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Obligatory Easter Post

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Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song.
-Pope John Paul II

Happy Easter.
I’m ovulating. Festive, no?


I am an artist.

Written by The Bagel of Everything

March 23, 2008 at 6:36 am

Posted in holidays

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  1. Jesus looks like he’s telling himself ” hurry up and paint the fucking picture, this lion is getting heavy”
    And the lion has that stealth straight ahead look so the lamb doesnt notice hes being eyed up for dinner.
    But the lamb is hip. He’s looking for an escape route as soon as the fartist says its a wrap.

    micky2

    23 Mar 08 at 10:19 am

  2. Jesus looks like he has a cold or someone punched in the nose…

    Auntie Lion’s FoodChain Daycare! Very funny!

    Happy Easter everyone!

    Gorge yourself on chocolate and throw easter eggs at people that piss you off!

    LA Retail Slut

    23 Mar 08 at 1:40 pm

  3. Chocolate is disgusting.

    I would enjoy throwing hard-boiled eggs at people. Doesn’t have the ewwww factor of rotten raw eggs, but the likelyhood of inflicting bodily harm makes up for it.

    Soy gived me an eastie basket! It had a girraffe handpuppet and jelly beans and a color book and all kinds of neato fun! Thanks, Soy!

    The Bagel of Everything

    23 Mar 08 at 7:52 pm

  4. Yeah. The Jeeb’s not looking so hot there, afflicted with a little… astigmatism maybe? C’mon. Pun it. You know you want to.

    The 'Goose

    23 Mar 08 at 7:56 pm

  5. (Happy Estrus, Beygele, Goy!)

    The 'Goose

    23 Mar 08 at 7:58 pm

  6. I wish I thought chocolate was disgusting, but I admit it’s one of my downfalls! I also like starburst jelly beans! A nice burst of corn syrup! Oh well, this the one day I consume the corn syrup. I don’t need it the rest of the year. Wish I could say the same for chocolate.

    I’m glad you got a basket Bagel, color us some pretty pictures! Good job Soy!

    The real burning question we all want to know is this:

    What are you doing with the giraffe handpuppet?

    LA Retail Slut

    23 Mar 08 at 8:42 pm

  7. Funny enough: My dad has always been the picture of self-control. (No. I didn’t inherit that particular trait, though I wish I had.) However, it turned out dad had one weakness: Starburst brand jelly beans. I think my sister got him hooked. It took a couple of years for him to get that monkey off his back. Those things will get their hooks into you.

    Soylent Ape

    23 Mar 08 at 10:36 pm

  8. Jelly Belly Juicy Pear jelly beans are the tastiest candy in the world.

    I’m more a meat n’ taters kinda girl.
    I can often be found eating a block of cheese the way other ppl eat hershey bars.
    I do like sweets…mostly fruity ones, and caramel. Especially mexican caramel. Mo’fo’s invented it, ya know.

    The Bagel of Everything

    23 Mar 08 at 10:55 pm

  9. Omg..I can eat blocks of cheese too! For dinner…

    And Soy - my sister also was the one that got me hooked on the starburst beans. What is up with that? Thank god today is the only day I eat them…

    So Bagel…what are you doing with the giraffe handpuppet?

    Something obscene I hope:)

    LA Retail Slut

    23 Mar 08 at 11:12 pm

  10. Playing with my pussy.

    (His name is Iggy)

    The Bagel of Everything

    23 Mar 08 at 11:15 pm

  11. Yeah!!!! That’s my Bagel! Hahahah! Giraffes should play with Pussies!!
    Where’s Micky for this conversation…he’s missin out!

    LA Retail Slut

    24 Mar 08 at 12:46 am

  12. I saw a girl shoot black jelly beans out her pussy once. They got stuck to my teeth.

    micky2

    24 Mar 08 at 1:09 am

  13. My pussy has a heart on it.

    Can you see it?

    The Bagel of Everything

    24 Mar 08 at 1:50 am

  14. “Playing with my pussy”.

    Toyin’ time is pretty much over, sweet Bagel. You need ME. (wink).
    E.

    Entomo

    29 Mar 08 at 11:27 am

  15. Will you pee in my ear, Entomo?
    That’s what I really like.

    The Bagel of Everything

    29 Mar 08 at 12:00 pm

  16. Bagel,

    Can’t really refuse a sweet lady’s request. (laugh).

    E.

    Entomo

    29 Mar 08 at 4:57 pm

  17. Oh my god! What did you do to that cat’s ass! It looks like it got fisted!

    Stiletto

    1 Apr 08 at 6:15 pm

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