Idle hands are best served cold
Saturday, January 5th — Hayden, Idaho
Mr. Name Withheld, mid 20’s, sees the mark of the beast on his hand, wraps a tourniquet around his wrist, cuts it off with a circular saw, microwaves it (?!), then calls 911. Surprise: He’s now relaxing in a mental hospital.
“It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived,” sheriff’s Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. “He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn’t bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad.”
That’s pretty much it.
Sources: KUTV - Seattle Times - Fox News
Somebody should totally make a movie about that. Oh, wait, they have!
Idle Hands
Srsly, I love this movie.
Seriously…Thats FUCKIN hillarious…I havent seen that movie…but it looks like something i would like…maybe if ive chiefed first! let me also just throw out “Mall Rats”. (or ANYTHING with Jay & Silent Bob)I dont have a mind that can distinguish bad from really bad…so no comments if you hate that movie please…But its my fave stoner movie…of coarse it was alot funnier when i was young and stupid!
“Mother Mother Fuck-Mother Mother Fuck Fuck…”
Oh-and i dont get the whole “kevin” thing…
Peace to you all this week…Stona Lisa
Stona Lisa
15 Jan 08 at 11:20 am
Hey, at least it was just a hand with the mark of the beast. Could’ve easily appeared on an appendage that had no back-up. Seth Green with a bottle in his head — must see! m.
marayner
15 Jan 08 at 11:58 am
I thought Schindlers list was better.
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 1:00 pm
Stona: Idle Hands is awesome, and right up your alley.
Ma: Seth Green is a riot. I love the bit about the light being too far.
Micky: I saw Schindler’s List with my school class when I was too young to appreciate it. Kinda ruined it for me.
bagel of everything
15 Jan 08 at 1:14 pm
Bagel,
I was being a smart ass, I think you know where I was going with that.
The last stupid movie I saw was “Superbad” with my 12 year old boy. It was the worst stupid movie I’ve ever seen.
This theme has been done before where the guys hand is a transplant from an executed murderer and it turns his psyce to that of the original owner.
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 1:22 pm
but this IS NEWS!
Dude really did it.
People in Potataho are weird.
bagel of everything
15 Jan 08 at 1:25 pm
And they made a movie out of the news ? Since when?
Sounds more like needed to stick his head in the mic.
My dick does things all on its own, I aint cutting it off! They tried that when I was six.
I guess its better than drowning all your kids because you think they’re possesed.
BUT IT WAS THE HAND THAT TURNED ON THE WATER !!!!!!!
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 1:48 pm
When I was a wee lad, I used to beat my meat to Devon Sawa so hard and so often, I’m surprised my cock didn’t become possessed and evil, much less my right hand.
The whole point of my post (linked to on the sidebar) is actually that I’m way more zionistic than you are, and so like a black man calling another black a nigger, I can deny the holocaust to other jews. I thought that was the best part personally!
Kevin
15 Jan 08 at 4:11 pm
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I think that was said when I exited the womb.
keywork.
15 Jan 08 at 4:21 pm
Good, then you and yourself can laugh at it together.
Thats about the same as beating off.
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 5:07 pm
Here we go again. Somethings just can’t be left alone. Elitism is as Elitism does, Gump.
keywork.
15 Jan 08 at 5:10 pm
I’m done for the day.
Elite my ass. 8th don black belt in Chinese kempo, crank , jack, vicodin, 96 soft tail, product of the 60s that grew a brain pork and beans eatin motherfuckin nightmare on two feet behind a glock.
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 6:48 pm
Yeah, um, easy, trigger. I wasn’t firing at you, micky.
keywork.
15 Jan 08 at 6:51 pm
Kay boss, sorry. Anyone seen my rig ?
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 7:00 pm
Gotta love the microwaving part. He must have one of those new-fangled translations of the Bible. “If your hand commits evil, cut it off, microwave it, and feed it to John Goodman.”
Cody
15 Jan 08 at 7:10 pm
OMG screw devon sawa. Brad Renfro is dead, my first pre-teen spunk! Boohoo
Kevin
15 Jan 08 at 8:32 pm
There’s something about living in those midwestern and mountain states that just brings out the nutjob in people. Look at the Freemen, The Wichita Shopping Mall gunman and the Unabomber, just to name a few.
Soylent ape
15 Jan 08 at 9:14 pm
Its the cold, being inside. Seen that movie Fargo ? That’ll do it to ya, living there in the winter .
Summer time comes around and whoooya !
micky2
15 Jan 08 at 9:48 pm
Now if only the friggin’ religious freakers do the same when they see Mary…
blitzkriegbarbie
16 Jan 08 at 12:29 am
KW: “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. I think that was said when I exited the womb”
I like that. My mommy said a similar thing: “just cause I can kill you in your sleep doesn’t mean I will. Sleep well”
Cody: Yeah, that’s totally bible 2.0
Micky: Everyone tells me I’d like Fargo. I should prolly try it.
BKBarbie: You smell familiar…
bagel of everything
16 Jan 08 at 9:43 am
That’s what happens when you don’t make sex regularly.
E.
Entomo
16 Jan 08 at 1:14 pm
I wouldn’t know :)
The Bagel of Everything
29 Jan 08 at 10:09 pm
Bagel, Fargo is your kind of movie. Stupid smart people.
micky2
30 Jan 08 at 9:32 am