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25cents: a big handfull

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I love it when stickers talk dirty to me.

VendingLabels.com is the most unintentionally awesome site I’ve seen in a while.  The site looks like a pre-Web2.0 attempt at professionalism (except that it plays music at you — I hate that.)  You gotta love those pretentious Yahoo Domains templates.

They sell stickers for vending machines, but I think just maybe they’re missing a whole demographic. People like stickers.

 
The assortment of beer
labels, @ 75¢ ea, would 
go well among highschoolers.

 
That’s exactly how I
feel about Pepsi.


Let’s pretend I thought up something really clever and
dirty about this one, ok?


WTF is Contrex? It’s listed
under juice labels, but
it sounds like birth control.

I’ve ordered a big stack of the topmost sticker.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

March 18, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Posted in beverages, business, food, innuendo, vending

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23 Responses to '25cents: a big handfull'

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  1. My first thought was those stickers they put on all our produce.
    Werent you supposed to mail me an RR sticker ?

    HUH ?

    micky2

    18 Mar 08 at 3:25 pm

  2. oh crap…

    yeah, ill get on that

    The Bagel of Everything

    18 Mar 08 at 3:27 pm

  3. Contrex = incontinentastic!

    The 'Goose

    18 Mar 08 at 3:46 pm

  4. Isn’t that one sticker clueing the thief in on when to be at the machine to ambush the owner and take the proceeds?

    Soylent Ape

    18 Mar 08 at 6:29 pm

  5. You could make a killing at the north pole.

    micky2

    18 Mar 08 at 6:44 pm

  6. I went there and checked it out.
    They had one small soda label for ” Moon Mist”
    That would be a wet fart.

    micky2

    18 Mar 08 at 6:55 pm

  7. I like the big handful…

    Contrex sounds like an adult diaper.

    LA Retail Slut

    18 Mar 08 at 9:51 pm

  8. The big handful is apparently a crowd pleaser.

    keywork.

    18 Mar 08 at 10:04 pm

  9. Which crowd ?
    The Johnny Mathis crowd ?
    Or the Minka crowd ?

    http://photos.freeones.com/m_babes/Minka_001/html/photo_011.shtml

    micky2

    18 Mar 08 at 10:28 pm

  10. Holy NSFW, micky!

    That took me by surprise.

    (I love surprises)

    The Bagel of Everything

    18 Mar 08 at 10:34 pm

  11. Chances Are Johnny Mathis wears a silly grin the moment Minka comes into view.

    Soylent Ape

    19 Mar 08 at 6:23 am

  12. i smell t-shirts . . .. .

    seohack

    19 Mar 08 at 3:30 pm

  13. Can we make one for Minka ?

    micky2

    19 Mar 08 at 4:44 pm

  14. Please do!

    Anything to cover up those tit scars.

    The Bagel of Everything

    19 Mar 08 at 5:06 pm

  15. Better than looking at prunes with nipples

    micky2

    19 Mar 08 at 5:15 pm

  16. What the hell is with the song? If you’re going to be irritating, make sense. Why do I feel this is some guy with some jpgs, an inkjet and some avery labels?

    LOL Heathen

    19 Mar 08 at 9:52 pm

  17. And a time machine, stuck on 1997.

    Could be worse — it could play Axel F in midi…

    The Bagel of Everything

    19 Mar 08 at 10:00 pm

  18. i may need to borrow that time machine . . . .

    seohack

    20 Mar 08 at 12:07 am

  19. Yesterday, I heard “Just Like Heaven” in midi. Why? ?

    Soylent Ape

    20 Mar 08 at 6:19 am

  20. Dude, don’t you be knockin Axel F Theme… and I’ll take it step further, and say Axel F on SID.

    LOL Heathen

    20 Mar 08 at 2:55 pm

  21. Don’t call me dude, dude!

    You shall address me properly as Chick, Babe, Ho’, or Bitch.

    The Bagel of Everything

    20 Mar 08 at 4:49 pm

  22. how about ‘not toast’.

    keywork.

    20 Mar 08 at 4:58 pm

  23. The Donut of Nothingness

    The Bagel of Everything

    20 Mar 08 at 5:07 pm

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