Books that Exist: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix
Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix:
Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus Alpha After His Death
(Yes, that’s Phenix. WTF is a phenix? Is that anything like a phoenix?)
Hiroyuki Nishigaki is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge. A female inorganic ally gave the author the ability of space travel at age of 10 and 56. His first space travel was at the age of 56.
Check out these excerpts:
More Books That Exist: A Hand in the Bush - The Haunted Vagina
Fluorescent Nazi Bunnies in Variant Sexual Practices - The History of Shit
“Maybe, many women would like to be loved by these men quietly.” Ba ha ha ha ha.
Yes, well. I’d be quiet about it, too, I suppose. Off to read Chapter Eight: How to Use Chopsticks for Happy Fun Astral Traveling. Can I win money if he wears Hai Karate?
The 'Goose
March 8, 2008 at 10:26 pm
My shy sexy female ally gave me sweetness and the ability to fly enabling me to break through the white roof in the universe during my first flight”
Where’s Entomo when you need him?
The Bagel of Everything
March 8, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Irony attracts devils which torture us? Well, crap, that would explain a lot.
Cody
March 9, 2008 at 2:37 am
LOL..maybe he should have called it Rise of the Phallix. …and their are haunted vaginas everywhere in my store..
LA Retail Slut
March 9, 2008 at 9:20 am
I have a friend who lives in Unveiled Hidden Phoenix. Actually, he lives in Unveiled Hidden Scottsdale, but it’s still in the same unveiled hidden county.
Soylent Ape
March 9, 2008 at 10:46 am
This is by the same guy who wrote How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
The Bagel of Everything
March 9, 2008 at 11:07 am
When I was a kid I was forced to read a book about a talking pig and a talking spider.
It just fucked up my whole world, still does.
I swore I would never read another book again.
micky2
March 9, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Charlotte’s Web of Animal Farm?
Very different pieces of literature.
Have you seen the animated movie Animal Farm? It’s Orwell, but for kids.
Freaky.
The Bagel of Everything
March 9, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I thought it was just ” Charlottes web”?
Actually one of the first surreal books I ever read was ” This perfect world”.
The world was controlled by a computer at the center of the earth.
Yes, Orwell for kids might be freaky.
micky2
March 9, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Sorry, meant Charlotte’s Web or Animal Farm
The Bagel of Everything
March 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I watched half the animated Animal Farm. I couldn’t make it through the whole movie. Everyone was drunk and some people were dosing acid. I’m sure the movie they saw was way better.
Soylent Ape
March 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I think the biggest question is whether or not these guys really believe the shit they write. Or if they’re intentionally trying to look as if they’re some kind of profitical geniuses.
The white roof in the universe ?
I think anyone that claims any kind of borders to a universe is an idiot looking for attention
micky2
March 9, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I don’t know, Micky. I do know that a lot of the things Orwell mentioned in 1984 are part of our society that we largely don’t question.
Soylent Ape
March 9, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Yea well, my great grandfather once said that one day everyone would have a moving picture show in their house.
Maybe the guy was speaking in metaphor when he said white roof of the universe.I mean, the book I was talking about earlier ” this perfect world” was written in the 60s, I dont even remeber the author. It wasnt a great book. But the guy was projecting that the world was being run by a computer when we didnt even have pocket calculators yet.
I like Orwell, he was great. You could almost say the same for that guy fritz that wrote ” Metropolis”
Most of us will predict the future based on our interpretations and concepts being negative or positive.
So , 40 or 50 years from now about 1/2 of us will of gotten it right without going into too much detail. And 1/2 will get it wrong.
Orwell and few others have gone in to detail and hit some issues perfectly.
The more educated and imaginative you are, the better you’ll be at it.
thats the way I see it.
We been doing this shit forever, look at the bible.
hopw many times now by vague prophecies are we supposed to of seen the end times by now ?
micky2
March 9, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Maybe the world has ended multiple times and we just didn’t notice.
Cody
March 10, 2008 at 12:52 am
Maybe, Doogie Adams. Maybe.
(I’d have noticed)
The Bagel of Everything
March 10, 2008 at 9:02 am
@Soy: yes! I’m big on 1984. Not so much on the Catcher in the Rye.
K-Unit
March 10, 2008 at 9:18 am
Cody.
I dont think we we’re here to notice.
Everything around us could of always been CG.
micky2
March 10, 2008 at 11:09 am
Like my ex wife?
K-Unit
March 10, 2008 at 11:33 am
All of a sudden I got the urge to watch Bladerunner.
micky2
March 10, 2008 at 11:47 am
Looks like I have some job to do. Since I can’t fly (yet), I need that “shy, sexy female ally’ at any cost. Bring her to me, Bagel.
E.
Entomo
March 10, 2008 at 12:20 pm
That guy’s other book was just on Jimmy Kimmel, “How to Goodbye Depression.” Ha ha ha. That’s too funny. I was thinking, ‘Wow, this syntax about constricting the anus 100 times a day seems awfully familiar.’
The 'Goose
March 11, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Was it? Awesome!
We originally wrote up the goodbye depression book back in july, here
The Bagel of Everything
March 11, 2008 at 11:31 pm
That was it! Suh-weet. You’re ahead of Jimmy Kimmel’s curve. I don’t know how much that’s saying, but yay!
The 'Goose
March 11, 2008 at 11:57 pm
He gets all his material here
The Bagel of Everything
March 12, 2008 at 12:14 am
So you came up with “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”? I knew it!
Cody
March 12, 2008 at 1:02 am
Actually, it was a confession.
Jimbo never could keep a secret.
The Bagel of Everything
March 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
I loved fucking ben affleck! (snerk-and he loved it too). someone sent me a link to what they thought was something else, but it was that. I played it over and over, and it was better every time. I also love Justin Timberlake’s dick in a box. (no clarification available on that non sequitor).
here are some words of wisdom from my dad.
(wait for it)
if the question is “why don’t they?” the answer is always money.
I can hear all your brains going, that’s so fucking true!
he also told me when I was 8 and learning to make change from coins in a jar that by the time I was grown up money would be obsolete. he thought it would be some kind of magnetic rod everyone carried containing all of the information of their life, bank stuff, medical records, previous felonies. he was pretty close.
Rowan
March 15, 2008 at 5:29 pm