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Bitches Love Soylent Ape

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In honor of Soylent Ape’s birthday, I’m posting his favorite youtube:
Mindless Self Indulgence’s Bitches, set to Pokémon clips. And guess what!? It doesn’t suck!


Good job, thebuttmaster – I’m sure your mommy is proud.

Written by The Bagel of Everything

January 6, 2008 at 6:10 am

12 Responses to 'Bitches Love Soylent Ape'

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  1. Happy Buttday, butt boy.

    Kevin

    7 Jan 08 at 10:36 am

  2. aye aye here here, happy birthday, Mr. Ape. And hell, I’m actually half way on time for this one!

    the best part of that - almost no Squirtle.

    SEO Hack

    7 Jan 08 at 12:31 pm

  3. Which is the one that looks kinda like a duck?

  4. @ Kevin: Huh? If you’d listened to what your boss was saying, bitches love me ’cause they know that I can rock. …and not that kind of bitch, either.

    @ SEO: Squirtle? Let’s hope there was not squirtle at all–otherwise I have to answer to Kevin, apparently. …unless it was my squirtle, I think.

    Soylent ape

    7 Jan 08 at 5:53 pm

  5. My highest respect to the weird love the Head Bi*ch feels for Soylent Ape. World is really a twisted place to inhabit in. And now I’m serious.

    Happy B-Day, Ape.

    Your “paisà” E.

    Entomo

    8 Jan 08 at 5:56 am

  6. @ Entomo: Grazie! “Weird Love” is about right.

    Soylent Ape

    8 Jan 08 at 7:11 am

  7. Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can rock
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can rhyme
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can fuck
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can time

    Throughout the… upper middleclass suburban development

  8. By my Parallelogram ability, I’ve “sensed” you must have worked hard to conquer Bagel’s heart, but here we go. She’s now crazy for you. She is very good at hiding her feelings about persons, even about her origin family for instance.

    E.

    Entomo

    9 Jan 08 at 7:49 am

  9. “And guess what? It doesn’t suck!”

    Hopefully, you do.

    Stiletto

    10 Jan 08 at 7:51 pm

  10. Oh yeah..Happy Birthday, monkey face!

    Stiletto

    10 Jan 08 at 7:52 pm

  11. Entomo: I’d like to head more about your ‘Parallelogram ability’

    Stil: Yup. Also, I bite.

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