It’s Foamy the motherfuckin Squirrel, bitch!
Neurotically Yours is a cartoon series featuring Foamy the Squirrel. It’s the best cartoon in the world; If you don’t agree, you are wrong and should harm yourself immediately.
A beginner’s guide to being a bitch-hermit
I’m here to free your mind, man
How to Kill a Cracker
Please move along — You’re making my willie hurt
I’ll show you a Sunday, Bloody Sunday, bastards.
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How fucking funny is that. I can totally relate to the “you’re making my willie hurt” I make it a point when I’m with my sister to ask the man where the Midol is because I have really bad cramps. Or I just ask where the tampons are.
My cousin and I were dropping her mom off the Harrah’s and as she was walking to the door I yelled out the window really loud, people were every where, “You didn’t forget to put your depends on” I think I peed my pants. everyone was looking.
capricorn1966
23 Feb 08 at 7:42 pm
last week when I went to buy my bed the lady ask if I was using credit. Michele was with me. I told her I would be paying cash because my lover over there had a cocaine dependency and she ruined our credit.
capricorn1966
23 Feb 08 at 7:45 pm
Been a big fan of Foamy for a while. Creamy cream creamy cheese…..
K-Unit
24 Feb 08 at 9:50 am
Wheres this guy been hiding ? Hes fucking great !
Nice way to start my morning.
Thank you Bagel.
My mom and her girlfriend used to get dressed up like fucking queens and then go to the snobiest elitest restaurants they could find. Once they got seated they would start smiling at everyone. Half of their teeth would be blacked out.
micky
24 Feb 08 at 10:16 am
we pretend we are deaf and can’t talk.
capricorn1966
24 Feb 08 at 10:39 am
I used to affect a foreign accent (Italian, Russian) and pretend to have trouble communicating. In a small college town, you can only do that so many times, though.
Soylent Ape
24 Feb 08 at 10:43 am
my favorite is when my best friend and I act like lesbians, not that I have anything against gay people one of my good friends is gay, but when you’re out the reaction you get especially from the old ladies is just fucking funny. We just don’t do normal things to entertain us. If we did it would be fun and it wouldn’t be us.
Every college we took my daughter to the game was on. It didn’t phase my daughter, her humor is darker then mine but everyone there believed. One time we took a friend of hers she thought we were crazy and stayed away. oh well.
capricorn1966
24 Feb 08 at 10:56 am
Soy
I do that when I get unwanted phone calls.
I did the deaf thing once to a lady at a bus stop trying to preach Jehovas Witness to me. And then a friend got off the bus and started talking to me in front of her.
micky
24 Feb 08 at 10:59 am
when jehova stops at my door I tell them I don’t believe in God, give them the evil look and then they go away.
capricorn1966
24 Feb 08 at 11:09 am
Funny, Cappy. Back in my mohawk/chain days, me and my friend jon would roam around sixth st. in Austin wearing Irish soccer jerseys and put on really bad irish accents and harass/pickup drunk sorority girls. I can’t tell you how many butterfly tattoos I saw per night. It was alot though. Saw alot of vagina back then too.
K-Unit
24 Feb 08 at 12:17 pm
Yea, today I just tell them I’m the fucking anti christ and if they dont leave I’ll burn an X on their forehead.
micky2
24 Feb 08 at 12:42 pm
Cappy: One of my really good friends during my late teens was a fabulously flamboyant gay boy. We would pretend to be engaged and go shopping, picking out things for our wedding registry and such. He would flirt with every male in sight, and affect every gay stereotype he could think of, while I would pretend to be totally oblivious.
It really freaked out the clerks and other customers. A few times, ladies pulled me aside and try to explain to me why maybe, just maybe, I should reconsider marrying him.
Good times.
The Bagel of Everything
24 Feb 08 at 3:38 pm
Bagel, that’s funny but remember you don’t have to be teenager to have fun like that.
capricorn1966
24 Feb 08 at 4:12 pm
My friend told me to check out your blog, you had me at
“It’s Foamy the motherfuckin Squirrel, bitch!”
Hell, yeah, I love that cartoon. I love when he goes on his rants.
@capricorn 66: “don’t have to be teenager to have fun like that.”
I think we may just have more fun. We’ve had more practice.
After turning 35, I lost my sense of shame; and I’ve had more practice
at having fun than a teenager…. it just adds up.
The adult fun potential is there.
It just needs to be un-bottled.
d
26 Feb 08 at 1:02 am
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E is for….. « bipolar chicks blogging
29 Feb 08 at 11:44 am
Oh! Shiny!
Thanks for the award, dear.
It’s just as special to me as the day I was diagnosed bipolar. Now I need to find a borderline-schizophrenic-with-psychopathic-tendencies award.
The Bagel of Everything
29 Feb 08 at 8:33 pm