Comments on: Baseball Team Looks to Fat Guys to Save Franchise http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/ hyperbolic excellence Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:40:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU hourly 1 By: Rowan http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-13047 Rowan Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:20:05 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-13047 I've discovered that I enjoy math jokes. that was after I realized that I actually understand them, courtesy of xkcd. therefore, I understand about zeros and ones and all things binary, and I learned it by knitting a hat. yes, the intellectual craftnazis at Ravelry, a knitting site, designed a hat containing the binary representation of the number 15. and colors changed according to the Fibonacci sequence. It was a contest, I knitted all day one Saturday, a captive audience to my husby who explained the binary system to me ad nauseum, and then also, much to my dismay, began to explain base 8. he looks like Ozzy Osbourne and talks like John Nash. nice. and, thanks for the welcome! I’ve discovered that I enjoy math jokes. that was after I realized that I actually understand them, courtesy of xkcd.
therefore, I understand about zeros and ones and all things binary, and I learned it by knitting a hat. yes, the intellectual craftnazis at Ravelry, a knitting site, designed a hat containing the binary representation of the number 15. and colors changed according to the Fibonacci sequence. It was a contest, I knitted all day one Saturday, a captive audience to my husby who explained the binary system to me ad nauseum, and then also, much to my dismay, began to explain base 8. he looks like Ozzy Osbourne and talks like John Nash. nice. and, thanks for the welcome!

]]> By: The Bagel of Everything http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12810 The Bagel of Everything Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:30:37 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12810 Soy: He's my buddy too! Hey, I wonder what would happen if we replaced the fluid in the IV bag with helium.... Since it's going under the skin rather than in a vein, it probably won't hurt him. Soy: He’s my buddy too!

Hey, I wonder what would happen if we replaced the fluid in the IV bag with helium….

Since it’s going under the skin rather than in a vein, it probably won’t hurt him.

]]> By: LOL Heathen http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12788 LOL Heathen Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:38:31 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12788 @Soy, sorry only listen to their trendy stuff, so not sure. I suppose anything is possible. @Soy, sorry only listen to their trendy stuff, so not sure. I suppose anything is possible.

]]> By: Soylent Ape http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12733 Soylent Ape Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:57:54 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12733 @ lolheathen: "Pig Semen Stains" sounds like a track from a Ministry albumdon'tcha think? @ Bagel: That "inflatable" cat is my li'l buddy! @ Rowan: Welcome to our digital sanctuary; our refuge of zeros and ones. (Sorry. I've been watching a lot of Orson Welles movies, lately. @ lolheathen: “Pig Semen Stains” sounds like a track from a Ministry albumdon’tcha think?

@ Bagel: That “inflatable” cat is my li’l buddy!

@ Rowan: Welcome to our digital sanctuary; our refuge of zeros and ones. (Sorry. I’ve been watching a lot of Orson Welles movies, lately.

]]> By: The Bagel of Everything http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12726 The Bagel of Everything Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:13:34 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12726 Welcome, Rowan of Loltheist! Please, make thine self comfortable in our humble shelter. Welcome, Rowan of Loltheist!
Please, make thine self comfortable in our humble shelter.

]]> By: Rowan http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12725 Rowan Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:10:07 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12725 you guyz are too much. I like it here. you guyz are too much. I like it here.

]]> By: The Bagel of Everything http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12722 The Bagel of Everything Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:44:34 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12722 Well, it does! Someday, you're going to spill a big steaming bowl of pig semen on your wife's new carpet and you're going to scrub and scrub and it'll never come out. You'll rue the day you scoffed at my warning! Well, it does!

Someday, you’re going to spill a big steaming bowl of pig semen on your wife’s new carpet and you’re going to scrub and scrub and it’ll never come out.
You’ll rue the day you scoffed at my warning!

]]> By: LOL Heathen http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12715 LOL Heathen Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:26:19 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12715 @bagel that pretty much sums it up. I also never imagined seeing the phrase pig semen stains. @bagel that pretty much sums it up.

I also never imagined seeing the phrase pig semen stains.

]]> By: capricorn1966 http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12707 capricorn1966 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:43:56 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12707 I learned that Tuesday's must be senior citizen day at the acme. I learned that Tuesday’s must be senior citizen day at the acme.

]]> By: The Bagel of Everything http://rationreality.com/2008/03/10/baseball-team-looks-to-fat-guys-to-save-the-franchise/#comment-12705 The Bagel of Everything Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:23:13 +0000 http://bagelofeverything.wordpress.com/?p=1244#comment-12705 Today, a vet tech taught me how to inflate a cat with saline. What did you learn today? Today, a vet tech taught me how to inflate a cat with saline.

What did you learn today?

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