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Bitches Love Soylent Ape

Posted in mindless self indulgence, music, pokemon, video, youtube by The Bagel of Everything on January 6th, 2008

In honor of Soylent Ape’s birthday, I’m posting his favorite youtube:
Mindless Self Indulgence’s Bitches, set to Pokémon clips. And guess what!? It doesn’t suck!


Good job, thebuttmaster – I’m sure your mommy is proud.

11 Responses to 'Bitches Love Soylent Ape'

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  1. Kevin said, on January 7th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Happy Buttday, butt boy.

  2. SEO Hack said, on January 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    aye aye here here, happy birthday, Mr. Ape. And hell, I’m actually half way on time for this one!

    the best part of that - almost no Squirtle.

  3. bagel of everything said, on January 7th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Which is the one that looks kinda like a duck?

  4. Soylent ape said, on January 7th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    @ Kevin: Huh? If you’d listened to what your boss was saying, bitches love me ’cause they know that I can rock. …and not that kind of bitch, either.

    @ SEO: Squirtle? Let’s hope there was not squirtle at all–otherwise I have to answer to Kevin, apparently. …unless it was my squirtle, I think.

  5. Entomo said, on January 8th, 2008 at 5:56 am

    My highest respect to the weird love the Head Bi*ch feels for Soylent Ape. World is really a twisted place to inhabit in. And now I’m serious.

    Happy B-Day, Ape.

    Your “paisà” E.

  6. Soylent Ape said, on January 8th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    @ Entomo: Grazie! “Weird Love” is about right.

  7. bagel of everything said, on January 8th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can rock
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can rhyme
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can fuck
    Bitches love Soy cause they know that he can time

    Throughout the… upper middleclass suburban development

  8. Entomo said, on January 9th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    By my Parallelogram ability, I’ve “sensed” you must have worked hard to conquer Bagel’s heart, but here we go. She’s now crazy for you. She is very good at hiding her feelings about persons, even about her origin family for instance.

    E.

  9. Stiletto said, on January 10th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    “And guess what? It doesn’t suck!”

    Hopefully, you do.

  10. Stiletto said, on January 10th, 2008 at 7:52 pm

    Oh yeah..Happy Birthday, monkey face!

  11. bagel of everything said, on January 19th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Entomo: I’d like to head more about your ‘Parallelogram ability’

    Stil: Yup. Also, I bite.

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