Books that Exist: A Hand in the Bush
A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting
by Deborah Addington
This book is as fun as the Vagina Monologues — you get to read the word “cunt” over and over on every page. Author Deborah Addington does not believe in technical language; nor will she stoop to using euphemisms. In other words, a cunt is a cunt is a cunt. And Addington’s book tells you all you need to know to get a fist into one, and then, more interestingly, how to get it out. For example, we are told that after an orgasmic fisting session, the vaginal opening can form a seal around the fister’s wrist. A sticky situation to say the least. But no need to start picturing yourself in one of those emergency room freak shows, where you and your lady show up locked cunt and fist in embarrassing embrace. A few verbal tips and 6 illustrative frames later, and Addington has you out of this bind. -Alt.com
A bird in the hand is worth a fist in your bush - Deviant
Problems with the book involve that it’s a lot of fluff. All but the last chapter seems to lack any real, hard information w/r/t the practice of fisting, but instead seems to try to win over the reader to her side of the argument, which, I think is kinda silly. I will admit, though, that filling an entire book with stuff with stuff about fisting would be difficult, at best. -Everything2.com
Maybe -bagel
More Books the Exist:
Christian Domestic Discipline - The Technology of Orgasm - The Haunted Vagina
good find Bagel. you should go read my latest post.
kisses and fists,
kw.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 12:11 pm
I did. Is he called Snowball for the reason I think?
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 12:25 pm
yeah, bagel, apparently he lost his virginity to this girl that earlier that night had orally ingested a ton of semen that wasn’t his as well. he kind of got a buffet when he kissed her I guess.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 12:32 pm
Key was the Vanilla yougurt dip over by the fruits
micky2
20 Dec 07 at 1:12 pm
Yougurt ?, sorry bout that.
Sounds like wet shit yea?
Did you gurt?
micky2
20 Dec 07 at 1:14 pm
no, I did not gurt. I stay away from the produce section of the gene pool. No fruits, No vegetables plz.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 1:19 pm
but you admit to being a ‘dip’ ?
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 3:00 pm
no. damned genetics. I had hoped that the sarcasm would have skipped you.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 3:18 pm
So does that mean you have stuck it to a pound of liver?
micky2
20 Dec 07 at 3:45 pm
I’m glad I don’t know what that means.
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 3:48 pm
is pounding liver the same as busting guts? if so, then yes. earmuffs, Bagel.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 4:04 pm
daddy, ask me about the time i got my cervix bruised
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 4:07 pm
well, honey, I assumed finger blasting would be a lost concept on today’s youth. sounds like I was wrong.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 4:10 pm
Who’s fingers are that long? Seriously?
Well, maybe this guy…
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 4:14 pm
He is also known as the patron saint of finger blasting.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 4:19 pm
That must be why Soy has him on a medal.
He plays bass, ya know :)
bagel of everything
20 Dec 07 at 4:26 pm
exactly, the bassist knows all.
keywork.
20 Dec 07 at 4:49 pm
A pound of liver is a poor mans pocket pussy.
micky2
20 Dec 07 at 7:04 pm
@ Micky: So true…
@ Bagel: Have you been going through my medals again?
@ Keywork: There’s no balling like snowballing.
Soylent Ape
20 Dec 07 at 8:45 pm
“There’s no balling like snowballing.”
True dat.
Kevin
20 Dec 07 at 10:11 pm
Dance? Definitely. Theatre? Of course. Architecture? Sure. Vaginal fisting? Ehh…why not?
Soylent Ape
20 Dec 07 at 10:37 pm
“There’s no balling like snowballing.”
I want that on a shirt.
bagel of everything
21 Dec 07 at 12:24 am
I’d better copyright that.
Soylent Ape
21 Dec 07 at 7:26 am
Key knows all about snowballing, ask the nurse.
micky2
21 Dec 07 at 11:17 am
I can deal with the book (horrible twist on the old saying notwithstanding). I can’t deal with creating an abbreviation for “with regards to” (as seen in one of the reviews). Seriously, if you want to sound smart, making abbreviations isn’t what you want to do.
Cody
22 Dec 07 at 5:59 am
w/r/t! That’s what that means! Honest, I didn’t know.
Yeah, that’s a lot of annoying.
bagel of everything
22 Dec 07 at 2:08 pm
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