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Voyeurism with Tom Corbett

Posted in Voyeurism, fetish, nostalgia, parody, spoof, tom corbett, web comic by The Bagel of Everything on January 4th, 2008


Voyeurism:
A practice in which an individual derives sexual pleasure
from observing other people engaged in sexual acts.


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The sublimely homoerotic black & white art is taken from the original Carey Rockwell novels, which have fallen into the public domain. They have been altered only for size.

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  1. marayner said, on January 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Waaaay too much information. Still, I had no idea that Tom Corbett ever existed, and now I am wiser. Waaay too wiser.

  2. Kevin said, on January 4th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    I proudly display my Ass Cadet magnet in the hallway to my roommates btw.

  3. bagel of everything said, on January 4th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    and by “ass cadet magnet” you mean “ass”, right handsome?

  4. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Yeah, I figured kevin would know at least one Ass Cadet. You don’t have to lie to kick it, K, we know you added ‘magnet’ in there to throw us off.

  5. Kevin said, on January 4th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Wanna see my ass cadet keywork?

  6. bagel of everything said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Damnit KW! Where are you?

    Just say yes so we can all see Kevin’s fine ass! Remember, you didn’t get me anything for my birthday!

  7. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    I applaud your effort, kevin, but have to decline. But hey, it’s a new year and I’m sure you can find someone in the state of New York that hasn’t seen it yet. Well, nothing is ever really certain I guess….

  8. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    see, bagel wants a gander. that’s the Kendrick talking.

  9. bagel of everything said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Speaking of ‘gander’, anyone watch the vid on the news sidebar?

  10. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    nice, Bagel. I gave you the gift of life. Suck it up.

  11. bagel of everything said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    um wait
    think about that statement, daddy.

  12. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Don’t suck anything unless you have to. I meant, ‘I gave you the gift of life, happy birthday, shutup.’

  13. micky2 said, on January 4th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    This all reminds me of the time I showed Antisocialist a picture of my son and wife.
    He said ” My ! you have beautiful children”.

  14. Entomo said, on January 4th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    I think Tom Corbett’s favourite Real Life Superhero is Entomo. I mean, I’m always engaged in sexual acts with Real Life Supervillainesses. Except Bagel of Everything (not meant as an offense, Bagel, I love you girl).

    E.

  15. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Oh my. I’m not buying his story at all. I would like to point out that he is getting better at english though.

  16. bagel of everything said, on January 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    I’d like to say for the record: I’m pretty sure that really is Entomo. I’m not faking it.

    Anyone who wasn’t around back in the day, read this:

    http://rationreality.com/2007/07/03/real-life-superheroes-the-revenge/

    RationReality loves you too, Entomo. But you should prolly read all the Tom Corbett comics before comparing yourself to him.

  17. keywork. said, on January 4th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    That’s not what I was implying. He may be into double docking, so I expect Kevin to be waiting nearby.

  18. Entomo said, on January 5th, 2008 at 4:57 am

    Bagel,

    I’m not comparing myself to him. I mean, I live my life, no matter how absurd and weird and dangerous it is.

    And yes, I’m the ONE and ONLY Entomo, the Insect-Man.

    Keywork: believe, man. Faith. That’s what you need.

    E.

  19. keywork. said, on January 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    No thanks, E, faith is the worst drug on the market. It makes people stop questioning things. That’s far worse than acid in my book.

  20. micky2 said, on January 5th, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    I have faith in Al Gore being the biggest asshole on the market.
    And I have alot of questions for him

  21. Soylent ape said, on January 6th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    @ Keywork: There’s a place for faith, but misplaced faith is as dangerous as a hijacked airliner. As Slayer said: “Inquiry, is it blasphemy?”

    @ Micky: Gore has carefully engineered the whole environmental crisis/carbon offset scam over decades. You have to hand it to him for his patience. I do agree with the “asshole” statement, though.

  22. micky2 said, on January 6th, 2008 at 1:06 am

    Next thing you know every fucking box of Fruit loops and Capt. Crunch will come with a free carbon credit inside.

    http://arclightzero.wordpress.com/2007/12/31/end-of-the-year-special-the-un-goes-after-your-kids/#comments

  23. keywork. said, on January 6th, 2008 at 2:33 am

    soy, there’s not a place for everything and everything can’t find a place.

  24. Entomo said, on January 6th, 2008 at 5:47 am

    Really? Faith (NOT faith in God anyway) pushes me to question reality harder and harder.

  25. God said, on January 7th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    lightning bolts, Entomo, lightning bolts.

  26. God said, on January 7th, 2008 at 10:21 am

    oh, and let there be light.

  27. bagel of everything said, on January 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am

    Dear God,

    I’ve been a very good girl so far this year. May I please have a new Dyson vacuum, and a case of Thai energy drinks, and a pedicure?

  28. God said, on January 7th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Bagel,

    No you haven’t. But yes to the pedicure. If someone else will pay for it. And I saw that it was good.

  29. bagel of everything said, on January 7th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Also, God…
    Can you make my friend/daddy KW not be such a smartass?

  30. God said, on January 7th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Trust Me, I have tried. That experiment got way out of hand and I had to lay low for a while. Sorry about the 80’s and the 90’s.

  31. SEO Hack said, on January 7th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    @ bagel - i heard Dyson aint’ where it at. It’s all about the Kirby.

  32. bagel of everything said, on January 7th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Does the Kirby guy have an aussie accent?

    That’s how I base my purchase decisions.

  33. God said, on January 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Kirby vacuum cleaners are shit. Up here, we use them as paper weights. Well, if we had paper we would. But, I’m done shredding documents.

  34. Cody said, on January 8th, 2008 at 2:43 am

    Shredding documents? I always knew God worked at the CIA.

  35. Stiletto said, on January 10th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Is Carey Rockwell as gay as Carey Grant?

  36. Stiletto said, on January 10th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Hey, Kevin, are these two gay?

    http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/g/Cary%20Grant/photo%20shoot.JPG

  37. Stiletto said, on January 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    Actually, I am a voyeur but a lazy one. I keep forgetting to purchase binoculars. It would be a wise investment though. Love the new digitals. You can now take pics of your victims before they…well, you know.

  38. micky2 said, on January 10th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    I’ve had my Dyson for 2 years. But no vacume cleaner is worth 500.00.
    I can get a broom and a lot of (if I say pussy you’ll all tease me) food for homeless kids.

  39. Stiletto said, on January 11th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Why only homeless kids? Adults need to eat too.

  40. bagel of everything said, on January 11th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Micky: Dyson got panned by Consumer Reports.

    Cody: Or the other way ’round? …Nah

    Stil: Do you know how much I love you?

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  43. Stiletto said, on January 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Bagel, I have no idea how much I love you nor do I know why. But go ahead and count the ways…

    Thanks for reminding me. I owe you an article on pussy. BTW, I dreamt up the perfect name for it but now it’s just a long faded memory…

  44. Stiletto said, on January 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Oops! Make that, “how much you love MOI.”

    But the feeling’s mutual.
    :)

  45. The Bagel of Everything said, on February 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    ” I have no idea how much I love you nor do I know why”
    Yeah, I get that alot.

    Your pussy is long and faded? Or that’s the name you’ve given it? Mine is named Sheila.

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