Voyeurism with Tom Corbett
Voyeurism:
A practice in which an individual derives sexual pleasure
from observing other people engaged in sexual acts.
CafePress: The revolution will be merchandised
The sublimely homoerotic black & white art is taken from the original Carey Rockwell novels, which have fallen into the public domain. They have been altered only for size.
Who the fuck is Tom Corbett? Wikipedia knows!
Previous Ass Cadet comics:
- Tom Corbett: Shotacon
- Tom Corbett: Double Docking
- Tom Corbett: Forniphilia
- Tom Corbett: Bagpiping
- Tom Corbett: Pederasty
- Tom Corbett: Fisting
- Tom Corbett: Ass Patch
- Tom Corbett: Donkey Punch
- Tom Corbett: Breath Play
Future entries will be filed here.
Waaaay too much information. Still, I had no idea that Tom Corbett ever existed, and now I am wiser. Waaay too wiser.
marayner
4 Jan 08 at 10:41 am
I proudly display my Ass Cadet magnet in the hallway to my roommates btw.
Kevin
4 Jan 08 at 11:14 am
and by “ass cadet magnet” you mean “ass”, right handsome?
bagel of everything
4 Jan 08 at 11:22 am
Yeah, I figured kevin would know at least one Ass Cadet. You don’t have to lie to kick it, K, we know you added ‘magnet’ in there to throw us off.
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 11:54 am
Wanna see my ass cadet keywork?
Kevin
4 Jan 08 at 12:15 pm
Damnit KW! Where are you?
Just say yes so we can all see Kevin’s fine ass! Remember, you didn’t get me anything for my birthday!
bagel of everything
4 Jan 08 at 1:09 pm
I applaud your effort, kevin, but have to decline. But hey, it’s a new year and I’m sure you can find someone in the state of New York that hasn’t seen it yet. Well, nothing is ever really certain I guess….
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 1:12 pm
see, bagel wants a gander. that’s the Kendrick talking.
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 1:13 pm
Speaking of ‘gander’, anyone watch the vid on the news sidebar?
bagel of everything
4 Jan 08 at 1:17 pm
nice, Bagel. I gave you the gift of life. Suck it up.
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 1:22 pm
um wait
think about that statement, daddy.
bagel of everything
4 Jan 08 at 1:32 pm
Don’t suck anything unless you have to. I meant, ‘I gave you the gift of life, happy birthday, shutup.’
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 1:40 pm
This all reminds me of the time I showed Antisocialist a picture of my son and wife.
He said ” My ! you have beautiful children”.
micky2
4 Jan 08 at 2:38 pm
I think Tom Corbett’s favourite Real Life Superhero is Entomo. I mean, I’m always engaged in sexual acts with Real Life Supervillainesses. Except Bagel of Everything (not meant as an offense, Bagel, I love you girl).
E.
Entomo
4 Jan 08 at 4:24 pm
Oh my. I’m not buying his story at all. I would like to point out that he is getting better at english though.
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 5:27 pm
I’d like to say for the record: I’m pretty sure that really is Entomo. I’m not faking it.
Anyone who wasn’t around back in the day, read this:
http://rationreality.com/2007/07/03/real-life-superheroes-the-revenge/
RationReality loves you too, Entomo. But you should prolly read all the Tom Corbett comics before comparing yourself to him.
bagel of everything
4 Jan 08 at 6:04 pm
That’s not what I was implying. He may be into double docking, so I expect Kevin to be waiting nearby.
keywork.
4 Jan 08 at 6:26 pm
Bagel,
I’m not comparing myself to him. I mean, I live my life, no matter how absurd and weird and dangerous it is.
And yes, I’m the ONE and ONLY Entomo, the Insect-Man.
Keywork: believe, man. Faith. That’s what you need.
E.
Entomo
5 Jan 08 at 4:57 am
No thanks, E, faith is the worst drug on the market. It makes people stop questioning things. That’s far worse than acid in my book.
keywork.
5 Jan 08 at 5:45 pm
I have faith in Al Gore being the biggest asshole on the market.
