The Week in Screen Captures
Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….
…THE INTERNETS
mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles
Mousie birth control?
If you enter tags too quickly, you might just see this wordpress easteregg.
Entomo the Insect Man sends the greatest myspace bulletins.
He totally isn’t kidding.
I love him soooo much, I arted this for him:
Long time readers will recognize the characters from our defunct comic strip.
Myspace doesn’t think highly of me.
sexy naked boys has been one of our biggest incoming search referrals for nearly a year. I assumed there would be so much competition, I never bothered checking our status until 5 weeks ago. This post is #4, mother fuckers! (Currently, we’re at #5 — the googles are fickle).
Inspired by that news, I followed another incoming link I’d long taken for granted:
Sexxxy… (in a puke-on-my-shoes kind of way)
See, we’ve got some class! We’re not #1 on Go Ogle anymore, but MSN still loves us.
This is an old one, but I don’t think I ever posted it.
Be wary, gentle reader. The internets are dripping with WTFery.
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Haha fail, my firefox adblock blocked your entire entry!!!
Also, vagina is overrated.
Kevin
March 27, 2008 at 10:33 am
@Kevin: Oh, is it now?
keywork.
March 27, 2008 at 10:41 am
He just hasn’t had it properly prepared.
The Bagel of Everything
March 27, 2008 at 10:43 am
http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/03/are-you-in-a-br.html#more
It’s ok Key, MenStyle says its ok to have mancrushes now. Let’s have a bromance. Show me your cock.
Kevin
March 27, 2008 at 10:44 am
oh! key! You promised me some pictures…
The Bagel of Everything
March 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
I couldn’t comment last night either…
here’s what I wrote (I save it)
LMAO…so much WTFery! I’ll take one Meth Coffee and an order of labradoodles!:)
Whenever I log onto Retail Hell Underground’s Myspace page there are all kinds of crazy ads that appear with many of them placed there based on words from our page like retail, hell, freddy, jason, fire, etc. Some weird shit shows up. I wonder how the ads are chosen and generated…
I just now did it to see what would come up and I got Jason Jones Ringtones, Insomnia Treatment and Church of Scientology!
That’s enough to scare me into never going to sleep.
LA Retail Slut
March 27, 2008 at 11:07 am
The myspace ads are mostly google adsense. They’re generated by the keywords on the page.
My dentist wouldn’t like meth coffee very much. He’s already onto me about my tina habit.
The Bagel of Everything
March 27, 2008 at 11:11 am
Kevin:
Its a racoon for christ sake.
Porn hurts relationships ?
All I have to do is flash one frame of a cock on the TV and my wife is naked in 10 seconds
micky2
March 27, 2008 at 11:16 am
Shit, I totally forgot. I’ll um, well, get you some pics, Bagel.
@Kevin: Careful what you ask for.
keywork.
March 27, 2008 at 11:20 am
LARS: I don’t know what happened to your comments this time. They weren’t in the spam catcher.
How do I get me one of them there CIA Agent’s Degrees?
The Bagel of Everything
March 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
@ Kevin: Firefox kicks ass! Best browser this side of Macland. Bagel, however, doesn’t see it that way.
@ LARS: It’s amazing what people are looking for on the web. Some things you wish you didn’t know.
@ Micky: One frame? Well, they say subliminal advertising is quite effective.
Soylent Ape
March 27, 2008 at 4:12 pm
What are labradoodles ?
Is it curly Lab shit ?
micky2
March 27, 2008 at 6:51 pm
A Labradoodle is a crossbred or hybrid dog created by crossing the Labrador Retriever and the Standard or Miniature Poodle – wikipedia
The Bagel of Everything
March 28, 2008 at 1:37 am
Oh, thought it was lab shit like cheese doodles
micky2
March 28, 2008 at 1:38 am
I think a Cheese Doodle won the Westminster show last year.
Soylent Ape
March 28, 2008 at 6:20 am
Crunchy or puffed?
The Bagel of Everything
March 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Cocaine for $1.99?
*inserts master card in to floppy drive*
alabastard
March 30, 2008 at 8:50 am
Bagel,
Despite the fact I’m a cold and emotionless (Insect-)man in lycra and leather boots, I must confess that: I pretty much like you, and NOT ONLY from a sexual standpoint…
… I’m always serious.
E.
Entomo
March 30, 2008 at 9:07 am
Entomo: I like you as well, but I’m kind of… sensitive.
If what I’ve heard about Italian men is true, I’m not sure I could handle you.
Can I see the goods first, just to be sure?
The Bagel of Everything
March 30, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Bagel:
It had to be chewy.
Insects have dicks ?
micky
March 30, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Insects have a lot of appendixes/appendages, mine is (super)human. (wink).
Bagel,
I can’t speak for Italian men, but I can speak for myself. Trust me, I’ll be very… “in tune” with your needs, despite the above-average, almost unbearable size. Life requires taste and rhytm.
E.
Entomo
March 31, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“All I have to do is flash one frame of a cock on the TV and my wife is naked in 10 seconds”
If it looks anything like what I think Entomo’s cock looks like, I’d be all over it in five. BTW, why does it take longer for your wife to get naked than for you to last?
Stiletto
March 31, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I’m not sure I’m real comfortable with the words doggie and Vietnamese right next to each other unless it refers to sex.
Stiletto
March 31, 2008 at 10:15 pm
No Still, I actually last up to three minutes these days.
But I’m a repeat offender.
Doggie and Vietnamese are usaully heard at the dinner table. In Nam
micky
March 31, 2008 at 10:29 pm
At least we wait til the second half of the lunar month
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1735647.stm
Unlike those irreverant Korean bastards, I bet they lock stock and smoke em 24/7.
Stiletto
March 31, 2008 at 11:31 pm
My last b/f was Vietnamese.
He used to chase my dog around with chopsticks. Sometimes he’d try to coax her into the oven.
He was fun. Too bad he was a vegetarian.
The Bagel of Everything
April 1, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Sick bitch.
Does this mean he didn’t eat pussy, either?
BTW, do Vietnamese men have small ones? Never been with one.
Stiletto
April 1, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“Cheese doodle”
Not to be mistaken as a flattering pet name for a man’s penis.
Stiletto
April 1, 2008 at 1:49 pm
He did. He wasn’t a vegan…they don’t swallow :)
Also, he was… proportionate.
The Bagel of Everything
April 1, 2008 at 2:00 pm
“Yes, I’ll have one coochie pop to go, hold the cheese.”
Stiletto
April 1, 2008 at 2:11 pm
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