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Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Nazi, and Walt

Posted in art, disney, hitler, news, world by The Bagel of Everything on February 26th, 2008

 A Norwegian museum directer has found 4 sketches of Disney characters, signed AH. The man says the writing matches handwriting samples of Adolf Hitler; He further claims that Hitler worked for Disney. Did Hitler doodle Pinocchio?

This story sounds like a gag from the pages of The Onion, but it’s true — and the evidence that they are works of Hitler’s evil hand is compelling:

1: The sketches were found inside the frame of an oil painting of a Bavarian landscape, signed “A Hitler, 1940″, which the directer purchased in Germany.

2: Hitler was a failed artist, who was rejected from a prestigious Vienna art school.

3: The rumor mill is abundant with accusations that Walt Disney was a Nazi sympathizer.

4: “It has been well documented that Adolf Hitler watched (Snow White) with a roomfull of children, and was delighted by Disney’s adaptation of the German fairy tale.” - Wikipedia

initials, zoomed
Initials from above pic, zoomed.

PS: Also from Wikipedia, rejected names for the 7 Dwarves:

 Blabby, Jumpy, Shifty, and Snoopy were among those that were rejected (along with Awful, Bald, Biggo-Ego, Biggy, Biggy-Wiggy, Burpy, Busy, Chesty, Cranky, Daffy, Dippy, Dirty, Dizzy, Doleful, Flabby, Gabby, Gloomy, Goopy. Graceful, Helpful, Hoppy, Hotsy, Hungrey, Jaunty, Lazy, Neurtsy, Nifty, Puffy, Sappy, Sneezy-Wheezy, Sniffy, Scrappy, Silly, Soulful, Strutty, Stuffy, Sleazy, Tearful, Thrifty, Tipsy, Titsy, Tubby, Weepy, Wistful, and Woeful.

Sources: Reuters - FunctionPix - TopNews.in - GoogleNews


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  1. trailerparkbarbie said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Life is always stranger than fiction.

    Ya know, AH could be Ann Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies. Drawing stuff to get Jethro’s affection.

    Or, Ann Heiche…..however you spell her name. She did claim to be contacted by aliens. Wouldn’t it be cool if those pics were what aliens actually looked like.

    I’d piss my pants if a UFO landed and Dopey exited!

    Sorry, Bagel…getting way off subject. My ADD is…….OH LOOK, there’s a squirrel!

  2. LOL Heathen said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:44 am

    I can totally see it.

  3. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 26th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Barbie: That’s about as close to ‘on topic’ as our comments come.

  4. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    I wonder if the facination was the brainstorm behind the Boys of Brazil.
    Then again, it could of been Alfred Hitchcock in one of his lighter moods.

  5. Soylent Ape said, on February 26th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Perhaps radio talk-show host Allen Handleman or singer/songwriter Ari Heist did it, but I kinda doubt Ol’ Walt would be cool with guys named Handleman and Heist working at his company. Just a guess.

  6. Entomo said, on February 26th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    I’m the only dwarf to be so TALL… you pretty much know what physical trait I share with them, ain’t it?

    That’s why I’m commonly called ‘The Three Legs of Justice’.

    E.

  7. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    My seven dwarfs would be: Shifty, Burpy, Dippy, Sappy, Soulful, Sleazy and Tipsy. yup, that’s what they’d be.

  8. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    No Fucky, no Sucky ?

  9. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    No Micky, no dicky….

  10. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Thats McDick to you bitch

  11. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    what’d ya say???? McNodick

  12. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Oh, that was so funny I forgot to forget to laugh

  13. keywork. said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Ouch.

  14. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    It was funny, actually it was fucking funny. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

  15. keywork. said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    Cappy, knowing your bladder issues, that isn’t saying much.

  16. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Almost pee’d yourself ?
    Whats the matter ? No more Bud Lights ?

  17. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    A bud light is like a man without a dick.

  18. keywork. said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Well put.

  19. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    I like the imported lager.

  20. keywork. said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    yeah you do.

  21. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    I have good taste.

  22. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    So you’re Charley the fuckin tuna ?
    Is that what I smelled.
    Gotta get a man first to know the difference bitch.

  23. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Love ya.

  24. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    I know the difference between a man and a man who thinks he has a dick.

  25. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    love you, too, Mick.

  26. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Bulldogs with strap ons dont count

  27. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    then I guess you’re no match for me

  28. diesel said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    Well, I’m pretty sure he was responsible for Herbie Fully Loaded.

  29. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    You could never match my big juicy batch.
    Calamari anyone ?

  30. capricorn1966 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    No? I teach preschool remember.

    chalk one up for mick.

  31. micky2 said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    I’d like to forget.

  32. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 26th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    Would “Neurtsy” be the neurotic dwarf?

  33. micky2 said, on February 27th, 2008 at 12:18 am

    No, thats “Wee man”

    http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5493/2640/1600/My%20Florida%20Face.jpg

  34. Soylent Ape said, on February 27th, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Don’t forget about “trashy”.

  35. cappy said, on February 27th, 2008 at 7:33 am

    or smelly

  36. Jenice said, on February 27th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    All of sudden I feel dirty about loving (and buying) that movie Fantasia. Please don’t tell a Nazi sympathizer produced that? Did I just admit I like Fantasia. Oh sh-

  37. micky2 said, on February 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    So what do we name Manson ?

  38. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Weirdy

  39. micky2 said, on February 28th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    Sheez, that could be any one of us.

  40. Entomo said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    In Italy they were re-named: Brontolo, Cucciolo, Dotto, Eolo, Gongolo, Mammolo, Pisolo…

    … and Entomo, the Superheroic sexy one.

    E.

  41. micky2 said, on March 2nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Wheres Fruity ?

  42. Rowan said, on March 11th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    the rejected names got recycled for Smurfs

  43. The Bagel of Everything said, on March 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Sleazy Smurf always was my fave

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