And I have alot of questions for him
micky2
5 Jan 08 at 6:16 pm
@ Keywork: There’s a place for faith, but misplaced faith is as dangerous as a hijacked airliner. As Slayer said: “Inquiry, is it blasphemy?”
@ Micky: Gore has carefully engineered the whole environmental crisis/carbon offset scam over decades. You have to hand it to him for his patience. I do agree with the “asshole” statement, though.
Soylent ape
6 Jan 08 at 12:10 am
Next thing you know every fucking box of Fruit loops and Capt. Crunch will come with a free carbon credit inside.
http://arclightzero.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/end-of-the-year-special-the-un-goes-after-your-kids/#comments
micky2
6 Jan 08 at 1:06 am
soy, there’s not a place for everything and everything can’t find a place.
keywork.
6 Jan 08 at 2:33 am
Really? Faith (NOT faith in God anyway) pushes me to question reality harder and harder.
Entomo
6 Jan 08 at 5:47 am
lightning bolts, Entomo, lightning bolts.
God
7 Jan 08 at 10:21 am
oh, and let there be light.
God
7 Jan 08 at 10:21 am
Dear God,
I’ve been a very good girl so far this year. May I please have a new Dyson vacuum, and a case of Thai energy drinks, and a pedicure?
bagel of everything
7 Jan 08 at 10:52 am
Bagel,
No you haven’t. But yes to the pedicure. If someone else will pay for it. And I saw that it was good.
God
7 Jan 08 at 11:01 am
Also, God…
Can you make my friend/daddy KW not be such a smartass?
bagel of everything
7 Jan 08 at 11:07 am
Trust Me, I have tried. That experiment got way out of hand and I had to lay low for a while. Sorry about the 80’s and the 90’s.
God
7 Jan 08 at 11:34 am
@ bagel - i heard Dyson aint’ where it at. It’s all about the Kirby.
SEO Hack
7 Jan 08 at 12:33 pm
Does the Kirby guy have an aussie accent?
That’s how I base my purchase decisions.
bagel of everything
7 Jan 08 at 12:39 pm
Kirby vacuum cleaners are shit. Up here, we use them as paper weights. Well, if we had paper we would. But, I’m done shredding documents.
God
7 Jan 08 at 6:28 pm
Shredding documents? I always knew God worked at the CIA.
Cody
8 Jan 08 at 2:43 am
Is Carey Rockwell as gay as Carey Grant?
Stiletto
10 Jan 08 at 7:53 pm
Hey, Kevin, are these two gay?
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/g/Cary%20Grant/photo%20shoot.JPG
Stiletto
10 Jan 08 at 7:55 pm
Actually, I am a voyeur but a lazy one. I keep forgetting to purchase binoculars. It would be a wise investment though. Love the new digitals. You can now take pics of your victims before they…well, you know.
Stiletto
10 Jan 08 at 7:56 pm
I’ve had my Dyson for 2 years. But no vacume cleaner is worth 500.00.
I can get a broom and a lot of (if I say pussy you’ll all tease me) food for homeless kids.
micky2
10 Jan 08 at 11:24 pm
Why only homeless kids? Adults need to eat too.
Stiletto
11 Jan 08 at 6:53 am
Micky: Dyson got panned by Consumer Reports.
Cody: Or the other way ’round? …Nah
Stil: Do you know how much I love you?
bagel of everything
11 Jan 08 at 7:37 am
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24 Jan 08 at 12:57 pm
Bagel, I have no idea how much I love you nor do I know why. But go ahead and count the ways…
Thanks for reminding me. I owe you an article on pussy. BTW, I dreamt up the perfect name for it but now it’s just a long faded memory…
Stiletto
24 Jan 08 at 4:16 pm
Oops! Make that, “how much you love MOI.”
But the feeling’s mutual.
:)
Stiletto
24 Jan 08 at 4:16 pm
” I have no idea how much I love you nor do I know why”
Yeah, I get that alot.
Your pussy is long and faded? Or that’s the name you’ve given it? Mine is named Sheila.
The Bagel of Everything
12 Feb 08 at 12:37 pm