Reasons lemmings hate America
- Pictures of ugly people Kevin has tricked me into looking at
- 800 Cellular telephones weighing under 2 pounds, in no particular order
- White males who enjoy tapwater
- Things to think about while masturbating
- Jewish men who love/hate their mothers
- Ways in which RationReality.com has sold out
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LOL…awesome…..
Omg…I just thought there was bug on my screen….hehehe…must be from Gene’s crotch….
I am deeply honored but you left one out: Things That Make Bagel Horny.
I ALMOST swatted at the bug, until I noticed I could run my cursor over it. Damn you bagel!!
Welcome to the dark side, o! jumper of sharks.
Freddy, Kevin: Web1.0 strikes back!
KW: Noooo…that’s a very useful list! Today’s #1: Bathtime fun with a man, his hand & his cock. (it’s totally work safe, you should click it)
goose: pfft! We were doing lists when you were still playing with that tingling mystery in your diaper.
http://rationreality.com/category/list/
I tease because I love. Pfffffffft!
Plus, my lists are boring-er.
Bagel: Whatevs. It’s only useful to you.
I just want to ask. Is there a bug on your screen too. I keep swatting at it but it won’t go away.
Quickly! What’s this a picture of?
http://i31.tinypic.com/5aja06.jpg
(hint: it taint what you think)
get the fucking bug off the screen.
or no more masturbating for you, Missy.
Creepy…
How did you know my name is Missy?
oh, wait…you were prolly just patronizing me.
I don’t show just any girl my boobs without knowing her name first.
if you tell me your last name you can lick me.
And now, for those who didn’t know, Bagel=Missy.
Cappy: I wanna see what I’m licking first.
Key: It don’t matter. Strangers never read this far into the comments. This would prolly be a good place to store your vital information.
Or not. Wait, I think I’ve actually done that before. Looking before you lick? My how you’ve changed.
Jewish men who love/hate their mothers –That would be a long, long list. Oh, hi, mom!
Things That Make Bagel Horny–Believe it or not, that’s an even longer list.
I squashed that bug with my cursor, now I have to clean all the zeros and ones off my screen.
I wouldn’t think anything less from you, Bagel.
Bagel would you consider yourself a nymphomaniac?
No, but I spend all day masturbating to fantasies that I am.
Noone will play my game with me? Meanies!
well it’s not my vagina.
it could be skin of some kind. Looks like some black heads.
hold on let me clear away some of the dust
could be someone’s asshole. It’s definitely skin.
tell me what the fuck is now since I’m the only one that played your game.
I’ll let you lick my breasts.
is it a tornado?
It’s skin. Man skin.
From one of our writers.
tornado was my husband faulty guess. how dumb
I’m not an esthetician for nothing.
What do I win? Cash is always good or a caribbean trip for two.
But you didn’t guess it!
It’s a picture from Scott’s blog. I was scrolling down his frontpage, and got distracted for a few minutes. When I came back, I saw the top half of the april fool’s photo of his face (photoshopped to bring out all the flaws)..the bottom half was off the screen.
I thought it looked rather like a gaping anus and stubbly taint. Do you see it, or is it just me?
Weird how photos of gorgeous people can sometimes be mistaken for goatse, when one is loaded.
Oh, also you win a place on The Blogroll OF DOOM!, but mostly because I kinda forgot to add you a while back.
Gene Simmons asked my aunt out about 25 years ago, but they couldn’t get their schedules to match up, so I cannot confirm the nipple hair thing.
My computer blew up on thursday morning. It was so bad that I didnt think it was fixable and that I was never gonna talk to you guys again. For almost two days I had to reflect on the possibility of not speaking to you guys for God knows how long and it finally brought a tear to my left eye.
And a smile to my face.
In all seriousness I felt naked and lost. It was weird.
Its like coming out in the morning and the bus stop you always hung at and talked to everyone at was gone, and you soon discoverd that you were the last person on earth, its happened to me before.
You guys dont know it but I’m your father, yea, all of you.
“Its like coming out in the morning and the bus stop you always hung at and talked to everyone at was gone, and you soon discoverd that you were the last person on earth”
Jeez, I hate it when that happens! All jokes aside, welcome back, Micky! It’s never the same without you, dad.
OMG MICKY!!
Glad you’re out of jail, pops. It’s been entirely too intelligent around here.
I feel better already.
Incidentally, I’m one white male who loves some tap water.
Also, I’ve eaten a lot of apples, even when I wasn’t hungry.
And if you visited KW, pecker head, you would notice that I was the only one concerned. Because really folks how would we know if some thing happened to any one of us.
Well bagel probably has an alert system that if she doesn’t visit her site within 72 hours an alarm goes off and sends out an emergency post saying that something bad has happened. Like she was roaming the streets and the SPCA picked her up. She fought them and they had to use force with night sticks to get her off of them. when I went to visit her they asked if I knew her because only immediate family was allowed. I responded ever so politely, “I came all the way from PA to make sure her breast were in tact.”
I knew it was a fake bug when it wouldnt die.
Entomo? Or the bug on the screen? Wait, are they the same bug? I’m confused.
Its him.
Hes looking for the comment window.
Bagel got a Blog Emergency Radio from Radio Shack. Comes in handy.
I’ll bet she has receptor implants hooked up to her frontal lobes.
Oh God, I was just picturing Jeri Ryan..
Love your pic Soy! It was all about the planet when I was a kid.
Thanks, Freddy. Bagel and I are huge fans of the Planet of the Apes films, too! Thanks for coming by!
There’s a bug on my screen… but I can’t “sense” it through my faculties. What happens? (wink).
E.
Get a new faculty with some sense.
I hope when you put up a new post that bug goes away because it really does make me ill.
happy?
I want to know how to put a bug on my blog.
A huge fucking 747 so I can watch my wife shoot out of the seat. I’ll be able to know when shes snooping.
She hates the damn things so much it should free up the computer for about 2 or 3 hours
It’s just a picture, sweety.
http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/abug1.gif
If you want it to be bigger, just set the dimensions larger. The base size is 100×75…it should look ok at up to 2x that.
There’s a cooler bug in the cordyceps post
http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/worm.gif
Bagel, I luv ya babe and I know you mean well. But learning to cut and paste was my latest succesful technological endeavor.
You’ve got pictures in several of your posts, so I figured you knew how to get em on there.
Here… do this:
Click to write a new post like you’d normally do. Then look just above the place you’d start typing… find the words “Visual HTML”. Click the one that says “HTML”. Then copy/paste this into the box:
<img src=http://bagelofeverything.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/abug1.gif height=100>
Click “visual” again, and you’re set. Give her a title, maybe some words, and post her up.
If you want the bug larger or smaller, toy with the number (100) until you get it as you want it. 75 would make it look like the one on this post, 150 would make it twice as big. Anything over 150 wouldn’t look realistic at all.
PS: It’s 430am and I can’t go back to sleep. I hate everyone.
“Get a new faculty with some sense.”
I already did that. The ability “to write on the Ration Reality website and do NOT bother with the silly criticism of some members”. (laugh).
E.