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You sank my Ball Buster

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1. Holy fucking key party, Batman.

   

   The 'Goose

   15 Mar 08 at 5:52 pm
2. “You make strategic offensive and defensive moves, then try to bust your opponent’s balls.”

   That’s the best explanation of the modern office dynamic that I’ve ever heard!

   

   Soylent Ape

   15 Mar 08 at 6:10 pm
3. “Holy fucking key party, Batman.”

   Where the hell were you when I was trying to come up with a title for this post?

   

   The Bagel of Everything

   15 Mar 08 at 6:51 pm
4. Its kinda like playing marbles and pixy sticks all together.
   We used to play marbles and little green army men together. Knock down all the army guys , jeeps and tanks first and you win.
   A true ball busting game we used to play was ” bicycle soccer”
   We would find a parking garage with four walls and use a tennis ball guided by our front wheels and feet. Hitting the opposing wall with the ball was a goal.
   Unfortunatly the rush for the ball involved collisions resulting in flying forward on your bike and getting your crotch smashed into the gooseneck.
   Thats all for now.

   

   micky2

   15 Mar 08 at 6:54 pm
5. LOL…love this! There’s those other popular party games too… Blue Ball, Ball Slapping, Big Balls Bingo, Mouth O’ Balls, and Balled To Death.

   

   LA Retail Slut

   15 Mar 08 at 7:31 pm
6. “You get your Balls to the Wall, man!”

   

   Soylent Ape

   15 Mar 08 at 8:22 pm
7. happy to be of… a.. service?

   

   LOL Heathen

   15 Mar 08 at 8:42 pm
8. Instead of just balls they should have little pussys and little sacks with dicks.
   The objective would be to stick it in. The first guy to get full insertion is the winner.
   The winner gets a creamsicle. Or a Pina colada. ( penis collidis )

   

   micky2

   15 Mar 08 at 9:06 pm
9. I just shaved my balls and they feel like jewels…

   

   LA Retail Slut

   15 Mar 08 at 11:23 pm
10. jewel shaves her balls ?

    

    micky2

    15 Mar 08 at 11:34 pm
11. “Where the hell were you when I was trying to come up with a title for this post?”

    At a key party? Um, DUH. “But all the kids’ parents are doin’ it!” (Oh, that’d have been a good one, too.) Hey, I don’t know when the magic happens! Maybe call from a cell phone that doesn’t work and give me a head’s up, lady. “Head’s Up, Lady!” OK. No. I’m done now.

    

    The 'Goose

    16 Mar 08 at 12:04 am
12. I heard Jewel prefers chocolate salty balls.

    

    LA Retail Slut

    16 Mar 08 at 12:18 am
13. Shaved chocolate salty balls. It must look like German chocolate cake

    

    micky2

    16 Mar 08 at 12:52 am
14. @ Mickey: I would have liked to see that. Some of my friends and I tried to invent “bicycle polo”. Inevitably, someone would get whacked in the head.

    

    Soylent Ape

    16 Mar 08 at 1:07 am
15. Heath: Was that not you who sent me the link? Hell, somebody did…

    LA: You didn’t get caught stalkin Carolanne, didja?

    Micky: Hell, bitch don’t even brush her skank ass snaggleteeth.

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    16 Mar 08 at 4:27 am
16. @ Micky/LARS: “Chocolate Salty Balls” was, perhaps, South Park’s finest moment! Thanks for tthe nostalgia.

    

    Soylent Ape

    16 Mar 08 at 6:23 am
17. Well yea Bagel, but she still has a great pair of tits.
    Did anyone see her at woodstock ? Hotcha cha cha. She put away the granola and busted out the black leather. I thought my dick was gonna break.

    Soy, that was around 69-70.
    We used to go through a lot of spokes and ankles.

    

    micky2

    16 Mar 08 at 10:18 am
18. No, no, I did that.

    

    LOL Heathen

    16 Mar 08 at 1:01 pm
19. LMAO Bagel! Luckily, my silky jewels have been spared…seems the girls don’t mind us gay guys stalking them…

    

    LA Retail Slut

    16 Mar 08 at 1:07 pm
20. micky: I bet her tits are hairy.

    LA: It’s our favorite thing. mmmm nonthreatening males…
    Show us your balls.

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    16 Mar 08 at 1:56 pm
21. Bagel.
    You’re just jealouse.
    You talk shit about all the girls I like.

    

    micky2

    16 Mar 08 at 2:26 pm
22. Hey now!

    Saying Jaye Davidson looks like Sade isn’t talkin’ shit!

    I totally agree with you — Jaye is one smokin’ chick!

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    16 Mar 08 at 2:37 pm
23. At least I’m not begging some guy to show me his dick.

    Jaye has no tits.

    

    micky2

    16 Mar 08 at 3:18 pm
24. and then there was Alec Baldwin on SNL with the famous Schweatty Balls. we lurves his schweatty balls!

    

    Rowan

    17 Mar 08 at 11:08 am
25. That’s where ’schweatty balls” comes from?
    That always makes me laugh

    

    The Bagel of Everything

    27 Mar 08 at 6:02 am

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