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Books that Exist: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix

Posted in books, books that exist, eastern philosophy, engrish, japan, wtf by The Bagel of Everything on March 8th, 2008

 

Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix:
Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus Alpha After His Death

(Yes, that’s Phenix. WTF is a phenix? Is that anything like a phoenix?)

 Hiroyuki Nishigaki is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge. A female inorganic ally gave the author the ability of space travel at age of 10 and 56. His first space travel was at the age of 56.

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  1. The 'Goose said, on March 8th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    “Maybe, many women would like to be loved by these men quietly.” Ba ha ha ha ha.

    Yes, well. I’d be quiet about it, too, I suppose. Off to read Chapter Eight: How to Use Chopsticks for Happy Fun Astral Traveling. Can I win money if he wears Hai Karate?

  2. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 8th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    My shy sexy female ally gave me sweetness and the ability to fly enabling me to break through the white roof in the universe during my first flight”

    Where’s Entomo when you need him?

  3. Cody said, on March 9th, 2008 at 2:37 am

    Irony attracts devils which torture us? Well, crap, that would explain a lot.

  4. LA Retail Slut said, on March 9th, 2008 at 9:20 am

    LOL..maybe he should have called it Rise of the Phallix. …and their are haunted vaginas everywhere in my store..

  5. Soylent Ape said, on March 9th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    I have a friend who lives in Unveiled Hidden Phoenix. Actually, he lives in Unveiled Hidden Scottsdale, but it’s still in the same unveiled hidden county.

  6. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 9th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    This is by the same guy who wrote How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

  7. micky2 said, on March 9th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    When I was a kid I was forced to read a book about a talking pig and a talking spider.
    It just fucked up my whole world, still does.
    I swore I would never read another book again.

  8. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 9th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Charlotte’s Web of Animal Farm?

    Very different pieces of literature.

    Have you seen the animated movie Animal Farm? It’s Orwell, but for kids.
    Freaky.

  9. micky2 said, on March 9th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    I thought it was just ” Charlottes web”?
    Actually one of the first surreal books I ever read was ” This perfect world”.
    The world was controlled by a computer at the center of the earth.
    Yes, Orwell for kids might be freaky.

  10. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 9th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Sorry, meant Charlotte’s Web or Animal Farm

  11. Soylent Ape said, on March 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    I watched half the animated Animal Farm. I couldn’t make it through the whole movie. Everyone was drunk and some people were dosing acid. I’m sure the movie they saw was way better.

  12. micky2 said, on March 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    I think the biggest question is whether or not these guys really believe the shit they write. Or if they’re intentionally trying to look as if they’re some kind of profitical geniuses.
    The white roof in the universe ?
    I think anyone that claims any kind of borders to a universe is an idiot looking for attention

  13. Soylent Ape said, on March 9th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    I don’t know, Micky. I do know that a lot of the things Orwell mentioned in 1984 are part of our society that we largely don’t question.

  14. micky2 said, on March 9th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Yea well, my great grandfather once said that one day everyone would have a moving picture show in their house.
    Maybe the guy was speaking in metaphor when he said white roof of the universe.I mean, the book I was talking about earlier ” this perfect world” was written in the 60s, I dont even remeber the author. It wasnt a great book. But the guy was projecting that the world was being run by a computer when we didnt even have pocket calculators yet.
    I like Orwell, he was great. You could almost say the same for that guy fritz that wrote ” Metropolis”
    Most of us will predict the future based on our interpretations and concepts being negative or positive.
    So , 40 or 50 years from now about 1/2 of us will of gotten it right without going into too much detail. And 1/2 will get it wrong.
    Orwell and few others have gone in to detail and hit some issues perfectly.
    The more educated and imaginative you are, the better you’ll be at it.
    thats the way I see it.
    We been doing this shit forever, look at the bible.
    hopw many times now by vague prophecies are we supposed to of seen the end times by now ?

  15. Cody said, on March 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    Maybe the world has ended multiple times and we just didn’t notice.

  16. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 10th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Maybe, Doogie Adams. Maybe.

    (I’d have noticed)

  17. K-Unit said, on March 10th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    @Soy: yes! I’m big on 1984. Not so much on the Catcher in the Rye.

  18. micky2 said, on March 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am

    Cody.
    I dont think we we’re here to notice.
    Everything around us could of always been CG.

  19. K-Unit said, on March 10th, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Like my ex wife?

  20. micky2 said, on March 10th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    All of a sudden I got the urge to watch Bladerunner.

  21. Entomo said, on March 10th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Looks like I have some job to do. Since I can’t fly (yet), I need that “shy, sexy female ally’ at any cost. Bring her to me, Bagel.

    E.

  22. The 'Goose said, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    That guy’s other book was just on Jimmy Kimmel, “How to Goodbye Depression.” Ha ha ha. That’s too funny. I was thinking, ‘Wow, this syntax about constricting the anus 100 times a day seems awfully familiar.’

  23. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    Was it? Awesome!

    We originally wrote up the goodbye depression book back in july, here

  24. The 'Goose said, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    That was it! Suh-weet. You’re ahead of Jimmy Kimmel’s curve. I don’t know how much that’s saying, but yay!

  25. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 12th, 2008 at 12:14 am

    He gets all his material here

  26. Cody said, on March 12th, 2008 at 1:02 am

    So you came up with “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”? I knew it!

  27. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    Actually, it was a confession.

    Jimbo never could keep a secret.

  28. Rowan said, on March 15th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    I loved fucking ben affleck! (snerk-and he loved it too). someone sent me a link to what they thought was something else, but it was that. I played it over and over, and it was better every time. I also love Justin Timberlake’s dick in a box. (no clarification available on that non sequitor).
    here are some words of wisdom from my dad.
    (wait for it)
    if the question is “why don’t they?” the answer is always money.
    I can hear all your brains going, that’s so fucking true!
    he also told me when I was 8 and learning to make change from coins in a jar that by the time I was grown up money would be obsolete. he thought it would be some kind of magnetic rod everyone carried containing all of the information of their life, bank stuff, medical records, previous felonies. he was pretty close.

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