Love Carrots
Love Carrots and Other Vegetables is a photo blog about loveable mutant veggies, coupled with clever observations. Proving once more the internet rule: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
Don’t fret, yam-munchers — They got vaginas too …
Get your ass over to Love Carrots and Other Vegetables and tell them they’re bad, wrong people.
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the only thing with these thing are they will rot faster then I can have an orgasm.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 1:58 pm
It’s prolly not a good idea to masturbate with a red pepper, anyway
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 2:04 pm
red peppers and nakedness are voodoo according to micky.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:08 pm
@Bagel: That’s what Micky tells me. Not sure if I believe him.
@Cappy: That’s a common problem with corpses, too, I’m sure.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 2:08 pm
then don’t fuck a corpse.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:11 pm
that wasn’t directly pointed towards you. it was just a thought that came out.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:12 pm
Spotted bananas are the first symptom of a potentially life-threatening FTD.
The 'Goose
9 Apr 08 at 2:15 pm
Bossy, aren’t we?
Those who live with dead boyfriends shouldn’t throw disembodied cocks.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 2:16 pm
Rip her shirt!
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 2:19 pm
rip his pants!
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:23 pm
I’ll tear her shirt off and eat it!
And then I’ll get a bowel obstruction normally seen only in dogs, and my tummy will inflate with gas and I’ll die. This will prompt KW to fuck my stiffened corpse, and when the powerful thrusts of his climax come, my distended abdomen will burst like a rotten meat independence day, showering all you spectators with my fetid awesomeness.
Suddenly, I really really want a potato.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 2:26 pm
You’ve thought this one through a bit, haven’t you?
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 2:27 pm
No.
Did I do good, daddy?
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 2:28 pm
or I could stick my finger down your throat and make you throw up.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:30 pm
if I puke your shirt into a cup, will you eat it?
We could be an internet sensation!
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 2:32 pm
we’ll you tube it and then go on tour.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 2:36 pm
Yes, Bagel, you did good. You guys should youtube it.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 2:39 pm
This website is like the Michael Jordan of NSFW.
Cody
9 Apr 08 at 3:33 pm
They’re just vegetables!
Only in America would raw veggies be considered obscene.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 3:35 pm
It’s because they’re raw.
The 'Goose
9 Apr 08 at 3:37 pm
Well, at least we didn’t get pictures of the other type of ‘raw vegetables’.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 3:43 pm
yeah, or we’d all be in deep shit with the NSFW assholes.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 4:01 pm
That’s just awesome! Nothing better than mutant veggies! I gotta see if they have any good cucumbers!:) hehe
Freddy
9 Apr 08 at 4:12 pm
Fuck cucumbers! Er, I mean…Screw cucumbers!
No, wait…
Forget cucumbers! yeah…
I want me some mutant eggplants.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 4:19 pm
not so smooth
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 4:27 pm
green squash, it will have the tickling effect, smooth yet unrefined
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 4:35 pm
Right now, kids are starving in India…
Hairy, Soylent Ape
9 Apr 08 at 4:53 pm
And Americans are fucking vegetables. Figures.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 4:54 pm
We’ve had 42 incoming searches today for dog sex
I’m not sure how I feel about that.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 5:04 pm
Mutant eggplants would be scary..I’d have nightmares…
Freddy
9 Apr 08 at 5:10 pm
Bagel doesn’t scare easy. Re: wide-set vagina. I think she got it from her momma.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 5:12 pm
Nope, from my daddy, when I was 2.
Remember that valentine’s day, KW?
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 5:33 pm
Oh, yeah, wait….no. Stupid ether. But apparently it fucked you up for life, so don’t ever say I never did nothin fer ya.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 5:36 pm
who wants to fuck vegetables anyway.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 5:50 pm
Terry Schiavo’s husband, for one Capricorn.
WDL
9 Apr 08 at 5:53 pm
Yeah, he was into that wasn’t he? Pervert.
keywork.
9 Apr 08 at 5:55 pm
Um… I think that was a rhetorical question. But thanks just the same, it’s nice to know, WDL, there are still people out there willing to give back to society. I think we should all go out and fuck a vegetable. It’s gotta be better then a corpse.
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 6:04 pm
and its nutritious!
WDL
9 Apr 08 at 6:43 pm
yum
capricorn1966
9 Apr 08 at 6:52 pm
So, who’s gunna add some protein goodness to this here corncob?
I require a balanced diet.
The Bagel of Everything
9 Apr 08 at 7:50 pm
That is one hyper wank device.
The 'Goose
9 Apr 08 at 8:09 pm
“Dog Sex” and anatomically-suggestive produce: the kind of thinking that made this country great.
Soylent Ape
10 Apr 08 at 12:47 am
Key,
It was a cantloupe, remember ?
One my culinary talents is vegetable carving.
I’ve done some pretty mischevious things with carrots.
Like carv out a huge dick from a huge carrot and then bury it under the lettuce at a salad bar and wait till someone finds it
micky2
10 Apr 08 at 9:03 am
I put my dick in the lettuce at a salad bar. I did not get invited back.
keywork.
10 Apr 08 at 9:08 am
You got tossed ?
micky2
10 Apr 08 at 9:13 am
Once, my salad got tossed by a 38 year old stewardess. But you people already knew that.
keywork.
10 Apr 08 at 9:17 am
Did she want her dressing on the side ?
micky2
10 Apr 08 at 9:21 am
Well, she wanted it one place and let’s just say it went somewhere else. Ca-chow!
keywork.
10 Apr 08 at 9:31 am
“Whatever you do dont get it in my hair”
micky2
10 Apr 08 at 9:37 am
Which means it ends up in the hair. Just like ‘ Exit only’ always sounds like ‘ Put it there, please ‘.
keywork.
10 Apr 08 at 9:39 am
It’s not like they don’t have the same letters.
The 'Goose
10 Apr 08 at 11:09 am
Exactly.
keywork.
10 Apr 08 at 11:34 am
“Whatever you do dont get it in my hair”
I loved “Leaving Las Vegas”
d
10 Apr 08 at 1:38 pm
none of these are as horrifying as the thought of Roseanne Barr’s vaginoplasty.
seohack
11 Apr 08 at 12:19 pm
Suddenly carbs make me want to vomit.
Jenice
13 Apr 08 at 3:27 pm
I made a big pot of vegetable soup last night.
Sadly, none of the veggies looked interesting.
Anyone want some?
The Bagel of Everything
13 Apr 08 at 5:17 pm
Your vegetables are probably soggy and limp. No thanks.
Stiletto
18 Apr 08 at 10:47 am