Depp vs Hasselhoff
Saturday, I made a last.fm account (go be my friend, loser). I’m not sure what I think about it yet, except that it showed me this:
Pantera’s Fucking Hostile – An asspie’s interpretation
A broken pikachu, Heir Fritz, the outer toe!
I would say this is the best video ever of all time, even with the Britishisms, except it’s spelled Darrell, you manky nutt!
Also by the same dude:
Slayer’s Angel of Death Hey, Johnny Depp!
Related posts: Word of the Week: Mondegreen - I like music that smells bad - The Great Kat: Worship or Die
This Vogue will Fuck you Up - A suburban housewife’s guide to mid-90’s gangsta rap music
this made my fucking day. thank you Bagel. thank you.
keywork.
December 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Didnt Styx write a song called “Too much time on my hands” ?
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 1:52 pm
KW: Made my day, too.
Micky: I dunno. I’m kinda busy right now, why don’t you go ogle it?
bagel of everything
December 17, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Too much of something on your hands ?
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Awesome. Metal is so much better when you misinterpret it.
Cody
December 17, 2007 at 4:46 pm
My favorite one was from those head slammin metalergists Mannferd Man.
Wrapped up like a douche, you know the roller in the night ?
“Dressed up like a dude, another roller in the night.”
“Wrapped up like a douche, I knew their owner every night.”
“Racked up like a douche, another lover in the night.”
“Wake up like a douche, or a rubber in the night.”
“Torn up like a douche, another stoner in the night.”
“Wrap up the old deuce, a Nutter Butter in the night.”
“Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night.”
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 5:04 pm
micky, you can thank Bruce Springsteen for that confusion.
keywork.
December 17, 2007 at 5:11 pm
yea , I googled it, I dont think anyone wants to claim credit for those lyrics. It seems they’re all passing the buck or crying pornographic plagiarism or some stupid shit.
Springsteen, is he ever going to clear his throat ?
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 5:19 pm
i doubt it micky. i really doubt it.
keywork.
December 17, 2007 at 5:22 pm
I was playing Prodigys ” Smack my bitch up” in my shop and one my guys was singing at the top of his lungs “snap my picture”
I suck up behind him and pissed on his ass.
Fuckin jerk.
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Did I just say “suck up behind him”? (snuck up)
I told you my dickslexia was kickin in.
My vicodin ran out too.
I have an appointment in a couple hours, I’ll met her when I’m better.
See ya later guys.
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 5:32 pm
@ Cody: Yeah, metal is wonderful when it comes to misinterpretation, probably because the vocals are a bit more obscured and distorted than in other styles. Bagel can tell you what the growliest death metal or screechiest black metal singer is saying, but she can’t do the same for The Chipmunks.
@ Keywork: Glad that made your day. Perhaps you’d like this
@ Micky: You listen to Prodigy? I knew there was something about you I liked!
@ Bagel: It’s a shame about Dan Fogelberg.
Soylent Ape
December 17, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Soy: I heard about what happened with Fogelberg. I really liked his songs, so it made me sad.
Cody
December 17, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Prodigy, chem bros, apex twins, RobZombie, all the way back to Sonny Terry & Brownie McGee (the true founders of rock, NOT ELVIS!)
I listen to it all , except for chinese opera. A lot gets lost in translation.
I’m a percussionist Ape, but no doubt (gwen is fuckable) I’m not as good as you.
If you play like you write.
You need to link me to a demo.
I wanna hear you play.
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 9:45 pm
@ Cody.
Its nice to have another dickslexic around.
I dont feel so bad now.
micky2
December 17, 2007 at 9:49 pm
I once heard an Enya/Prodigy mashup called Smack my Bitch up the Orinoco Flow.
Too bad it sucked…it could have been epic.
bagel of everything
December 18, 2007 at 9:29 am
A think a must hear ( especially for the Ape) would be “Hamburger train” by Primus.
Its one of my favorites.
Its so long and complex you cant help but hear something new in it every time you play it.
If you’ve never heard it before, consider it your Christmas gift.
micky2
December 18, 2007 at 9:49 am
I love Primus. Soy doesn’t so much.
bagel of everything
December 18, 2007 at 3:37 pm
That makes you attractive.
micky2
December 18, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Primus, I could take or leave. I can’t take anything away from them as musicians. Very intricate stuff…
Soylent Ape
December 18, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Yeah, Primus is something I like in small doses. Les Claypool is a bass monster. Of course, I’ve always been a big fan of Rancid’s Matt Freeman. I played bass for a few years. And then I stopped.
keywork.
December 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
Tim Alexander, its all about the drummer, it always is.
Drummers get the least amount of credit I swear. But if it werent for them most of the music would no balls.
You can replace most instruments with another in just about every piece of music.
But when you leave out the drums, its like a boneless body.
Bagel wouldnt like that.
micky2
December 19, 2007 at 11:49 am
My highest respect to Garth Knight. He would be a great opponent. And now I’m serious.
I inject justice.
Entomo
January 2, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@ Keywork: I dig Rancid a lot. Also, don’t forget about Pennywise, All, and The Refused. The ’90s were an oft-overlooked period for punk. I play bass, too.
Soylent Ape
February 25, 2008 at 12:32 am
[...] posts: Tom Corbett: Amyl Nitrite - Fucking Hoffstyle - I love the Danza - 420 in Poohville « I know why the caged [...]
The Amyl KnightRider « Ration Reality
March 2, 2008 at 7:45 am