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The Amyl KnightRider

Posted in amyl nitrite, david hasselhoff, drugs, funny photos, knightrider, nsfw by The Bagel of Everything on March 2nd, 2008

I was bored so I made this. I made this because I was bored.


Amyl Knightrider
If you huffed poppers all day, you’d talk to your car, too.

Base images: 1,2,3,4

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  1. micky2 said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    At least make it clear whats in Davids left hand. Is that a taco or his dick ?

  2. LA Retail Slut said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    hahaha micky2, must be a taco! Can’t have a taco without poppers…it’s the new rage.
    funny poster though.

  3. micky2 said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Amyls been around for decades. We used to smoke a joint and then do the shit.
    We would fall down and do again.

  4. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    I didn’t wanna make it too clear, micky. Even we don’t put cocks right on the front page. Usually.

    I bet you have the cleanest leather goods around.

  5. micky2 said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Well then make it a clear taco shell with just the tip sticking out.
    When I found gays liked amyl I stopped doing it. I didnt want to turn gay.

  6. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    I’ve never seen a clear taco shell, tho I guess one could make them with rice flour.

    Soy has an interesting theory about HIV and poppers.
    Tell it you must!

  7. micky2 said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    I didnt mean “transparent” clear. I meant “focused” clear.

  8. Entomo said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Okay,

    Finally someone stated the truth. Micheal Knight/David Youknowwhoff does the dirty work by himself. I let women do it for me, because I’m lazy. (wink).

    E.

  9. Soylent Ape said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Okay. Just remember, I’m not an epidemiologist, nor a doctor of any sort. This is merely a theory, so nobody base any changes in treatment or behavior based on anything you may percieve as my advice. I am not qualified to give medical advice.

    Right. Now, amyl nitrate emerged as a recreational drug in the gay clubs of New York, San Francisco, Montreal and other cities in the mid-late ’70s. The early outbreaks of GRID/AIDS began to emerge in the same cities the early ’80s. Alkyl nitrates like poppers deplete the body of glutathione, a protein peptide that is very important to immune function. If you look at the first 2 statements, you may infer a causality based on the 3rd statement.

    Couple this with the effects of recreational amyl nitrate use (euphoria, enhanced sexual function) you have a sort of “perfect storm” for spread of an STD like HIV. I believe this to be why AIDS spread so quickly through the gay subculture in the early part of the outbreak.

    There are some who believe that HIV is an opportunistic infection that is far less devastating than the effects of chronic amyl nitrate abuse, though I’m not convinced.

  10. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 8:07 am

    micky: Thanks for letting me know, but I’m not going to fix it :). I had it more clear when I first made it, but I decided to censor it.

    Soy: I think you might be onto something. You also told me once, I think, that you believe HIV and AIDS may not be as closely related as ppl think. Right?

    I firmly believe it’s all part of a gov’t conspiracy to make us paranoid.

  11. micky2 said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Bagel, its O.K. I dont have to see the dick.
    Getting shit all over your dick might have something to do with lowering your immune system too.
    I dont know. People covered in shit never did too well.

  12. K-Unit said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Is this a good time to bring up G.G. Alin? I’m always looking for an excuse to discuss self defecating vagrants.

  13. d said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Throw the failure to close the bathhouses because of “privacy rights” into that perfect storm; and that I don’t think they knew wtf they were dealing with as AIDS presented as a sort of TB *they thought*, skin crap, wasting disease and all sorts of heebiejeebies back then. Took em awhile to put it together that it was all the same damn thing. IMO ya gotta try pretty damn hard to get it.

    As for the Hoff’s dick, I don’t want it anywhere near me.

    I’m lost on the self pooping vagrant.

    Damn funny pic.

  14. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    I’m not sure closing the bathhouses would have been constitutional. While the idea of anonymous sex grosses me out, it’s not the gov’t’s business to stop it.

  15. Soylent Ape said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    @ Micky: I’ve gone may years without seeing Hasselhoff’s genitalia. I believe I can live the rest of my life without seeng them.

    @ Bagel: It’s a complex theory. Very clinical. I encourage everyone to investigate it for themselves.

    @ KW: It’s always a good time to bring up GG Allin. Motherfucker came from New Hampshire. He lived free, then died. He most likely suffered from PROFOUND mental illnesss and was a very tragic person in that regard.

    By all accounts, his funeral was the wildest party this side of the University of Florida. Every illlicit substance known to man was available. They opened GG’s casket and played with his dick. Attenndees posed for pictures with GG’s unwashed body. (Allin’s brother requested the mortician not hose down the corpse, which stunk of feces.) His coffin got knocked over and Allin’s swastika-covered body spilled onto the floor… Good times.

  16. trailerparkbarbie said, on March 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Now, that’s a going away party.

  17. Soylent Ape said, on March 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    What about Dennis Hopper as Frank Black in Blue Velvet? All the “Mommy”s and “Don’t you fucking look at me”s–good stuff, that.

    Hopper has stated that performance was based on his own experiences with amyl nitrate.

  18. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Oh! I always thought it was nitrous, but I looked it up and you’re right, Soy. Frank’s huffing amyl in the movie.

  19. Soylent Ape said, on March 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    Now it’s dark.

  20. micky2 said, on March 4th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    This blog really sucked today

  21. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am

    I’m laying out a new post right now, k?
    Hope it meets with your approval.

    Bite me

  22. micky2 said, on March 5th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Where would you like it ?

  23. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    where i pee

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