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iJoy: Ridin’ Dirty

Posted in gifts, satire, shopping, video, wtf, youtube by The Bagel of Everything on January 25th, 2008

If ’shit eating grin’ is ever a word-of-the-week post, this guy will be our shining example. 


iJoyRide(nDirty): You know you want one.

Will someone less lazy than me plz mix that video with this song? It’s a perfect fit, honest. If you can spare the bandwidth, play both vids together, with the top one muted.


They see me mowin’, They hatin’… Can’t you see I’m White and Nerdy…

(thx for the tip, SEOHack)

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  1. Mark said, on January 25th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Weird Al! Yay!

    BTW, did you catch the clip of the Lazy-Boy chairs just before the end of the ad? WTF? m.

  2. seohack said, on January 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Bagel, this is friggin’ awesome!!!!!! I did as you suggested, and the fades from the video magically lined up with the music and, well, it was fucking great.

    Brilliant.

  3. criminyjicket said, on January 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    I was going to check this out, but then for the sake of saving energy I just assumed it would make me dumber

    thanks Bagel, you’re the greatest

    though I’m kinda fond of micky as well

  4. micky2 said, on January 25th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    The possiblities are endless.
    We had those in the park when we were kids. But they were these little ponys on big springs instead.
    You just know this guy is still laughing.
    He probably bought one and souped it up for parties.

  5. Soylent Ape said, on January 25th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Ow! That guy’s creepy smile is painful. It’s like Rep. Gary Condit, Enzyte’s Smilin’ Bob and That E-Harmony guy channelled their off-putting, forced-smile abilities into a solitary Display of Dental Doom. It was scary how the Wierd Al track syncs so perfectly with the video. It’s like Dark Side of the Moon, or something!

  6. criminyjicket said, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    btw bagel…if your CILF post got hit a bunch i want royalties

  7. Cody said, on January 25th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    The random recliners were definitely odd, considering the ad was talking about different speeds for the fake rodeo bull thing.

    Plus: “White and Nerdy” is teh awesome.

  8. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 25th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Mark, Cody: Yeah, the recline-a-lators are another of their products. I love Weird Al, too! This is probably my fave.

    SEO: Thanks to you for showing me the product! I nearly died laughing yesterday when you linked me.

    CJ: You need to watch it. Also, CILF gets alot of hits, it was picked up by a few larger sites. Did you link to it or something? I didn’t see! Show me!

    Micky: I wonder if he has a hammock above it? That’s what I’d do..

    Soy: Exactly.

  9. Cody said, on January 26th, 2008 at 1:40 am

    CILF apparently means lots of things…including cereal, cartoon, and cop.

  10. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 26th, 2008 at 1:47 am

    No, Cody. Those are fakers. C is for Corpse.
    Didn’t you watch Sesame Street?

  11. Cody said, on January 26th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    The only useful thing I learned from Sesame Street was how to count to 10 in Spanish. And that Puerto Rico sounds really funny when you say it with a heavy Spanish accent. Uh, actually, most of what I saw on Sesame Street was Spanish…C must be for conspiracy!

  12. Terrible Lie said, on January 26th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Where’s the button for the vibrator?

  13. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 26th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Cody: I forgot, you watched the PC version. Old school Sesame Street taught us that mexicans are lazy, massive amount of cookies are good for you, and a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

    TerribleLie: I don’t know, but I think the guy in the video found it! Maybe that’s what ‘yawing’ is?

  14. criminyjicket said, on January 26th, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    no ma’am..i dumped the url at several places i visit online where offending people is all the rage…i got great feedback when i sent them here.

  15. Terrible Lie said, on January 27th, 2008 at 1:16 am

    So I watched that “Two girl’s and a cup” And I am scarred for life…

  16. micky2 said, on January 27th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Bagel,
    And some stirups too?

  17. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 27th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Thanks, CJ. We need all the lovin we can get!

    Terrible: Bah! Try shitting dick nipples, or a little something I like to call good happy time smile love

    Micky: I notice the distinct lack of a saddle horn on the device.

  18. micky2 said, on January 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Bagel,
    Patent and market it.

  19. criminyjicket said, on January 27th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    no sweat bagel… i consider it my civic duty. There just aren’t enough people that can laugh at anything, and we’re damn sure going to need to be able to

  20. Terrible Lie said, on January 27th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    I am trying to leave a comment..But i can’t???

  21. Terrible Lie said, on January 27th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    hmmmm must be the URL I was leaving

  22. Terrible Lie said, on January 27th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    http://www.2girls1cup.com/

    This Video will scar you for life!!
    but I DARE YOU !!!

    bagel note: Fixed the link. Our spam collector was eating it.

  23. Soylent Ape said, on January 28th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    @ TL: Oh, yeah. Just when you thought you’d seen everything, you realise you’ve seen nothing.

  24. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Micky: Who says I haven’t?

    CJ: Indeed!

    TL: It’s disgustingly delicious. I also like the reaction videos.

    Soy: Stick with me, kid! You’ll be eye-bleachin’ in no time.

  25. Jenice said, on January 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Oh Shit. This is by far one of your classics. I did your suggestion. I can’t quit peeing myself.

  26. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Jenice: There’s a pill for that

  27. Scott said, on January 31st, 2008 at 7:27 am

    I think he’s hot. I like his thighs.

  28. The Bagel of Everything said, on January 31st, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    I think he looks like Diedrich Bader.

  29. Frontier Former Editor said, on February 3rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Well, it’s obvious that the guy is a hermaphrodite. If I was sitting on that thing, I’d be nauseous in about 5 seconds (sorry, not 8 seconds) from the grinding pain to my testicles.

  30. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 3rd, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    While I do find hermaphrodites intriguing, I prefer them the other way around.
    I guess I’m just an old fashioned perv.

  31. Cody said, on February 4th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    Agh! I thought I had learned my lesson about clicking links…curse you Terrible Lie! Curse you!

    Excuse me whilst I rustle up some eye bleach…

  32. andyfox1979 said, on February 9th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    that looks like it feels good.

  33. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Cody: here, sweety. I keep it handy in the ЯR first AIDS kit.

    Andy: Smiley guy sure thinks so

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