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Mommy, am I going to hell?

with 15 comments

Alot has changed in the 9 months since ЯR began. I’ll bet most of you don’t even know we used to have our own comic! I’m going to try re-starting the strip. In the mean time, I’m reposting my favorite of the batch. Recaption it or any of our comics…if I like it, I’ll art it up and post it with cred.


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Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 5, 2008 at 11:33 am

15 Responses

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  1. Mommy will probably see her hell the next morning…

    Love the comics! Yes! Keep em cumming!

    Freddy

    April 5, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  2. It’s like looking at a photo of yourself in junior high. Good times, though.

    Soylent Ape

    April 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm

  3. Little girl;
    “mommy my cat is dead ”
    Mother;
    “Here, have drink and we’ll go get a live one this time “

    micky2

    April 6, 2008 at 11:52 am

  4. Little Girl: Mommy am I going to hell?

    Mommy: Of course dear, we all are, but not for a long, long time. In fact, your father is there now and I hope Satan has a pitch fork shoved straight up his ass.

    Freddy

    April 6, 2008 at 3:24 pm

  5. Little Girl: Mommy fluffy won’t wake up.

    Mommy: That’s because the little pussy-bitch drank all of my apple martini. I hope she rots in feline hell. C’mon we’re going to Ben’s Discount Liquor…

    Freddy

    April 6, 2008 at 3:31 pm

  6. Dotty: Mommy, I think Mr. Fluff is dead!

    Dotty’s mom: Awe, honey! It’s not your fault — you just didn’t love him enough.

    (FYI: There have been rumors that Dotty killed the cat)

    The Bagel of Everything

    April 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm

  7. and I’m sure Dotty killed the cat LOL

    Freddy

    April 6, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  8. probably with her easy bake oven…

    Freddy

    April 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  9. I gave my cat mouthwash once.
    He looked like he was possesed for about 1/2 an hour.
    His mouth was like one of those disco foaming bubble machines.

    micky2

    April 6, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  10. Wow, you’re mean.

    The Bagel of Everything

    April 7, 2008 at 9:48 pm

  11. They say it all starts with animals.

    micky2

    April 8, 2008 at 8:29 am

  12. I WANNA a panel depicting a comic book-ish “Ration Realitized” Entomo (= ME).

    E.

    Entomo

    April 8, 2008 at 8:35 am

  13. Ok, Entomo….
    But I gotta work from the skin up. Send me some nudes.

    It’s for art. That makes it ok.

    The Bagel of Everything

    April 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  14. yeah, it’s all fun and games until you send in the nudes and the art never comes back. I think they all get posted in Bagel’s Jack Shack.

    keywork.

    April 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm

  15. Bagel,

    Must take some pics. I’ll ask that to some of my girls.

    E.

    Entomo

    April 11, 2008 at 3:26 am


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