Bagel Surfs the Web: Homemade Sex Toys
Creative? Bored? Horny? Boy, do I have somethin’ for you!
Homemade Sex Toys - DIY dildos for DIY sex!
The toys on the site are broken down into 2 categories: Toys for Men and Toys for Women. With 12 entries in the men’s category, and only 3 for the ladies (I’m not counting “blanket pull” – that’s just lame), the website seems bent towards the male reader. The illustrations totally make up for it:
They totally ripped off my DogToy or SexToy post, as well as my upcoming post Toys: Dog, Sex, Child – but whatever. It’s more fun to take the quiz than make the quiz. Theirs vs Mine <— look familiar?
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You know.. You would have to be a super perv to think of this shit..
I have a few of my own..They were not on there..
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 12:33 pm
Details plz?
Did you see the banana in a condom? That was just silly.
The Bagel of Everything
23 Jan 08 at 12:35 pm
Yes.. The banana was sick..Did you see the atari stck? baaaaahahahhahahaha Don’t ever buy one on ebay!
Okay, so one ..That I can say that wont make me cringe thinking other people will read… What about the hard spray shower head? I’m sure that would get any girl off ten times faster then a balloon! like I said ..I’m a perv and I figured that one out when I was 11 hahahhahahhahaha Some secrets are better left unsaid…
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 1:26 pm
is that homemade?
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 1:27 pm
I fucked a canteloupe once
micky2
23 Jan 08 at 1:43 pm
You did not!! hahahaha
I wish I had a Penis..So I could play with it hahhaha
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 2:21 pm
Terrible: I didn’t realize Canada had a penis ban going on. Trust me, it’s more of a hassle than you think, let it be attached to someone else.
keywork.
23 Jan 08 at 2:26 pm
Oh, and if micky says he fucked a canteloupe, I believe him. Mostly because I don’t need to see the pictures he surely took during and after.
keywork.
23 Jan 08 at 2:27 pm
My dad used to joke about it all the time, so I gave it a spin when I was tweeking about 20 years ago. You have to make the hole small so you get the vacume going.
Nuking it for a minute helps alot
micky2
23 Jan 08 at 3:09 pm
Told ya so.
keywork.
23 Jan 08 at 3:19 pm
TerribleLie: Atari Stick? No! Which?
The Bagel of Everything
23 Jan 08 at 4:30 pm
Here’s one just in time for the superbowl.
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/football/cozy.html
and before you ask, no.
LOL Heathen
23 Jan 08 at 5:24 pm
@ Mickey: I bet it felt like a warm cantaloupe pie.
I fucked an antelope once. It was totally worth the concussion!
Soylent ape
23 Jan 08 at 6:48 pm
It made a noise I cant even spell.
micky2
23 Jan 08 at 7:27 pm
Bagel.. It is on that site..it even has a video that shows you how it works..and an instructional video to show you how to instal the products SWEET!
I want to buy my bf a pocket pussy for when he is away at wrk..i think I’m goona surprise him with one for when he comes back..
See I am sooo the wrong person to be talking about dirty shit with right now hahahhaha My bf has been gone for about 15 day’s wrking and I have been home alone … Just me and my porn….
OH>> And if I had a penis.. I would prob try anything…once…
Bagel.. So.. Homemade or no?
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 10:27 pm
If you look at the fuck dolls..Check out the reviews!! Not so many Man dolls! And the best man doll is dicontinued! I am so buying one!
Terrible Lie
23 Jan 08 at 11:33 pm
LolHeath: Sorry, I gotta ask… ?
Micky: Yeah, somehow that doesn’t surprise me.
TL: Link me to the atari controller? I can’t find it!
“how to install the products” ? Install? Hahaha! Great word choice!
You should totally buy b/f a fleshlight.
“Bagel..So.. Homemade or no?”
I do like the shower massage, but I’m not very tall so it can be awkward. I’m down with the percussion massager, on low, over my clothes. It’s quick, easy, and no cleanup necessary.
The Bagel of Everything
24 Jan 08 at 9:57 am
I guess it really is true that you can find anything on the Internet. The illustrations are just…eh…something. The look on the cartoon guy’s face bothers me greatly. Maybe it’s the fact his nose is freaking huge.
Most of the male toys seem designed only for dudes without any curve. They look like they’d be incredibly uncomfortable otherwise.
Cody
24 Jan 08 at 9:15 pm
Well, hell!!!! I needed this post before the holidays. Could’ve saved myself a lot of money on gifts!!!!!
trailerparkbarbie
24 Jan 08 at 9:30 pm
as in no i havent tried it.
LOL Heathen
25 Jan 08 at 2:48 am
Cody: The internet is magical. So are curves :)
Barbie: Indeed! Hell, you coulda just skipped the holidays all together and hibernated under the covers.
LolHeath: But will you? I’m not sure how I feel about hair gel down there… If it leaked, wouldn’t it sting? Maybe I’m just thinking like a girl.
The Bagel of Everything
25 Jan 08 at 9:50 am
Bagel,
Are you teasing my spelling abilties or my canteloupe ?
micky
25 Jan 08 at 9:58 am
Yes
The Bagel of Everything
25 Jan 08 at 10:04 am
http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/joystick/
Terrible Lie
26 Jan 08 at 11:09 am
no, i dont think so. at the very least laziness makes going to the toy store much easier.
LOL Heathen
26 Jan 08 at 1:13 pm
This is better than the joystick vibrator. I mean, how geeky is banging your computer?
Cody
26 Jan 08 at 3:58 pm
Ha! Those are awesome! I love the lotion, magazine, and ever important Mountain Dew on the case.
I like this entirely too much to be comfortable with my sexuality. Click through “next organizer” at the bottom — the desk organizer is brilliant.
The Bagel of Everything
26 Jan 08 at 4:13 pm
Doesn’t get any better then this!! http://www.cyborgasmatrix.com/Home.htm
Terrible Lie
28 Jan 08 at 1:12 am
Candy Corn buttplug
The Bagel of Everything
2 Feb 08 at 4:20 pm
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