The Week in Screen Captures
Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….
…THE INTERNETS
mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles
Mousie birth control?
If you enter tags too quickly, you might just see this wordpress easteregg.
Entomo the Insect Man sends the greatest myspace bulletins.
He totally isn’t kidding.
I love him soooo much, I arted this for him:
Long time readers will recognize the characters from our defunct comic strip.
Myspace doesn’t think highly of me.
sexy naked boys has been one of our biggest incoming search referrals for nearly a year. I assumed there would be so much competition, I never bothered checking our status until 5 weeks ago. This post is #4, mother fuckers! (Currently, we’re at #5 — the googles are fickle).
Inspired by that news, I followed another incoming link I’d long taken for granted:
Sexxxy… (in a puke-on-my-shoes kind of way)
See, we’ve got some class! We’re not #1 on Go Ogle anymore, but MSN still loves us.
This is an old one, but I don’t think I ever posted it.
Be wary, gentle reader. The internets are dripping with WTFery.
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Haha fail, my firefox adblock blocked your entire entry!!!
Also, vagina is overrated.
@Kevin: Oh, is it now?
He just hasn’t had it properly prepared.
http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/03/are-you-in-a-br.html#more
It’s ok Key, MenStyle says its ok to have mancrushes now. Let’s have a bromance. Show me your cock.
oh! key! You promised me some pictures…
I couldn’t comment last night either…
here’s what I wrote (I save it)
LMAO…so much WTFery! I’ll take one Meth Coffee and an order of labradoodles!:)
Whenever I log onto Retail Hell Underground’s Myspace page there are all kinds of crazy ads that appear with many of them placed there based on words from our page like retail, hell, freddy, jason, fire, etc. Some weird shit shows up. I wonder how the ads are chosen and generated…
I just now did it to see what would come up and I got Jason Jones Ringtones, Insomnia Treatment and Church of Scientology!
That’s enough to scare me into never going to sleep.
The myspace ads are mostly google adsense. They’re generated by the keywords on the page.
My dentist wouldn’t like meth coffee very much. He’s already onto me about my tina habit.
Kevin:
Its a racoon for christ sake.
Porn hurts relationships ?
All I have to do is flash one frame of a cock on the TV and my wife is naked in 10 seconds
Shit, I totally forgot. I’ll um, well, get you some pics, Bagel.
@Kevin: Careful what you ask for.
LARS: I don’t know what happened to your comments this time. They weren’t in the spam catcher.
How do I get me one of them there CIA Agent’s Degrees?
@ Kevin: Firefox kicks ass! Best browser this side of Macland. Bagel, however, doesn’t see it that way.
@ LARS: It’s amazing what people are looking for on the web. Some things you wish you didn’t know.
@ Micky: One frame? Well, they say subliminal advertising is quite effective.
What are labradoodles ?
Is it curly Lab shit ?
A Labradoodle is a crossbred or hybrid dog created by crossing the Labrador Retriever and the Standard or Miniature Poodle - wikipedia
Oh, thought it was lab shit like cheese doodles
I think a Cheese Doodle won the Westminster show last year.
Crunchy or puffed?
Cocaine for $1.99?
*inserts master card in to floppy drive*
Bagel,
Despite the fact I’m a cold and emotionless (Insect-)man in lycra and leather boots, I must confess that: I pretty much like you, and NOT ONLY from a sexual standpoint…
… I’m always serious.
E.
Entomo: I like you as well, but I’m kind of… sensitive.
If what I’ve heard about Italian men is true, I’m not sure I could handle you.
Can I see the goods first, just to be sure?
Bagel:
It had to be chewy.
Insects have dicks ?
Insects have a lot of appendixes/appendages, mine is (super)human. (wink).
Bagel,
I can’t speak for Italian men, but I can speak for myself. Trust me, I’ll be very… “in tune” with your needs, despite the above-average, almost unbearable size. Life requires taste and rhytm.
E.
“All I have to do is flash one frame of a cock on the TV and my wife is naked in 10 seconds”
If it looks anything like what I think Entomo’s cock looks like, I’d be all over it in five. BTW, why does it take longer for your wife to get naked than for you to last?
I’m not sure I’m real comfortable with the words doggie and Vietnamese right next to each other unless it refers to sex.
No Still, I actually last up to three minutes these days.
But I’m a repeat offender.
Doggie and Vietnamese are usaully heard at the dinner table. In Nam
At least we wait til the second half of the lunar month
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1735647.stm
Unlike those irreverant Korean bastards, I bet they lock stock and smoke em 24/7.
My last b/f was Vietnamese.
He used to chase my dog around with chopsticks. Sometimes he’d try to coax her into the oven.
He was fun. Too bad he was a vegetarian.
Sick bitch.
Does this mean he didn’t eat pussy, either?
BTW, do Vietnamese men have small ones? Never been with one.
“Cheese doodle”
Not to be mistaken as a flattering pet name for a man’s penis.
He did. He wasn’t a vegan…they don’t swallow :)
Also, he was… proportionate.
“Yes, I’ll have one coochie pop to go, hold the cheese.”