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If this carseats a rockin

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Doll: Hey ya, baby!
Baby: Hi ya, doll!
Doll: Give us a kiss, cutie.
Baby: How’s about we play house, dollface.

Spoiler: Babies learn quickly it’s fun to rock in their carseat, and to look cute by smooching their dollies. It takes a real parent-of-the-year to put the 2 behaviors together. Kinda makes me wish I had kids.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 3, 2008 at 8:07 am

12 Responses to 'If this carseats a rockin'

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  1. Bagel how did you ever get a hold of Micky’s baby videos?

    Freddy

    3 Apr 08 at 11:08 am

  2. Where did that come from? Hilarious! m.

    Mark

    3 Apr 08 at 11:17 am

  3. I saw that before…but I don’t know where. In any case, that baby is getting his sex on.

    Now let’s see if the FBI investigates this post for pedophiles.

    Cody

    3 Apr 08 at 12:53 pm

  4. She was a virgin

    micky2

    3 Apr 08 at 1:46 pm

  5. What I want to know….was there protection being used? That kid looked AWFULLY diaphram-free to me….

    WDL

    3 Apr 08 at 4:08 pm

  6. Does a diaper count as protection?
    I know I damn sure can’t feel anything through mine.

  7. Now I remember. I saw it on The Soup. I love that show. Joel McHale shares my desire to make fun of celebrities just for the heck of it.

    Cody

    3 Apr 08 at 5:22 pm

  8. Try washing it.

    micky2

    3 Apr 08 at 5:54 pm

  9. I saw that video on “the Soup” as well….funny shit man!

    Dirrty fuckers!

    A.

    Stona Lisa

    4 Apr 08 at 8:50 am

  10. It has the comedy central logo on it…isn’t the soup on E!?
    Maybe it was on both

  11. I think it was both. I’m pretty sure The Soup doesn’t have a “What the F#*K?!” segment.

    Cody

    4 Apr 08 at 3:21 pm

  12. I showed my wife the video and she just sat there with her mouth open.
    She actually thought that…

    micky2

    4 Apr 08 at 3:25 pm

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