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You say ‘lemming’ like it’s a bad thing.

Posted in cafepress, gifts, humor, lemming, original art, shopping by The Bagel of Everything on January 13th, 2008


You say ‘lemming’ like it’s a tote bag!
…or a hoodie, baby bib, thong panty, postcard…

CafePress.com/BadLemming
The revolution will be merchandised.

 

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  1. Scott said, on January 14th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    … I don’t get it. Am I stupid or left out?

  2. bagel of everything said, on January 14th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    There’s nothing to get…wanna go jump off a cliff with me?

  3. micky2 said, on January 14th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    That would be cool if we could give all the lemmings helium balloons and just watch them drift out over the Praire after they jump the cliff. You know, just tie one to each tail and then toss an M-80 at them. Then while they’re floating a mile high in the sky we could all get out our sling shots and shoot at the ballons.
    The idea would be to get them all to fall right on PETA headqurters.

  4. bagel of everything said, on January 14th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Oh! A project! I’ll join! Where do I sign??

  5. micky2 said, on January 14th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    I wonder if i could make it a video game and patent it for Wii.
    I could call it ” Lemming Drops”

  6. Cody said, on January 14th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    Lemming drops…sounds like a tangy, yet hairy hard candy.

  7. micky2 said, on January 14th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Key has the list. I got the idea from him. We used to do it to squirrels and drop them on Pelosis house.

  8. Scott said, on January 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    I’m afraid there might be some lingering copyright issues with a video game about lemmings falling off stuff. Pretty sure live action is the only way to go here.

    Video games have the no muss, no fuss advantage, but isn’t that half the fun of hitting PETA: watching them clean it up afterwards and crying?

  9. bagel of everything said, on January 14th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    I dunno if you can copyright the idea of lemmings falling off stuff, any more than birds flying or fish swimming. It’s kinda what they do.

    No, kids…it isn’t a myth. Lemmings really do hurl themselves to their deaths, in neat, orderly lines.

  10. micky2 said, on January 14th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Peta would get all futsterd just knowing the game is out there.
    Video games have copyrighted people doing shit they always do and some shmuck makes monet off of it. Mario shoots gophers. And you even have fishing games.
    We have games that kids re-enact in real life and actually fucking kill people (saw it on a CSI episode) We could charge up the assfor the real thing, or sell video games to the cheepos.
    bagel, the lemmings actually go off the cliff in one big messy pack. They actually trample and stampede each other to get to the cliff first.

  11. Soylent ape said, on January 14th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    I think it’d be even better if you dropped lemmings “liberated” from a laboratory hemhorragic fever experiment.

    Anyone seen the movie LD 50?

  12. micky2 said, on January 14th, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    No, but I will now.

  13. bagel of everything said, on January 15th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    LD 50: Lethal Dose (plot summary from IMDB):

    Re-formed by a coded message to their web site, a group of animal rights activists set off to free an imprisoned colleague from a terrifying ordeal. Their rescue mission leads them to a disused lab, but what should have been a simple raid turns into a series of twisted and mind bending incidents where the free and the caged switch places, in this tormented psychological horror
    ———

    Ohhhhh!!!
    I read that as: blah blah blah blah twisted blah blah tormented blah horror

    I must see this film.

  14. Kevin said, on January 15th, 2008 at 9:50 am

    I want these on my desk in triplicate!

  15. bagel of everything said, on January 15th, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Yes, Sir! As soon as I finish these TPS reports…

  16. The Carnival of Satire (#92) | The Skwib said, on January 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am

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  17. bagel of everything said, on January 17th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Thanks for the link, Mark.

    I love when people get me!

    PS: How did you know I’m a ‘publican?
    Is it that obvious?

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